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good morning everyone,

well it was til i found a big black hairy spider walking up me wall

sorry to all spider lovers but it got sprayed with febreeze and it fell into a jug of water while i stood on me bed in case it landed on the floor !!

shelbell;996468 wrote: :yh_ooooo:yh_ooooo Can I come?


of course :sneaky::D

Helen;996500 wrote: good morning everyone,

well it was til i found a big black hairy spider walking up me wall

sorry to all spider lovers but it got sprayed with febreeze and it fell into a jug of water while i stood on me bed in case it landed on the floor !!


Hi Helen and Kay and Carol:-4

OMG!!! Helen, I hate spiders:-3:-3

Chezzie;996504 wrote: Hi Helen and Kay and Carol:-4

OMG!!! Helen, I hate spiders:-3:-3


mornin chezz,

this is quite an old building and we have a couple of chalets and a garage ajoining it so the darn things head in here every winter.

cant settle now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, keep looking round to see if he bought his family in with him .........:rolleyes:

Hi Chezzie, Helen and Carol :-6

kayleneaussie;996502 wrote: of course :sneaky::D


mornin kay :-4

ive got a trifle in the fridge, afraid its a shop bought one but i shall enjoy it just the same !!

mornin carol,

hope yer not spendin too much dosh on that shoppin channel !!:rolleyes:

I want trifle!!!!

I love the chocolate ones:p

Chezzie;996534 wrote: I want trifle!!!!

I love the chocolate ones:p


never heard of a chocolate one

well, i better get on and make a start on this carpet

got told they they had the shower fixed upstairs...................... well not at bloody midnight last night , they hadnt !!!:-5:-5

Hi Girls.........AGAIN!!I keep losing the Net ffs...........driving me mad.....I just mailed somebody and lost the bloody lot:-5oh well I aint doing it again....Ive let me fingy box that goes to the electric cool down as it was really hot....see if that makes a difference....Im on me old one at the mo.....me mate:-4...but may have to get me new pink mate out;)

Helen;996500 wrote: good morning everyone,

well it was til i found a big black hairy spider walking up me wall

sorry to all spider lovers but it got sprayed with febreeze and it fell into a jug of water while i stood on me bed in case it landed on the floor !!
Helen Chris as you know is a big butch geezer BUT he really has a fing about Spiders.....he really freaks out if he sees one.....nofing else.....just Spiders.:-3

Helen;996524 wrote: mornin carol,

hope yer not spendin too much dosh on that shoppin channel !!:rolleyes:I get on me nerves I tell yer!!!:-5:-5

kayleneaussie;996535 wrote: never heard of a chocolate one


You havent lived my girl:D









Ultimate Chocolate Trifle Recipe

Ingredients

* 1 8x8 pan full of your favorite brownies

* 1 recipe Chocolate Mousse

* 1 pint whipping cream

* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

* 1/4 cup powdered sugar

* 1/4 cup milk chocolate curls



Directions

1. Make mouse and chill in the refrigerator for a few hours.

2. Make your brownies and cool.

3. Prepare whipped cream by whipping the cream on high for several minutes just until it starts to get thick (you want it a little runny). Add vanilla and powdered sugar until well combined.

4. Assembly:

5. Note: Use any large glass bowl - I used a punch bowl. Depending on the size and height of your bowl, shoot for at least two or more layers so be sure to measure out your layers appropriately.

6. Break up brownies into bit sized pieces (about 1/2" x 1/2") and put on the bottom of a glass bowl. Top with a layer of mousse, then whipped cream. If your mousse or whipped cream is too thick, thin out with cream. Repeat layers until you're left with a top layer of whipped cream.

7. Let it chill for at least 4 hours - the longer the better. Garnish with chocolate curls.

Chezzie;996534 wrote: I want trifle!!!!

I love the chocolate ones:pI got some yesterday......3 in a pack...chocolate ones and raspberry.....a quid a pack......trouble is I have one and want more!!!!!:-5

Carolly;996543 wrote: Hi Girls.........AGAIN!!I keep losing the Net ffs...........driving me mad.....I just mailed somebody and lost the bloody lot:-5oh well I aint doing it again....Ive let me fingy box that goes to the electric cool down as it was really hot....see if that makes a difference....Im on me old one at the mo.....me mate:-4...but may have to get me new pink mate out;)


My internet connection was playing up early, I thought it was FG being slow, pges wouldnt load ect...Now I realise it was you buying up QVC and locking all the grid networks:D

Chezzie;996552 wrote: You havent lived my girl:D









Ultimate Chocolate Trifle Recipe

Ingredients

* 1 8x8 pan full of your favorite brownies

* 1 recipe Chocolate Mousse

* 1 pint whipping cream

* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

* 1/4 cup powdered sugar

* 1/4 cup milk chocolate curls



Directions

1. Make mouse and chill in the refrigerator for a few hours.

2. Make your brownies and cool.

3. Prepare whipped cream by whipping the cream on high for several minutes just until it starts to get thick (you want it a little runny). Add vanilla and powdered sugar until well combined.

4. Assembly:

5. Note: Use any large glass bowl - I used a punch bowl. Depending on the size and height of your bowl, shoot for at least two or more layers so be sure to measure out your layers appropriately.

6. Break up brownies into bit sized pieces (about 1/2" x 1/2") and put on the bottom of a glass bowl. Top with a layer of mousse, then whipped cream. If your mousse or whipped cream is too thick, thin out with cream. Repeat layers until you're left with a top layer of whipped cream.

7. Let it chill for at least 4 hours - the longer the better. Garnish with chocolate curls.Oh gawd Fanny Cradacks off:rolleyes::D;)

Chezzie;996555 wrote: My internet connection was playing up early, I thought it was FG being slow, pges wouldnt load ect...Now I realise it was you buying up QVC and locking all the grid networks:DOhhhhhh the bleedin internet goes down and poor old Turkish Delight gets the blame ffs:-5:sneaky::rolleyes::p

Carolly;996556 wrote: Oh gawd Fanny Cradacks off:rolleyes::D;)


Hark at you....My lil strawberry cream vicky cake maker and scoffer:D

Hello each !!! Sounds like you're all well :wah:

Ere Chezzie !! That's upset me for the day, you little torment grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

G#Gill;996563 wrote: Hello each !!! Sounds like you're all well :wah:

Ere Chezzie !! That's upset me for the day, you little torment grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:


get yersel to the local supermarket and fill yer boots with choccy trifle..Im gonna:D

Chezzie;996561 wrote: Hark at you....My lil strawberry cream vicky cake maker and scoffer:DOH THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUMMY!!!!!:-4:-4Morning Gill;)

Morning Kaz:D;)

mrsK;996025 wrote: Morning All

Helen I am really happy with the way these meds are working .Pleased you are feeling the same way,as well.

Kaz,sending love & best wishes to you & Mum & give your Dad a big hug from Australia & tell him I hope he gets well soon

Hello Gill ,hope things get better for you soon as well.

Hello Ducks,Chez,Odie,Cuddles,Lynne,Suzy,Carol,mrsk & anyone else who calls in today.

Carol don't take any notice of what they say about your face ,just cover it with white out.
Thanks MRsK, hope you have a good day today:-4

Carolly;996575 wrote: Morning Kaz


morning yer maj:D wont be on long this morning, but i should be back teatime ish. One of my sisters went to visit dad last night and said he was sleeping mostly, so maybe thats for the best, hopefully he feels a bit better today, i cant go today as i have to go take my aunt for her hospital appointment, so i will probs speak to mam later and find out how he has been today im bloody sick of hospitals:rolleyes::o

kazalala;996581 wrote: Thanks MRsK, hope you have a good day today



morning yer maj:D wont be on long this morning, but i should be back teatime ish. One of my sisters went to visit dad last night and said he was sleeping mostly, so maybe thats for the best, hopefully he feels a bit better today, i cant go today as i have to go take my aunt for her hospital appointment, so i will probs speak to mam later and find out how he has been today im bloody sick of hospitals:rolleyes::oWell I will be about tea time but have to go after that to pick up some felt pictures I sell for kids to colour in........flying machine;)Sleeping kills pain........bless him:-4Keep with it girl(((((((((hugs))))))))xx

Boot Camp tomorrow and Sunday on XFactor:D:guitarist

Chezzie;996552 wrote: You havent lived my girl:D









Ultimate Chocolate Trifle Recipe

Ingredients

* 1 8x8 pan full of your favorite brownies

* 1 recipe Chocolate Mousse

* 1 pint whipping cream

* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

* 1/4 cup powdered sugar

* 1/4 cup milk chocolate curls



Directions

1. Make mouse and chill in the refrigerator for a few hours.

2. Make your brownies and cool.

3. Prepare whipped cream by whipping the cream on high for several minutes just until it starts to get thick (you want it a little runny). Add vanilla and powdered sugar until well combined.

4. Assembly:

5. Note: Use any large glass bowl - I used a punch bowl. Depending on the size and height of your bowl, shoot for at least two or more layers so be sure to measure out your layers appropriately.

6. Break up brownies into bit sized pieces (about 1/2" x 1/2") and put on the bottom of a glass bowl. Top with a layer of mousse, then whipped cream. If your mousse or whipped cream is too thick, thin out with cream. Repeat layers until you're left with a top layer of whipped cream.

7. Let it chill for at least 4 hours - the longer the better. Garnish with chocolate curls.


nah dont fancy that

Thats twice i have posted on here and it hasnt come on:-3:-3

kayleneaussie;996597 wrote: nah dont fancy that


Mad oz bird:rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;996597 wrote: nah dont fancy that To complicated more like it:rolleyes::sneaky:

Anyway gotta go now be back later:):-4

Hi Kazziewazziemazzielazzie:D

Big hugs to you today:-4

A friend is somebody

Who knows you and likes you

Exactly the way that you are.

Someone who's special

And so close in thought

That no distance can ever seem far.

A friend understands you

Without any words,

Stands by you

When nothing goes right.

And willingly talks

Over problems with you

Till they somehow

Just vanish from sight.

And whether you're neighbors

Or live miles apart,

A word from a friend gives a lift

To your heart and spirit.

That shows you once more

Why friendship is life's dearest gift!

kazalala;996603 wrote: thats Twice I Have Posted On Here And It Hasnt Come On:-3:-3
That Happened To Me Before An I Thought I Was Going Round The Twist!!!!!:-3:(

kazalala;996606 wrote: Anyway gotta go now be back later:):-4Bye Mate.........finking about ye;):-4

chezzie;996607 wrote: hi Kazziewazziemazzielazzie:d

Big Hugs To You Today:-4

a Friend Is Somebody

Who Knows You And Likes You

Exactly The Way That You Are.

Someone Who's Special

And So Close In Thought

That No Distance Can Ever Seem Far.

A Friend Understands You

Without Any Words,

Stands By You

When Nothing Goes Right.

And Willingly Talks

Over Problems With You

Till They Somehow

Just Vanish From Sight.

And Whether You're Neighbors

Or Live Miles Apart,

A Word From A Friend Gives A Lift

To Your Heart And Spirit.

That Shows You Once More

Why Friendship Is Life's Dearest Gift!:-4:-4;)

Chezzie;996607 wrote: Hi Kazziewazziemazzielazzie:D

Big hugs to you today:-4

A friend is somebody

Who knows you and likes you

Exactly the way that you are.

Someone who's special

And so close in thought

That no distance can ever seem far.

A friend understands you

Without any words,

Stands by you

When nothing goes right.

And willingly talks

Over problems with you

Till they somehow

Just vanish from sight.

And whether you're neighbors

Or live miles apart,

A word from a friend gives a lift

To your heart and spirit.

That shows you once more

Why friendship is life's dearest gift!
aww thanks Chez:-4see ye later hopefully

Carolly;996608 wrote: That Happened To Me Before An I Thought I Was Going Round The Twist!!!!!:-3:(
its happened twice in the past two days!! hope to speak later carol,, if not tomorrow:-4

Been chatting to Teresa ( pheasant plucker) on Face book and she sends her love to all here.

She is doing great, home schooling her kids and sounds well happy:-4

Told her we all miss her and shocked her when I said some FOC'ers were mods now:D

Chezzie;996617 wrote: Been chatting to Teresa ( pheasant plucker) on Face book and she sends her love to all here.

She is doing great, home schooling her kids and sounds well happy:-4

Told her we all miss her and shocked her when I said some FOC'ers were mods now:DI bet she was shocked to learn some of us were now lol...oh wish she would come back.....I do miss her....send her my love:-4

That BJ is at it again.....just took aload more dosh off me the thieving toerag:sneaky::-5:-5

Carolly;996624 wrote: I bet she was shocked to learn some of us were now lol...oh wish she would come back.....I do miss her....send her my love:-4

That BJ is at it again.....just took aload more dosh off me the thieving toerag:sneaky::-5:-5


oh what a shame:p

Hi Chezzie,

Bye Kaz, take care Mrs (((((((((( hugs ))))))))))

Must get on with some more work grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, catcha'all later. :-4

Enjoy your break Heather, expect you to come back loaded with tales !!! :wah:

Chezzie;996628 wrote: oh what a shame:p:sneaky:Pee Taker:-5:rolleyes:

Carolly;996630 wrote: :sneaky:Pee Taker:-5:rolleyes:


thats me ...chezzie the urine extracter:wah::wah:

gorra go out in a bit.....grrrrrrrr dont wanna:rolleyes:

Chezzie;996638 wrote: thats me ...chezzie the urine extracter:wah::wah:

gorra go out in a bit.....grrrrrrrr dont wanna:rolleyes:Its horrible when that happens....will keep ye seat warm mate;):D

Carolly;996640 wrote: Its horrible when that happens....will keep ye seat warm mate;):D


your not gonna pee on it are ya:-3

Chezzie;996651 wrote: your not gonna pee on it are ya:-3Only OLD people do fings like that....few ere but I aint one of them:D;):p

Carolly;996653 wrote: Only OLD people do fings like that....few ere but I aint one of them:D;):p







Just in case:D

Catch ya later babe x

Evening All:-6

Just dropping in to say "catcha later".

Have fun.:-4:-6

INSTALLING A HUSBAND



Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate





..........................................................................

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, Tech Support

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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

morning all, has someone been peeing in my room:wah:

Odie;996713 wrote: morning all, has someone been peeing in my room:wah:Watcha Girl.....it was Chez:D

Good One Gill.