ForumGarden

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?:-2

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

hey Jives...

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Air Force, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

I can't answer one of those, Wolvi...

:wah: Wolfy has several interesting questions, I say go post them on Ask Nomad anything thread to see a unique solution.....................

Does anyone know if Stedman Graham and Opfrey Winfrey are still together? My sister said she read that they had split, but she probably read that at the front of a magazine at the grocery check-out.

Bridget wrote: Does anyone know if Stedman Graham and Opfrey Winfrey are still together? My sister said she read that they had split, but she probably read that at the front of a magazine at the grocery check-out.
I heard this on TV. Haven't heard if they got back together or not. I'm surprised Stedman hung around as long as he did...being on hold.

SnoozeControl wrote: The woman's a millionaire! Can anyone tell us what he does for a living?
Catered to Oprah's every whim???? hahahaha

Lil~Basco wrote: I heard this on TV. Haven't heard if they got back together or not. I'm surprised Steadman hung around as long as he did...being on hold.


They are still together they just had a scare in her jet a few day's ago.



Steadman Grahm (Oprahs Boyfriend?) use to have something to do with Basketball industry, he may be retired now.

Wolverine wrote: If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


to tease people about not having money trees.

Wolverine wrote: If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


Branches are in place so you leaf the money a loan.:-3

It takes 7 twists to remove the wire cage from a champagne cork...



:-6 :-6

valerie wrote: It takes 7 twists to remove the wire cage from a champagne cork...



:-6 :-6




ahh, but how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop ?

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"

The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet."

One more day of winter break....................................

chonsigirl wrote: One more day of winter break....................................
Now I'm depressed - Complete 23 years service tomorrow. Think I'll get a plastic watch to mark the occasion?

Wow, that's a long time Uncle Kram. Surely they will do something nice for you tomorrow.....................

There's more chance of me squeezing blackheads out of my bum with a pair of boxing gloves

They need a swift kick where the sun don't shine if they don't acknowledge so many years of work!

Uncle Kram wrote: There's more chance of me squeezing blackheads out of my bum with a pair of boxing gloves
what a pleasant visual UK. thank you so much for that.

*leans into waste basket*:yh_sick

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Branches are in place so you leaf the money a loan.:-3
:-2 ... ... ... ... ... ... :yh_rotfl

Wolverine wrote: 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
2005 A.D. - That root is holistic mumbo-jumbo. Here, say this prayer.

Accountable wrote: 2005 A.D. - That root is holistic mumbo-jumbo. Here, say this prayer.


2006 A.D. - That prayer is not allowed here.

Here, drink this Guarana Juice.

:-5 The liberals are trying to restrict our right to prayer. The conservatives are trying to dictate what can & can't be shown on cable TV.



Explain to me how they're different, please!

Accountable wrote: :-5 The liberals are trying to restrict our right to prayer. The conservatives are trying to dictate what can & can't be shown on cable TV.



Explain to me how they're different, please!


Come on..........think about it.

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Come on..........think about it.:)I'm not helping you. You think about it. :-3

Accountable wrote: I'm not helping you. You think about it. :-3


Let us see the source!:-4

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Come on..........think about it.


:yh_think ... :yh_think ... :yh_think



Nope. Not a cat-hair's difference.

Accountable wrote: :yh_think ... :yh_think



Nope. Not a cat-hair's difference.


cat got your tongue?



Let us see the source!:-4

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: cat got your tongue?



Let us see the source!:-4 I'm speaking generalities, not a specific instance, but it's easy enough to find liberals shouting down conservatives who were invited to speak, complaining -even suing - at the drop of a hat anytime a positive reference is made publicly about Judeo-Christian values or symbols of those values.



And this morning I hear a conservative talk show host supporting legislation forcing cable to stop offering "questionable" broadcasts, such as MTV, on the basic package.

nope, nope, nope.

i don't have a problem with people talking about their faith. talk all you want. if i want to listen, i'll pull up a chair. if i don't i'll walk away. i don't need to have the gov't come up with legislation to keep you from offending me.

No way should the Gov't try to censor what can and can't be on TV. if you don't want watch it....

Turn the F-ing thing OFF!

Accountable wrote: I'm speaking generalities, not a specific instance, but it's easy enough to find liberals shouting down conservatives who were invited to speak, complaining -even suing - at the drop of a hat anytime a positive reference is made publicly about Judeo-Christian values or symbols of those values.



And this morning I hear a conservative talk show host supporting legislation forcing cable to stop offering "questionable" broadcasts, such as MTV, on the basic package.
What are you talking about, there are tons of religious programs on cable......and you say you don't like that "label thing" (people)......You watching Faux news?:)

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: What are you talking about, there are tons of religious programs on cable......and you say you don't like that "label thing" (people)......You watching Faux news?:)Paula? Is that you??

Homemade sticky buns smothered with butter and a cup of coffee.....

what's better than that for a night time snack?

cheese & crackers

Alfred wrote: cheese & crackers
with pepperoni?

smeared in BUTTER... thats right i said butter.

Alfred wrote: smeared in BUTTER... thats right i said butter.
Ahhhh...I see!

Another butter lover!

It isnt exactly Mardi Gras here at 4am is it ?

The low murmur of the maddening crowd of students is about to emrge down the hallway, winter break is over!

flopstock wrote: were you thinking of flashing us yellow boy?:sneaky:Now where did I put those beads?

I'm still stringing them.......................

with a crowd of students coming down the hallway?

You never know in 7th grade, Alfred.........................:wah: