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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:55 pm
by wizard
Nice............................ that's me off corned beef for a while then!
I had a job in a kebab factory once.................. I only lasted a day :-3
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:56 pm
by chonsigirl
Makes you want to be a vegetarian..................
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:56 pm
by StupidCowboyTricks
wizard wrote: Nice............................ that's me off corned beef for a while then!
I had a job in a kebab factory once.................. I only lasted a day :-3
do tell:-2
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 pm
by chonsigirl
*putting paws over ears*
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 pm
by wizard
We sat round a table with buckets full of meat and veg and had to put them on sticks, the trouble was the sticks were sharp and kept stabbing my fingers....... not what I call Hygienic and enough to put me off kebabs too
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:00 pm
by chonsigirl
You really gave a part of yourself to that job..........................:p
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:26 pm
by SOJOURNER
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That's why you want to do your own! :p
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:38 pm
by Alfred
2006 is almost here, for me anyway.
7 hours and 22 minuets.
race you there.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:43 pm
by Alfred
the only people who beat me to it are the Pacific, New Zealand and all those states that run on EDST.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:41 am
by SOJOURNER
Where is everyone this morning?! :-2
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:52 am
by Uncle Kram
SOJOURNER wrote: Where is everyone this morning?! :-2
I don't know - Even I'm not here
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:54 am
by Nomad
SOJOURNER wrote: Where is everyone this morning?! :-2
Im still reeling from your hung like a horse comment.....must re-think forum involvement :-3
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:33 am
by Accountable
Nomad wrote: Im still reeling from your hung like a horse comment.....must re-think forum involvement :-3Cite your sources! Where is that?? I missed it. :-2
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:35 am
by chonsigirl
:wah: Poor AC, go to bed early one night.......................
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:35 am
by SOJOURNER
Accountable wrote: Cite your sources! Where is that?? I missed it. :-2
That's what happens when you're down with the flue.............. Pay attention now. Today is a new day and who knows what might come forth from it. :-6
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:40 am
by Accountable
You people are cruel, cruel!:yh_beatup
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:41 am
by chonsigirl
Still look a little green around the gills, AC.......................:p
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:45 am
by SOJOURNER
And 'they' call ME Greenie!!!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:51 am
by Accountable
HA! I've got one thing going for me neither of you will ever have. I'm a man! My lady will baby me as long as I care to milk it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:54 am
by SOJOURNER
Accountable wrote: HA! I've got one thing going for me neither of you will ever have. I'm a man! My lady will baby me as long as I care to milk it.
Go for it! At least you are honest about it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:09 am
by Nomad
Accountable wrote: HA! I've got one thing going for me neither of you will ever have. I'm a man! My lady will baby me as long as I care to milk it.
Women can and do have that
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:12 am
by chonsigirl
Lucky guys!
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:33 am
by BabyRider
SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever had so much to drink you weren't sure what day it is? Is it 2006 yet?:-2
More than once. And no, not yet.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:15 am
by Nomad
SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever had so much to drink you weren't sure what day it is? Is it 2006 yet?:-2
As much as I sometimes wish I could slam a few back, Ill never really miss that feeling.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:17 pm
by Alfred
well to anyone who's no there yet, greetings from 2006.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:19 pm
by Betty Boop
It's 3.20am and there is nobody here!! I've sobered up from night out so starting again!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:20 pm
by Betty Boop
Alfred wrote: well to anyone who's no there yet, greetings from 2006.
We've made it to 2006 and it's going to be a great year!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:13 am
by Wolverine
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:15 am
by Wolverine
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:16 am
by Wolverine
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:17 am
by Wolverine
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:19 am
by Wolverine
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Ancient chinese people didn't go out to the fields with Pool Cues, so how did they miss the jump from shovel to spoon???
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:21 am
by Wolverine
this one is for Ted...
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:22 am
by Wolverine
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:23 am
by Wolverine
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:25 am
by Wolverine
this one is for Farlie...
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:25 am
by Wolverine
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:26 am
by Wolverine
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:27 am
by Wolverine
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?