Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:20 am

jimbo;992218 wrote: er go to urban dictionary and look up yzgi:wah::wah:

Per your own instructions, you MUST answer all questions. Giving directions to a dictionary does not count as an answer.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:22 am

jimbo;992219 wrote: god made very few heads perfect those that are not he put hair on :sneaky::sneaky:

and quit changing my questions!!! :-5:-5:wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:37 am

Do you realise that some people that you consider friends here are right ar5eholes?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:43 am

SuzyB;992249 wrote: Do you realise that some people that you consider friends here are right ar5eholes?

???? :-2

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:44 am

jimbo;992226 wrote: i love aussies , i would like to go but its so far

if i come over i will visit you :-6 you have been warned

:eek:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:46 am

Imladris;992253 wrote: ???? :-2

Go look through at 'I cant trust myself thread'!!! Jim and I have been trying to help a family that are devastated, my Niece is scared to be in the house my Sister in law wants to move and I read comments like that!

Not meant at you at all Immy :-4 It's Jim that finds you a pesky menace:sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:56 am

Jimbo. In my opinion, i believe that "Richard Ashcroft" is the greatest influence on modern music in the last 15 years. I did not believe that anything could top "The Verve's" "Urban Hymns" album. However, after a long break, the Verve have just released a new album called "Forth". Again, in my opinion, this new album is the work of a sheer genious & no recent band can touch this album. Opinion Please Jimbo.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:05 am

SuzyB;992257 wrote: Go look through at 'I cant trust myself thread'!!! Jim and I have been trying to help a family that are devastated, my Niece is scared to be in the house my Sister in law wants to move and I read comments like that!

Not meant at you at all Immy :-4 It's Jim that finds you a pesky menace:sneaky:

We apologized to you and you go and call some of us names?:-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:19 am

jimbo;991747 wrote: coz you are not watching ross kemp (good looking fella ross kemp)gangs sky 0ne now mmmm Oscar loves Ross Kemp:-4

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:05 pm

jimbo;993099 wrote: yup i love the verve:-6:-6
Glad you approve Jimbo. If you were not there, i can promise you that it was the most amazing moment when at Glastonbury, the electric violin went into the Strains of "Bittersweet Symphony". They were only on stage an hour but the long awaited reunion was worth the £200 ticket. Richard Ashcroft rocks! Buy "Forth" the album, it's genius.:-6

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:06 pm

jimbo;993112 wrote: is he a big bald guy :wah::wah::wah: mmm he reminds me of some-one. Can't quite put my finger on it

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:04 pm

jimbo;993149 wrote: :wah::wah: yule brenner

my brother in law looks like phil mitchel i say i'm grant we often go out in pubs and say we are the mitchel brothers....suzy my other half says we are idiots :wah: Been out Dogging lately?:wah::wah::wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:06 pm

For all you American members, Dogging is not taking Alfie walkies. It's a criminal offence frowned upon by the British Police Constabulary:wah: (especially when they can't join in)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:25 pm

oscar;993198 wrote: For all you American members, Dogging is not taking Alfie walkies. It's a criminal offence frowned upon by the British Police Constabulary:wah: (especially when they can't join in)

Sounds like a sex act to me.:sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:39 pm

qsducks;993276 wrote: Sounds like a sex act to me.:sneaky:
Spot on there Ducks. Dogging is the old fashioned English art of meeting up with strangers in car parks & either having sex with them or watching them. Very similar to prostitution only in dogging, no money changes hands & it's all free. Our police don't like it. The Mitchell brothers that Jimbo refers to are two English actors who play brothers on screen. Both are bald. There, the similarity ends. One is called Ross Kemp, a BAFTA awards winner for his documentary's on gangs in America etc & the other is a saddo who goes dogging as a pass time. The other, being Steve McFadden (no relation to Kerry) who was caught Dogging in public allegedly by the police. Both have a remarkable ability to speak only in whisper but Ross Kemp is very sexy & you can check him out on Sky, prog called Gangs.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:42 pm

Hey Jimbo, "Shut it you slag".:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:44 pm

oscar;993308 wrote: Spot on there Ducks. Dogging is the old fashioned English art of meeting up with strangers in car parks & either having sex with them or watching them. Very similar to prostitution only in dogging, no money changes hands & it's all free. Our police don't like it. The Mitchell brothers that Jimbo refers to are two English actors who play brothers on screen. Both are bald. There, the similarity ends. One is called Ross Kemp, a BAFTA awards winner for his documentary's on gangs in America etc & the other is a saddo who goes dogging as a pass time. The other, being Steve McFadden (no relation to Kerry) who was caught Dogging in public allegedly by the police. Both have a remarkable ability to speak only in whisper but Ross Kemp is very sexy & you can check him out on Sky, prog called Gangs.

Are we talking gay sex here Oscar? Or do they just go and bang anyone whose around?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:54 pm

suzyb;992249 wrote: do You Realise That Some People That You Consider Friends Here Are Right Ar5eholes?

:rolleyes:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:14 pm

qsducks;993313 wrote: Are we talking gay sex here Oscar? Or do they just go and bang anyone whose around? No, i believe it's strictly hetrosexual. Anyone can join in apparently. You just approach a car. You could get into a lot of trouble if the occupants were having a picnic on the common & not dogging. It's very similar to the George Michael incident in America in the public toilets. You just turn up with or without partner. So i am told, i hasten to add, i have never actually "Dogged" myself.

It's one of our traditions that put the "Great" into Great Britain. I'm told the queen is a fan.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:49 pm

am asking you to clear out your pm's...........am trying to send you a message!:-5:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:59 pm

Odie;993390 wrote: am asking you to clear out your pm's...........am trying to send you a message!:-5:wah:

Hey Jimbo, clean out your box.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:33 pm

qsducks;993404 wrote: Hey Jimbo, clean out your box.

yeah buddy, clean up your room!:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:34 pm

Yeah, Jimbo, your becoming sloppy. No room in the box dude.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:07 am

Odie;993326 wrote: :rolleyes:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:08 am

qsducks;993426 wrote: Yeah, Jimbo, your becoming sloppy. No room in the box dude.

That is so funny, it has a double ended meaning here :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:28 am

Hope6;991957 wrote: whats a tosser?

I had no idea either Hope, so I looked it up and it probably shouldn't be posted on here, so here is a link so you could see for yourself. :wah::wah:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... -%20Tosser

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:49 am

SuzyB;992249 wrote: Do you realise that some people that you consider friends here are right ar5eholes?

that's just nasty!:sneaky:

get your own room!:wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:43 am

Odie;993747 wrote: that's just nasty!:sneaky:

get your own room!:wah:

I know I'm blonde and all but

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:45 am

Jimbo, who do you think will be in the World Series over here in the US?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:49 am

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:27 am

jimbo;993627 wrote: no no no no :wah:

just like motherfo

does not mean someone who er fo's his mo

tosser may of meant that at one time but now

it means loads of things from ... soberbarman = tosser = someone who is a good laugh ,some one who is always taking the micky

jimbo =tosser= someone who is very annoying but a nice person

wiseguy =tosser = i refer you to your original urban dictionary meaing :wah:

I thought you were leaving...probably just wanted me to say something nice to you huh? :-3

You had your chance to tell me and Hope what a tosser was and you said look it up, so I did. You just didn't want us to know you were calling us a naughty name. :sneaky::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:30 am

I know it's connected to wanker:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:07 pm

jimbo;994359 wrote: what leave and let you have peace never

Yeah, that wouldn't be like you would it? :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:59 pm

jimbo;994395 wrote: :sneaky::sneaky: snigger

I'm so glad we got this thread back up and running...mine is now on page 2! So there, how do you like those apples?! See, nobody cares about me. Wait! Nobody cares about me! :yh_cry:yh_cry:yh_cry

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:06 pm

You happy now the house is spick and span?:D:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:14 pm

bangers & mash for dinner Jimbo?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:05 pm

jimbo;992218 wrote: er go to urban dictionary and look up yzgi:wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:34 pm

Hope6;994790 wrote:

See my link above Hope...if you dare! :wah::wah: