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My boss is bald, hot, hot, hot, he is! Anyway, his wife shaves his head because hair only grows around the back side, he is letting it grow and he looks awful!

Each of us(he referes too us as his 3 bitches) in a loving way, anyway.Each of us wants the other too tell him, and I said"Let his wife". He looks nerdy with it. His face is too thin, how can we tell him without hurting his feelings

Are there any circumstances at all, where you would wear a shirt with a gun on it?

jimbo;722855 wrote: none that i can think of my friend



i wont even wear red boxers or red socks or a red t-shirt





i would wear one to sneak in the arsenal changing room so i could crap in



their shoes or coat pockets but i'd have to wipe my arse on it afterwards :-6


Good answer! I can only think of one.....(Well two now you've said that). I'd wear one if I wanted to borrow money from Charlton Heston :wah:

Jimbo do you like snails?

Does this smilie remind you of anyone?

Is there a god? If so, what is the purpose of his egsistance.

jimbo;725759 wrote: i have been a non believer all of my life till a month ago





my best friend gatsey is a fully bible bashing member of the god squad and he has been such a good friend he kept asking me to go to his church , i told every one there i was an athiest but i was still made very welcome , any way as a sat in the church just waiting for it all to be over with as soon as possible as i sat there i felt the holy spirrit enter my body my hands went up to my sides and my whole body tingeled all the pain and grief left my heart and since then i have been at peace ,just to be sure i was not deluding myself i asked jesus to enter my life again and it happened again even more so



i am well aware how this sounds and a month ago if one of you guys had posted exactly what i have i would of had tears of laughter rolling down my face and i'd be thinking what an idiot but there you go being ridiculed is my middle name :)any way i feel so great if i'm wrong i dont want to be right





as for his purpose god loves us as we love our children and he wants the best for us :-6:-6


I understand how you feel. I too had such an experience (Babtist, I think) some thirty years ago. It has faded somewhat though, as once I became more familiar with the congregation(s) (I visited many different Churches over the years) I realized that they were no different than anybody else. They didn't know the reason either. Why would God want the best for us? How could the theologists preach that with the suffering that goes on second by second around the globe and still expect the people to believe? I cannot have a relationship with something I do not understand. Guess thats just the way I am.

jimbo;725759 wrote: i have been a non believer all of my life till a month ago





my best friend gatsey is a fully bible bashing member of the god squad and he has been such a good friend he kept asking me to go to his church , i told every one there i was an athiest but i was still made very welcome , any way as a sat in the church just waiting for it all to be over with as soon as possible as i sat there i felt the holy spirrit enter my body my hands went up to my sides and my whole body tingeled all the pain and grief left my heart and since then i have been at peace ,just to be sure i was not deluding myself i asked jesus to enter my life again and it happened again even more so



i am well aware how this sounds and a month ago if one of you guys had posted exactly what i have i would of had tears of laughter rolling down my face and i'd be thinking what an idiot but there you go being ridiculed is my middle name :)any way i feel so great if i'm wrong i dont want to be right





as for his purpose god loves us as we love our children and he wants the best for us


Very well written Jimbo and I couldn't be happier for you...I am so thankful for Gatesy in your life...he is a good and faithful servant :-4:-4:-4

What size cap do you wear:sneaky:

jimbo;726136 wrote: sorry you have to be a member for a month before i'm obliged to answer newbie questions :p





wisey got me two large caps .... here that jes two :D


are you being newbiest?????

I saw no rules in your post???

me finks your capped orf:wah::wah:

jimbo;726136 wrote: sorry you have to be a member for a month before i'm obliged to answer newbie questions :p





wisey got me two large caps .... here that jes two :D
OOH now the carrot has been dangled in front of the prey.:wah:

Dear Jimbo

Where does Suzy get off double answering ?

If a thread starter gives you choices and asks you to pick one and everyone but Suzy picks just one but then she comes along and gives two answers, what kind of a message is she sending ?

Can you take care of this please ?

Nomad;726174 wrote: Dear Jimbo

Where does Suzy get off double answering ?

If a thread starter gives you choices and asks you to pick one and everyone but Suzy picks just one but then she comes along and gives two answers, what kind of a message is she sending ?

Can you take care of this please ?


:p:p

Nomad;726174 wrote: Dear Jimbo

Where does Suzy get off double answering ?

If a thread starter gives you choices and asks you to pick one and everyone but Suzy picks just one but then she comes along and gives two answers, what kind of a message is she sending ?

Can you take care of this please ?


Was that in a whiney kid voice??? just wonderin!?



:wah::wah:

Where has the Goodnighty thread gone?

jimbo;726136 wrote: sorry you have to be a member for a month before i'm obliged to answer newbie questions :p





wisey got me two large caps .... here that jes two


Ok, i've been here a few months now.....i think :wah:

What size cap do you wear:wah:

oh and who is pants on fire? i don't recognise the name

jimbo;734370 wrote: OK YOU ARE NOT A NEBIE ANY MORE this seems to be the get your own back on jimbo thread:rolleyes:





XL cap size





pants on fire is the only person that i have fallen out with big time



but all her buddies are joining fg again , so no doubt jimbo is in their sights again , no worries though its all good fun a friendly bit of banter never hurt any one did it :wah: did any one put you up to ask that i wonder kinko :wah:


I was only joking....you didn't really have to give me the size of your cap......but i'm sure chezzie will be pleased :wah:

No, nobody put me up to asking about "pants", i just saw the name and didn't recognise it

jimbo;734379 wrote: DONT MENTION MY TWO LARGE CAPS ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA FROM MY GOOD BUDDY WISE GUY TO JES IT KINDA RUBS SALT IN HIS WOUNDS :sneaky:




OK, I WON'T MENTION YOUR TWO LARGE CAPS ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA FROM YOUR GOOD BUDDY WISE GUY TO JES, JUST INCASE IT RUBS SALT IN HIS WOUNDS

:wah::wah:

jimbo;734386 wrote: it would be really bad if you sent him a pm about my two great fantastic caps all the way from america from wise guy my good mate that never sent jess one :wah::wah:




I PROMISE NOT TO DO THAT :sneaky:

I LIVE in America and haven't received a cap....so I feel Jesse's pain!!

jimbo;734441 wrote: wendy really















:wah::wah:


Hey.....YOU weren't supposed to read my mind...only what I wrote!!!!



Geesh, just when you thought your fingers could hide what your thinkin'

jimbo why the hell do ya keep on about ya cap

he felt sorry thought ya head looked cold

jimbo;734452 wrote: you are obsessesed with caps jes :rolleyes::rolleyes:





let it go get over it your not getting one





now go be nice to fezzy you wicked man :-6:-6


my dear jim my old dad was a wise man ya always looked up to him

he had words of wisdom for every event

didnt he say he loved ya,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and ya were only a fool

hi jimbo what size is your...................................................................................................................................................................feet:wah:

jimbo;734459 wrote: i cant see neffy





my two caps XL from my good buddy wise guy all the way over in America that he sent me are in the way :D


ya would need an xl one to fit that xl head of yours



my son ya are failin to annoy i have grown too stong for you

the force is strong with me

jimbo;734469 wrote: and that is indeed the exact reason he sent me an XL cap to fit my XL head



anything other than that would of been illogical :wah::wah:





i'm not trying to annoy you :sneaky:





why are you getting annoyed ..... whats the saying if the cap fits :wah:





oh you cant can you ... i really cant make up my mind what cap to wear out of these two caps all the way from america from my good buddy wise guy :wah:


ya are a total fool