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jimbo;740291 wrote: suzy is real busy we are trying to get the house sorted for chrimbo





i'm in the middle of painting the cielings i check the pc every few minutes to see who has posted


I posted.....





made ja look!!:D





that is so wrong on so many levels!!





:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Oi you, are you working hard?:D

Jimbo, what gift could one get for a man who has everything he could possibly need?

Jimbo, what made you get involved with MMA? Was there any specific reason you wanted to do it? Is it just for men or are there women who practice too?

How long have you and Suzy known each other?

What is your favorite song right now?

Jimbo

How do I make the leap from questioning the validity of the bible to having real and resounding faith in God ?

Thank you

Nomad

Is there such a thing as pie heaven ?

Maybe.

I just thought since I love pie it would be great if there were a pie heaven.

Peach pie heaven.

And a banana cream pie heaven resort.

How do you spend your twelve days of christmas?:D

Do you want to play wheel of fortune...if so, go pick a letter :wah:

If a Jim is a butt, does that make him a Jimbutt? :wah::wah:

Ooooooh, look an ask Jimbo thread.......





have you ever been tempted to try some hair restorer?





When I see young men with their jeans half-way down their backside I get this irresistable urge to sneak up behind them and give their trousers a tug - should I give in to this urge?



If champagne can only be called champagne if it's made in the Champagne region should all Chelsea buns come from Chelsea? And wouldn't they then be stale by the time they reach Devon?



Why is it possible to have 100's of channels to watch on the TV and yet we still say that there's nothing on?











I'll be back...................

jimbo;990957 wrote: no ifs no butts i'm a jimbo butthead:-5:-5


I think it's a jimbutthead...just one word.

Did you change your underwear recently?

How many teeth do you have?

Do you braid your armpit hair and put bows on it?

Do you want to be Miss Universe?

If so, do you want world peace?



Do you know how to do the hand jive?



When did pigs learn to fly?

Is ET real?

jimbo;990968 wrote: good grief all the annoying i have done over the years could come back to haunt me :-3:-3
Quit whingeing and get answering!

Imladris;990977 wrote: Quit whingeing and get answering!


He has gone to work, I have wrecked the house so he has no where to sit :wah:

SuzyB;990981 wrote: He has gone to work, I have wrecked the house so he has no where to sit :wah:


That's ok, it'll give us lots of time to come up with lots and lots of questions for him. He'll regret the day he started the one on me. :sneaky::wah::wah:

He used to moan about this thread but I reckon he lurves it :rolleyes::rolleyes:

SuzyB;990986 wrote: He used to moan about this thread but I reckon he lurves it :rolleyes::rolleyes:


He's an attention junkie .......................... bless him!;)



How have you wrecked the house?

Imladris;990992 wrote: He's an attention junkie .......................... bless him!;)



How have you wrecked the house?


Immy I think I have a serious problem, OCD with shopping

I have brought enough crap to fill a mansion, so I am trying to have a monster clear out, I started in the kitchen yesterday and filled 2 bins

I am now working on the living dining area, well not at this precise moment cause i'm here, amazing really never find time to be here and when I have soooo much to do, I sit on my backside and glue my fingers to the puter :rolleyes:

okay Jimbo my friend, i'm gonna get you in trouble! :sneaky: :wah:

who's you favorite person here in the garden?

who's your least favorite? :sneaky:

what's you alltime favorite thread that anyone has put up?

what thread do you think is the lamest you've ever seen on here?

answer these questions at your own peril, because you might make somebody mad! :wah::wah:

owwwww i really put you on the hot seat didn't I? :sneaky:

Hope6;991045 wrote: okay Jimbo my friend, i'm gonna get you in trouble! :sneaky:

who's you favorite person here in the garden?

who's your least favorite? :sneaky:

what's you alltime favorite thread that anyone has put up?

what thread do you think is the lamest you've ever seen on here?

answer these questions at your own peril, because you might make somebody mad! :wah:

owwwww i really put you on the hot seat didn't I? :sneaky:


ouch! all good ones Hope, and according to his own instructions, he must answer all of them. :sneaky::wah:

shelbell;991049 wrote: ouch! all good ones Hope, and according to his own instructions, he must answer all of them. :sneaky::wah:


:wah: i'm bad! :wah: :sneaky:

it's okay if you don't want to answer them Jimbo, i'll understand!

Hope6;991063 wrote: :wah: i'm bad! :wah: :sneaky:

it's okay if you don't want to answer them Jimbo, i'll understand!




Tut Tut Hope, you can't let him off that easy, you could of least made him sweat for a day or two :wah:

Hope6;991063 wrote: :wah: i'm bad! :wah: :sneaky:

it's okay if you don't want to answer them Jimbo, i'll understand!


I agree with Suzy, Hope...don't let him off the hook...look what he's done to me! And poor Suzy has to be married to the guy. :wah::wah:

SuzyB;991071 wrote: Tut Tut Hope, you can't let him off that easy, you could of least made him sweat for a day or two :wah:


owwwwwww okay! :sneaky:

alright Jimbo i've changed my mind! you have to answer my questions or else i'm gonna pout! :wah::wah:

What was the time when you thought of the time of what time the time might be?

jimbo;991154 wrote: 12.63:)


You still need to answer Hopes questions Jimbutt...get to it...chop chop.:wah:

jimbo;991157 wrote: what is et short for



















he has little legs :wah:


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I meant to ask you if you wanted to BE Miss Universe...not do her. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ok, now I really need to smack you uplong side your bald head. I thought I screwed up and you just changed it...butthead! :wah::wah:

Did you know when you look up butthead in the dictionary it has your face next to the word?

Do you have nose hair hanging out?

What about ear hair?

Do you get bellybutton fuzz?

What brand of pantyhose does Suzy make you wear?

Do you secretly try on her clothes when she's not home?



Do you wear a padded bra?



How many words can you find in the following? ifgirnpwndleeongs

hmmmmmmmmmm a year later and this pops up?

now I find out after a year, you have a room?:-5