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I am going to have an early night...take care :-4:driving:

Hello to Gill and Helen....Goodnight to Kay...........and bye from me.....had me shower....done the barnett amd now for the face:(.......talk later;):-4:driving:

Don't blame you Kay - night night, hope you get a decent rest matey ! :-4

Carolly;1004931 wrote: Hello to Gill and Helen....Goodnight to Kay...........and bye from me.....had me shower....done the barnett amd now for the face:(.......talk later;):-4:driving:


Oh dear ! Did I hear that you lost your trowel Mrs ? :wah::wah:

Safe journey Carol :-4

I'm off as well, got lots to do, so catch you all later in the day XXX

G#Gill;1004894 wrote: Lovely to see you Kinks, keep your chin up Mrs and I look forward to seeing you again soon, yes it was good that Carol rang you. Take care XXX


Hi sexy lady, hope all is well with you :-4

Thanks carol, hope you have a nice day too babes

hey jimbo, how's things?

hi helen, hope you are well :-6

night kay, sleep well hun

HI all:D

Kinks! glad to see you getting on here a bit,, hope alls ok with you:-4

Have a good day Carol and enjoy yer singing:D

Gill Lovely pic,, but ,,, er ,,, isnt it a bit big?:wah:

Scouse,, seems like we are going through the same sort of thing,, :yh_hugs

Hope you get a good nights sleep Kay:-4

Helen well done on your darts, like Gill said at least you did good:D

hey jimbo:D

Hi Kazzy wazzy !! shhhhhhh, sorry about the pic size - it was the only pic I could find that was anything like. There were others but they were HUGE !!!! :wah::wah:

You take care of yourself - thinking of you and your Dad and Mum :-4

Morning Kaz, Kinks, Carolly, Gill, Jimbo and scouse. Night Kay.

Hi Ducky :-6:D

Afternoon Gill. Just threw a nice wrap around my legs, a bit chilly. Mmm, now I'm warming up.

el guapo;1005043 wrote: ya posts sucks and ya smell of rotten eggs



the hitman


Ere there's no need to broadcast it EG ffs !!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE



There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.'

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.



After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'



The word got around and nobody called him that any more.



Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'



He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.



The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.



Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.



Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'



Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next

day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!







What is the moral of this story?????...........................







...Oh, come on...take a guess!







Think about it...







(You're going to like this!)



And the moral is....

































You can't kill two birds with one stone!!





:rolleyes:

Good one Gill:wah:

G#Gill;1005033 wrote: Hi Kazzy wazzy !! shhhhhhh, sorry about the pic size - it was the only pic I could find that was anything like. There were others but they were HUGE !!!!

You take care of yourself - thinking of you and your Dad and Mum
:rolleyes: ok was only joking:D

qsducks;1005037 wrote: Morning Kaz, Kinks, Carolly, Gill, Jimbo and scouse. Night Kay.
hiya Ducky:D

G#Gill;1005058 wrote: Ere there's no need to broadcast it EG ffs !!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
theres skulduggery afoot here Gill:sneaky: I have a sneaky feeling JImbo is involved:wah:

Idgie;1005214 wrote: How can 61º feel chilly? :wah: Try 36º for size! :p

Morning everyone! :-6


I was just outside and it's warmer out there than in the basement where I'm sitting.

el guapo;1005043 wrote: ya posts sucks and ya smell of rotten eggs



the hitman


Now, that's not nice to say EG.

Idgie;1005222 wrote: The wind is whipping outside here and drizzling. Feels colder than inside. Wonder if we'll see snow by Halloween this year again?


Last Halloween it was 78 degrees and a really warm night. Didn't shut my windows last year until early November.

kazalala;1004937 wrote: HI all:D

Kinks! glad to see you getting on here a bit,, hope alls ok with you

Have a good day Carol and enjoy yer singing

Gill Lovely pic,, but ,,, er ,,, isnt it a bit big?

Scouse,, seems like we are going through the same sort of thing,, :yh_hugs


Hiya babes, things are good with me thanks....how are you?

qsducks;1005037 wrote: Morning Kaz, Kinks, Carolly, Gill, Jimbo and scouse. Night Kay.


Hi ducks, how's you?

G#Gill;1005064 wrote: THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE



There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.'

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.



After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'



The word got around and nobody called him that any more.



Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'



He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.



The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.



Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.



Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'



Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next

day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!







What is the moral of this story?????...........................







...Oh, come on...take a guess!







Think about it...







(You're going to like this!)



And the moral is....

































You can't kill two birds with one stone!!







:rolleyes:


:wah::wah::wah:

Hey Kinks. How was your trip? And are ya gonna post some pix for us?:)

hello.. how are you all today?

And good morning to you too BP!:)

kazalala;1005091 wrote: :rolleyes: ok was only joking:D

hiya Ducky:D

theres skulduggery afoot here Gill. I have a sneaky feeling JImbo is involved




I take it you have seen Jimbo's thread concerning 'contract insulting' ! I suspect that EG is going to be very busy :rolleyes: :wah:

This is the link ..........

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=40872

qsducks;1005258 wrote: Hey Kinks. How was your trip? And are ya gonna post some pix for us?:)


My trip? i haven't been away anywhere hun

ButterflyPrincess;1005300 wrote: hello.. how are you all today?


hiya hun, i'm good thanks.....how are you?

ButterflyPrincess;1005300 wrote: hello.. how are you all today?


Hiya BP !! :-6:D

kinks;1005327 wrote: My trip? i haven't been away anywhere hun



hiya hun, i'm good thanks.....how are you?


Umm, I thought you went some where. My mistake. So many people on here:rolleyes: Well, when you do go somewhere besides outside, post a pic.

G#Gill;1005331 wrote: Hiya BP !! :-6:D
Hiya Gill.

Hi kinks~ I am good... feelin' a lil sick.. other than that i am fine..

how are you hun?:D

I must get on, else I'll be in trouble :-5 Catch you all later :-6

G#Gill;1005338 wrote: I must get on, else I'll be in trouble :-5 Catch you all later :-6


Bye Gill. =)

ttyl:D

See ya Gill. You must put a contract out on Jimbo:wah:

qsducks;1005336 wrote: Umm, I thought you went some where. My mistake. So many people on here Well, when you do go somewhere besides outside, post a pic.


:wah: ok, will do hun ;



ButterflyPrincess;1005337 wrote: Hiya Gill.

Hi kinks~ I am good... feelin' a lil sick.. other than that i am fine..

how are you hun?:D


Aww, sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon. To be honest i've had a bit of a bad day .....you know, one of those days where everything goes wrong.

G#Gill;1005338 wrote: I must get on, else I'll be in trouble :-5 Catch you all later


catch ya later sexy lady

I hate being sick.

el guapo;1005043 wrote: ya posts sucks and ya smell of rotten eggs



the hitman


:eek::yh_rotfl

Up late Kay? Go to the casino as I just won $50

2.39 am......ummmm ducks kaz went to her van for awhile

kayleneaussie;1005481 wrote: 2.39 am......ummmm ducks kaz went to her van for awhile


Didn't she just go there a couple of days ago? I wonder how her dad is doing.

qsducks;1005485 wrote: Didn't she just go there a couple of days ago? I wonder how her dad is doing.


yea thats what i was talking about....wasnt u who asked where she went

kayleneaussie;1005499 wrote: yea thats what i was talking about....wasnt u who asked where she went


silly me...u were asking kinks :-5

kayleneaussie;1005500 wrote: silly me...u were asking kinks :-5


Hi Kay ----------------------- I should go back to bed Mrs. You aint ringin all yer bells at the moment ! :wah:;)

6:00pm already in the UK Gill. Time for dinner?

About another half hour Ducky

G#Gill;1005522 wrote: About another half hour Ducky


So what are ya having tonight?

G#Gill;1005527 wrote:


This is why I don't own a scale.:wah:

qsducks;1005525 wrote: So what are ya having tonight?


Something very quick and easy...........cos my two men are going to snooker club just after 7 pm..................... double poached eggs on toast with heinz spaghetti ! We'll probably have a chip butty when they get back later :wah::wah: