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:-5valentine;1193619 wrote: My rant: having my posts rejected for too many smilies and having to go back and remove a bunch of them, it messes up everyone's posts, not to mention makes it look strange.You get 25 babe....but if you quote Posts the ones the Poster put on count also.....yesterday I quoted quite alot and had to delete over 40 images fgs.....I didnt rant did I:-3 guess I just did:-5:-5

oscar;1193613 wrote: What full of fat?????:sneaky: well ye that as well:-5:-5

valentine;1193619 wrote: My rant: having my posts rejected for too many smilies and having to go back and remove a bunch of them, it messes up everyone's posts, not to mention makes it look strange.




ahah! I have learned an easier way.:guitarist:guitarist



don't use any smiles when multi-quoting......



then press 'submit reply'



click 'edit', 'go advanced' -then add them..

Nomad;1193600 wrote: First person today that tells me a long story about their mole problem gets blasted in the face with pesticide.


I wish mole problems were all that people told me! I have a guy at work who likes to go into gory details about his bowel movements and him and another guy like to tell me about their hemhroids. Why do people feel the need to share these things? :-5

Peg;1193631 wrote: I wish mole problems were all that people told me! I have a guy at work who likes to go into gory details about his bowel movements and him and another guy like to tell me about their hemhroids. Why do people feel the need to share these things? :-5


omg Peg, I have never encountered these in all the years of work!

perhaps telling them 'way to much information' may help.:-5:-5

Nomad;1193616 wrote: I told you I prefer doofus or dork ! OK then...... evil foxes are on their way to you 'dork breath'.

I come on to the FG to have a good laugh which is usually every day M-T...wknds are sparse...I reply to the dumbest thread created and get slambushed big time:mad:..very disturbing pix & then get slambushed again...hey you don't like my view...too bad. Just letting off steam.

Nomad;1193600 wrote: First person today that tells me a long story about their mole problem gets blasted in the face with pesticide.


that was yesterday so i guess its ok today then:-2 i have a mole onmy cheek,, i just looked in the mirror to remember which one,,, and now i notice i have a rash all over my neck!!!! hope its just off the sun yesterday:-3:Dwaddy think nomes:)

valentine;1193794 wrote: That worked Odie, thank you. Now if I can remember how to do it... :wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



so you did it how I suggested?



see it turned out fabulous!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist



practice makes perfect, even some now, I still screw up on!

valentine;1193948 wrote: My rant for the day is I can't think of a thing to crab about!

Darn!I got a book load.....want some;)

I found a little Jack Russell today where I was working running around in the field.....dear little thing....long story short I found the owner who thanked me................then got back to her car and let it run around again fgs.....anyone could have taken it away or it could have been run over....some bloody people:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1193956 wrote: I found a little Jack Russell today where I was working running around in the field.....dear little thing....long story short I found the owner who thanked me................then got back to her car and let it run around again fgs.....anyone could have taken it away or it could have been run over....some bloody people:-5:-5:-5
Did it look like this? Only I'm missing one.

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oscar;1193992 wrote: Did it look like this? Only I'm missing one.A Jack Russell not a bleedin Fox:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1193994 wrote: A Jack Russell not a bleedin Fox:-5:-5:-5 Yes but those cunning foxes are masters of disguise you know. It fooled you into thinking it was a Jack Russell.

oscar;1194001 wrote: Yes but those cunning foxes are masters of disguise you know. It fooled you into thinking it was a Jack Russell.:-5:-5:-5Has Kaz put you upto this to make me rant more:-5:-5

Carolly;1194002 wrote: :-5:-5:-5Has Kaz put you upto this to make me rant more:-5:-5
No.... we all enjoy annoying you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1194004 wrote: No.... we all enjoy annoying you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflOh I know Oscar........I know:rolleyes::-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1194008 wrote: Oh I know Oscar........I know:rolleyes::-5:-5:-5 :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Tis Oscar's law to be pesky at all times :yh_rotfl

oscar;1194021 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Tis Oscar's law to be pesky at all times :yh_rotflKAZ sort this woman out fgs:-5:-5:-5

at least shes moaning in here and not in me ear ole!

hoxtonchris;1194047 wrote: at least shes moaning in here and not in me ear ole!


aww poor chris:rolleyes::-4:wah:

my guppies had more babies!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoxtonchris;1194047 wrote: at least shes moaning in here and not in me ear ole!I was in the shower not bleedin Hong Kong and heard that:sneaky::-5

kazalala;1194056 wrote: aww poor chris:rolleyes::-4:wah:Er dont encourage him madam:-5:-5

oscar;1194001 wrote: Yes but those cunning foxes are masters of disguise you know. It fooled you into thinking it was a Jack Russell.


It was Nomad in disguise:wah:

qsducks;1194082 wrote: It was Nomad in disguise:wah:
I've taken some of the nicer foxes to send Carolly. One told me last night that he wanted to go some-where posh. I couldn't think of anyone but thought Carolly would do instead :yh_rotfl They will be arriving by courier at her Essex home in the next 24 hours and will be wanting food.

oscar;1194196 wrote: I've taken some of the nicer foxes to send Carolly. One told me last night that he wanted to go some-where posh. I couldn't think of anyone but thought Carolly would do instead :yh_rotfl They will be arriving by courier at her Essex home in the next 24 hours and will be wanting food.And that wont be my Geese so forget it woman:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1194199 wrote: And that wont be my Geese so forget it woman:-5:-5:-5 No, these are the nice foxes Carolly..... the cutie baby ones. They don't kill pets as they like Kebab meat and sausages. Please make sure you have plenty for their arrival tomorrow and some nice soft bedding with a good firm pillow...... Thankyou.

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oscar;1194201 wrote: No, these are the nice foxes Carolly..... the cutie baby ones. They don't kill pets as they like Kebab meat and sausages. Please make sure you have plenty for their arrival tomorrow and some nice soft bedding with a good firm pillow...... Thankyou.Oh I will let them have me 4 poster.....no probs......bleedin crazy lady:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1194204 wrote: Oh I will let them have me 4 poster.....no probs......bleedin crazy lady:-5:-5:-5 Chris said you had a three poster bed after a leg fell off. The foxes will like that but please don't phart in the night as they don't like the smell of pharty jellied eels.

oscar;1194206 wrote: Chris said you had a three poster bed after a leg fell off. The foxes will like that but please don't phart in the night as they don't like the smell of pharty jellied eels.


You've obviously already subjected them to that pleasure then have you? :wah:

Betty Boop;1194208 wrote: You've obviously already subjected them to that pleasure then have you? :wah:
Not me..... but in a strong westerly wind, we can smell them wafting in from Essex :yh_rotfl

I cannot take the clutter any more. Why must my husband save everything?:-5 :-5

It's really starting to depress me.

Peg;1194440 wrote: I cannot take the clutter any more. Why must my husband save everything?:-5 :-5

It's really starting to depress me.


omg mine does that too:-5 pick things they havent had out or seen for years and secretly chuck em out:sneaky: or coem to a compromise ,, anything that hasnt needed to be used for a year or more goes:-5

I keep telling him that I hope I die first. If he goes first, I am screwed. Now his thing is he'll have a yard sale. Then have the freaken thing and get this stuff gone! I'd just load it all up and take it to Goodwill.

Peg;1194452 wrote: I keep telling him that I hope I die first. If he goes first, I am screwed. Now his thing is he'll have a yard sale. Then have the freaken thing and get this stuff gone! I'd just load it all up and take it to Goodwill.


:yh_rotfl you just have to chip away peg ,,, chip away:sneaky:

cat litter, everywhere!:-5:-5

I was laying on the couch trying to watch "Cash Cab" when hubby goes over and turns music on his computer. :-5

Peg;1194791 wrote: I was laying on the couch trying to watch "Cash Cab" when hubby goes over and turns music on his computer. :-5


that's rude!:-5:-5

Peg;1194791 wrote: I was laying on the couch trying to watch "Cash Cab" when hubby goes over and turns music on his computer. :-5


oh no... your hubby is in big trouble lately:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Flipping Morrisons and their over 40% price increases:-5:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1195608 wrote: Flipping Morrisons and their over 40% price increases:-5:-5:-5:-5


40% that's robbery. Picket the place!!!!

Sunshine;1195609 wrote: 40% that's robbery. Picket the place!!!! :mad:I will ask Oscar to:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1195615 wrote: I will ask Oscar to:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Did i hear my name mentioned? :(

oscar;1195729 wrote: Did i hear my name mentioned? :(
Ye you gotta rant outside Morrisons cause they put their honey up from 69 to 99p....over 40% rise:-5 and me rolls from 34 to 45:-5 and loads of other stuff.....you gotta picket:-5:-5

Carolly;1195732 wrote: Ye you gotta rant outside Morrisons cause they put their honey up from 69 to 99p....over 40% rise:-5 and me rolls from 34 to 45:-5 and loads of other stuff.....you gotta picket:-5:-5 Well, I'm happy today because I got Scottish Muscles in garlic butter reduced from £1.49 to £1.29 in Lidle and they were also doing fox chicken, two packs for a fiver. Your going to the wrong shops Mrs.... you need to go to Sainsbury's and Lidle. Tesco is for working class people with germs. :p:p However, just for you Carolly, i will be outside the Bristol Morrisson's picketing like no-body's business first thing in the morning with my placard saying 'OYE, LEAVE CAROLLY'S ROLLS ALONE'.

oscar;1195743 wrote: Well, I'm happy today because I got Scottish Muscles in garlic butter reduced from £1.49 to £1.29 in Lidle and they were also doing fox chicken, two packs for a fiver. Your going to the wrong shops Mrs.... you need to go to Sainsbury's and Lidle. Tesco is for working class people with germs. :p:p However, just for you Carolly, i will be outside the Bristol Morrisson's picketing like no-body's business first thing in the morning with my placard saying 'OYE, LEAVE CAROLLY'S ROLLS ALONE'.Ye to true:-5:-5:-5:mad:

Carolly;1195746 wrote: Ye to true:-5:-5:-5:mad: I do have some placards left over from my days actively intercepting fox hunts saying 'Death To Scum murdering bastards' but that's a bit strong for Morrissons i fear :yh_rotfl

oscar;1195749 wrote: I do have some placards left over from my days actively intercepting fox hunts saying 'Death To Scum murdering bastards' but that's a bit strong for Morrissons i fear :yh_rotflNo it aint...they put me Honey up and me rolls:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;1195763 wrote: No it aint...they put me Honey up and me rolls:-5:-5:-5 We can't have honey going up, that's not on folks. Yep, it's the placard saying 'Death to murdering scum bastards' then.

:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5......dont matter why.