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Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:07 pm**

Angel and I have found out Lulu2's hiding spot and Angel grabbed tlw in her tiny hands and away we ran! :wah:

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:56 am**

Rain;542126 wrote: Angel and I have found out Lulu2's hiding spot and Angel grabbed tlw in her tiny hands and away we ran! :wah:

Looks like Angel found something better to hold so I'll take tlw:D

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:05 am**

AussiePam skis in and grabs tlw then, carving a goddess-like turn, throws herself stylishly down the mountain.... yodelling merrily :sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:36 pm**

After she's plowed into a snowbank, poor tlw shivers in fear and cold. Auntie lulu takes him back to the ski lodge for a hot buttered rum and then spirits him back to her house.

PERHAPS she will let AussiePam see him at the airport on Sunday!

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:26 pm**

But before Lulu can get tlw actually IN to her house, a Rain storm hits and jolts him out of her hands.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:04 am**

Choco is always prepared and whips out her trusty brolly, dashes into the rain and grabs tlw and takes him home to dry out!

tlw

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:08 am**

Pam clobbers Aunty Lulu with her trusty boomerang shaped ski pole, thanks Rain for the storm which has brought lots of wonderful fluffy new powder, grabs the umbrella from choco and digs herself the heck outta the drift and shoooooshes off with the jubilant, yodelling tlw...

:D

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:08 pm**

(CLOBBERS? She CLOBBERS me? Is that anything like "clabber?" Some sort of Auzzie slang for custard or milk desserts?) :wah:

Auntie Lulu, who genuinely loves little tlw stands by, beaming benevolently as he enjoys careening down the hillsides with A'P! His little cheeks are rosy and his eyes gleam as he whoops with joy!

A'P...who grows weary after a few runs, finally recognizes that tlw needs to get out of the snow before SHE hits the bar to flirt with other bronzed, sexy skiers. Wishing to spare tlw the sight of herself being the focus of dozens of flirting men, AussiePam gives tlw to Auntie Lulu, who leaves the bar and takes tlw back home and to an early bed.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:36 pm**

Talking about "clobbered", how about Up State NEW YORK, they just got clobbered by over "6"feet of SNOW, & the News said another "2" feet is predicted tonight!!! :wah: Sure glad I'm not around that area!!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:52 pm**

cars;543637 wrote: Talking about "clobbered", how about Up State NEW YORK, they just got clobbered by over "6"feet of SNOW, & the News said another "2" feet is predicted tonight!!! :wah: Sure glad I'm not around that area!!!

Yeah, watched the news tonight about NY and their snow. Folks are trying to use snow blowers to clear the way and some can't blow the snow up high enough with their machines since it's so deep now!

And.....I'll take TLW for now Cars, if ya don't mind giving it up!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:20 pm**

Want some Rain instead?? Stealing tlw.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:33 am**

No, lots of HOT :-6 would be better!!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:31 pm**

Ah yes. I agree. With afternoon Rain showers?? Nabbed tlw as I was typing

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:46 pm**

tlw's Aunt AussiePam arrives here in just about 60 hours! His beloved Auntie Lulu snatches him up and places him in a snug cradle, driving him to her house, preparing his favorite foods and beverages. She knows he'll enjoy relaxing while waiting to see Auntie A'P again!

Besides....he gets to play with the zoo animals while he's waiting.

(Anyone who really LOVES him will leave him happily here for awhile.):sneaky:

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:31 pm**

Hey.. wow.. does that mean you are going to hand deliver him to me, Lululita, and I get to airfreight him back to Oz???? Would the Great Southern Land be able to cope? Is tlw a prohibited import? Has he been near a farm or anywhere with erotic diseases? Will Aussie Customs freak out???? *

Keep tuned for the next episode of this newest, most exciting, woapie (web soapie) about the wonderful, the ineffable, the undefinable, the surrrrreal.. TLW

* Will tlw understand the ocker accent?

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:39 pm**

AussiePam;545258 wrote:

* Will tlw understand the ocker accent?
Nope, now give it back you sneaky treacle.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:02 pm**

Exactly! Give it back! tlw sneaks in to Rain's coat.

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:17 am**

Oh Oh, don't want to get tlw too excited, hiding "under" Rain's coat!

