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Oh boy did I have a nice meal tonight.

Different type of fish pieces including Salmon and chopped onion in the botom of a dish....3 hard boiled eggs cut in half ontop...then a fish sauce poured over....plenty of pepper...mashed pots and grated cheese on top....in oven.......better then sex I tell yer:-4............schhhh dont let Chris see that:-2;)

Carolly;1004267 wrote: :wah::wah::wah::p


This is the 2nd time we've had to meet with the old bat. Last year Johnny was not doing good in school and this year so far he is bringing home his best grades ever. I should mention that we took him off the meds and restricted his diet. We think he either became immune to them or he's just growing up.

Carolly;1004256 wrote: Well move to bleedin Cyprus and I will ffs:rolleyes::p


forget it Carol:(

Carolly;1004278 wrote: Oh boy did I have a nice meal tonight.

Different type of fish pieces including Salmon and chopped onion in the botom of a dish....3 hard boiled eggs cut in half ontop...then a fish sauce poured over....plenty of pepper...mashed pots and grated cheese on top....in oven.......better then sex I tell yer:-4............schhhh dont let Chris see that:-2;)


I've got some salmon in the fridge thawing out for tomorrow's din din. What kind of sauce was on top and who made it?:D

Im having lamb chops in minty gravy, mashed pots and veg:p

Wow, it was sunny a bit ago and now the wind is kicking up and here comes rain

Hey, is everybody having mashed potatoes tonight? So are we.

qsducks;1004289 wrote: I've got some salmon in the fridge thawing out for tomorrow's din din. What kind of sauce was on top and who made it?:DIt was fish pie sauce made by Homepride:wah::wah:.....TBH you can make a white sauce....that would be ok;)

Chezzie;1004290 wrote: Im having lamb chops in minty gravy, mashed pots and veg:pSee almost twins:D

G#Gill;1004285 wrote: forget it Carol:(
She cant get online much and needed to talk woman.....now stop sulking;)

good morning everyone:-6



i hate mint sauce

kayleneaussie;1004313 wrote: good morning everyone:-6



i hate mint sauce :wah::wah::wah:Your bleedin mad:rolleyes:

Carolly;1004327 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:Your bleedin mad:rolleyes:


but ya luvs me :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;1004331 wrote: but ya luvs me :sneaky:
Must do to bleedin put up with you:wah::wah:;)

5.34 am bbl just got to drive son to the station :driving:

HI all back for a little while:D went to see my dad and he does seem a bit better in himself,, although he has no concept of time so whenever anyone has been to visit then goes ,, he thinks they are coming back in a minute so we always get told off for how long we have been away:rolleyes::wah:

Hope your kids are settling down now Chez xxx

Gill some good jokes there,,, the oldies are th best eh:wah:

Scouse glad you have decided to make this a regular haunt;)

Oh and thanks again all for your concern about me dadxxx

Carolly;1004307 wrote: She cant get online much and needed to talk woman.....now stop sulking;)


I'm not sulking you silly moo, and I wasn't suggesting that you shouldn't phone our Kinks, bless her. I was joking about you never phoning me, cos I know the reason why you don't ! :p:rolleyes::wah::wah:

backkkkkkkkkkkkk:sneaky:

Kaz :-4

kayleneaussie;1004416 wrote: backkkkkkkkkkkkk:sneaky:

Kaz :-4


hi kay:-4

kazalala;1004417 wrote: hi kay:-4Watcha Sex on Legs:D;)

:sneaky::sneaky:

Good ere aint it:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;1004459 wrote: Good ere aint it:wah::wah::wah:


what :sneaky:

Think I might sing :guitarist:guitarist

I put this on Shelbel's thread today, and I can't remember whether I put it on this thread or not, so I shall put it on now, anyway, cos I think it is very clever and funny. :p :wah: Maybe it will cheer you all up :-3



INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate



..........................................................................

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

kayleneaussie;1004463 wrote: think I Might Sing :guitarist:guitaristYou Better Not Bird!!!!:-5:-5:-5

Hi Kay ! Hope you are OK and your little cherub is settling a bit better :-6 :-4

You put it on earlier Gilly:D;)

carolly;1004483 wrote: you Better Not Bird!!!!:-5:-5:-5


la La La La

Oh gawd, they're all invisible :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1004486 wrote: Hi Kay ! Hope you are OK and your little cherub is settling a bit better :-6 :-4


yea things are ok :-6

Carolly;1004488 wrote: You put it on earlier Gilly:D;)


There you go - senile dementia setting in, short term memory loss, doolally tat, etc. there's no point in me carrying on is there, if I can't remember what I bloody did earlier in the day grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr think I'll go and sharpen me gun and go and shoot the dandelion heads off....................... and next door's friggin weeds !!!! :-1 :rolleyes:

Ere Carol are you working tomorrow ? Weather looked a bit doubtful, but that was up in my neck of the woods. :-3

G#Gill;1004497 wrote: There you go - senile dementia setting in, short term memory loss, doolally tat, etc. there's no point in me carrying on is there, if I can't remember what I bloody did earlier in the day grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr think I'll go and sharpen me gun and go and shoot the dandelion heads off....................... and next door's friggin weeds !!!! :-1 :rolleyes:


ooooooooooo Gill is getting dangerous ....I is scared :driving:

G#Gill;1004502 wrote: Ere Carol are you working tomorrow ? Weather looked a bit doubtful, but that was up in my neck of the woods. :-3Im off to London buying;)

kayleneaussie;1004505 wrote: ooooooooooo Gill is getting dangerous ....I is scared :driving:Well I wont look after yer:sneaky::mad::rolleyes:

It's OK Kay, I'm only jesting ............................................... :sneaky: ............. I'll just shoot the toerag next door who can't shut doors without slammin the bloody things at crack of sparrow fart every morning grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

just cooked meself some scrambled eggs with mushrooms

Carolly;1004509 wrote: Im off to London buying;)


Have a safe journey Mrs. :driving: Will you be on MSN in the evening ?

G#Gill;1004517 wrote: Have a safe journey Mrs. :driving: Will you be on MSN in the evening ? :)Prob going to Karioke....wont be around much either the weekend....its Chris's birthday Saturday:D

Kay I love scrambled egg, but don't like mushrooms. When I do scrambled eggs I usually use about 8 eggs for the 3 of us, yummy :wah::wah:

G#Gill;1004517 wrote: Have a safe journey Mrs. :driving: Will you be on MSN in the evening ?


Didnt know you are still on msn Gill....never see ya on anymore

Carolly;1004519 wrote: Prob going to Karioke....wont be around much either the weekend....its Chris's birthday Saturday:D


Oh well, never mind. Might catch you one of these evenings ! Have a good night tomorrow, and a very good day on Saturday - wish Chris a happy birthday from me please. Tell him he's real dishy for a 70 year old >>>>>>>>>>>> gone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> very quickly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

G#Gill;1004528 wrote: Oh well, never mind. Might catch you one of these evenings ! Have a good night tomorrow, and a very good day on Saturday - wish Chris a happy birthday from me please. Tell him he's real dishy for a 70 year old >>>>>>>>>>>> gone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> very quickly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You cheeky cow.........he aint gonna be happy when he sees this I Tell yer.....yer about 20 years out....stop talking about yerself woman:sneaky:

kayleneaussie;1004525 wrote: Didnt know you are still on msn Gill....never see ya on anymore
Nor does Kaz or me when Ive been around:rolleyes::sneaky:

G#Gill;1004528 wrote: Oh well, never mind. Might catch you one of these evenings ! Have a good night tomorrow, and a very good day on Saturday - wish Chris a happy birthday from me please. year old Tell him he's real dishy for a 70 >>>>>>>>>>>> gone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> very quickly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Not nice

Carolly;1004519 wrote: Prob going to Karioke....wont be around much either the weekend....its Chris's birthday Saturday:D


Wish Chris a very Happy Birthday....he is a great man and I hope he has a very enjoyable day :-4:-4

kayleneaussie;1004538 wrote: Not nice :(Told yer he aint gonna be happy....he aint here to defend himself.....:sneaky:

Don't beat me up !!!! I was only joking ffs. I know he's only 46 and he's yer toy boy Carol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gone again >>>>>>>>> even quicker

well i gotta go....meline needs feeding :driving:

[QUOTE=kayleneaussie;1004539]Wish Chris a very Happy Birthday....he is a great man and I hope he has a very enjoyable day :-4:-4[/QUOTTar babe.....guess I should put up a thread for him nearer the time.