:wah: :sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:22 am**

Choco tries the old "let's see if we can distract him with a picture of an old banger" ruse hoping it will work for a 2nd time.

It does!! and I make off with tlw

:D

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:24 am**

Here is a bribe for Chocoholic...now I have TLW

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:37 am**

Sorry Marie, can't be tempted, what if I gobble up all those choccies and all my teeth fall out!!!

I'll stick with tlw - less temptation!:)

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:48 am**

dum de dum dum...........................tlw

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:49 pm**

Rain pulls the old switcheroo. I actually have the Real tlw :sneaky:

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:17 am**

Rain;546550 wrote: Rain pulls the old switcheroo. I actually have the Real tlw :sneaky:

Tlw just loves switcheroos, so tlw is switcherooing again:wah: :p

!

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:06 pm**

cars;547502 wrote: Tlw just loves switcheroos, so tlw is switcherooing again:wah: :p

!

I like the way you think Cars! :wah:

TLW

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:53 pm**

Mustang;547598 wrote: I like the way you think Cars! :wah:

TLW

Likewise Mustang! :Dt:pl:rolleyes:w

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:47 pm**

Sneaky treacle ? Moi !!!!!!!

dum dum de deeeee

tlw

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:17 am**

AussiePam;548240 wrote: Sneaky treacle ? Moi !!!!!!!

dum dum de deeeee

tlwSo, ya think ya can just ski in here and nick tlw eh?

tlw.......................:p

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:07 am**

Reckon so, Abbey! :sneaky: tlw

[Editor: AP's lawyers will be contacting Abbey's lawyers concerning the inherent potential scurrilous photo of their client a$$ over elbow in the snow drift. AP's close encounters with moguls would always be more stylishly wrought. And besides, a Lady keeps her knees together at all times - in public].

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:26 pm**

Oh Oh, we don't need no "stinkin lawyers" involved in getting tlw, or else we'll always be in stinkin court!!! :wah: :p

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:19 pm**

7 hours is entirely too much. I'll take tlw now.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:59 pm**

:sneaky:

Rain rain go away

AussiePam just wants to play

I'll trouble you

For tlw.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:03 pm**

I think 4 mins is long enough. I nabbed back tlw

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:46 pm**

There once was a lady called Rain

Who gave AussiePam a big pain

She kept nicking me friend

But I'll win in the end

And have the last word once again

tlw

:guitarist

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:54 pm**

Morning pammy and my fellow (ahem) Americans, its 5.54 am here, up again too early. TLW.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:01 pm**

good morning to you to sexy irishman....guppy scampers off with tlw....

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:10 pm**

guppy;550413 wrote: good morning to you to sexy irishman....guppy scampers off with tlw....

Okay cutie fish.

TLW.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:12 pm**

You can scamper off with tlw, Guppy. I'll scamper off with Galbally ... :sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:13 pm**

AussiePam;550416 wrote: You can scamper off with tlw, Guppy. I'll scamper off with Galbally ... :sneaky:

Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

TLW.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:14 pm**

I can be flexible... Galbers, you and I scamper off, AND we take tlw..

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:19 pm**

AussiePam;550418 wrote: I can be flexible... Galbers, you and I scamper off, AND we take tlw..

Interesting idea.

(Galbally gives pammie a little kiss and then runs off with TLW, naughty). Hehehe.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:23 pm**

At this rate a stor, it's gonna be shilelaghs and boomerangs at 20 paces!!!! tlw

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:29 pm**

hi aussie....guppy gives her friend a big ole hug...and leaves with tlw

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:00 am**

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I have tlw

you'll not have it too!

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:33 am**

Roses are Red,

Rain is Blue,

Cause I have tlw

boo hoo hoo! :p

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:50 am**

Keep your Valentine roses

I'll settle for booze

Coz I've got the last word

And I'm singin the blues

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:09 am**

Booze, & singin the Blues,

My kinda woman!

(keep on singin, while I take tlw:sneaky:)

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:13 pm**

No rhymes, just stealing tlw.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:43 pm**

Rain;552152 wrote: No rhymes, just stealing tlw.

Where's theia when you need her, if it's not Rain, it "used to be" theia's tlw! :wah: