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Pinky;558606 wrote: :wah:

Oh jeez, that's happened before!!!

Make no jokes about walnut whips, hehehe!

And get to Ann Summers damn quick!

WWYD if you knew the world would end tomorrow?


:wah:

Gather all my family together, and have the best party ever, and i'd make sure everyone knew how much I loved them :-4

WWYD if you fell in love with someone that kept trying to change you?

Pinky;558611 wrote: Remind him that I'm a one off - you can't exchange for another one at the store!:wah:

No, seriously, it's like me the way I am or hard luck pal, I'm not letting anyone tell I'm not good enough anymore!

WWYD if you discovered that someone else had been accessing your emails to see what you were up to?


Before I let on that I knew, I'd get everyone to e-mail me saying that they thought this person was a tosser and all the bad points, then they would drop themselves in it, then i'd do a kung foo chop to their head (mind you John Bobbit did come to mind):D

WWYD if you had a choice of going to the gym or dossing in front of the computer?

Pinky;558617 wrote: I have to decide that one every day!

Go to the gym and play on the 'puter later!

WWYD if your Granny organised a family dinner, but you know after two drinks she turns into a trappy, kinda scary man-eater?


I'd love it I love my Nan to bits, but all she does is moan 24/7

WWYD if you was in the swimming pool and you needed a wee?

Pinky;558617 wrote: I have to decide that one every day!

Go to the gym and play on the 'puter later!

WWYD if your Granny organised a family dinner, but you know after two drinks she turns into a trappy, kinda scary man-eater?


slip some sleeping tablets into her second drink!

WWYD if your next door neighbour declared their undying love for you!

Rosette;558797 wrote: slip some sleeping tablets into her second drink!



WWYD if your next door neighbour declared their undying love for you!


Tell his wife, she's my mate! lol



WWYD if you were torn between painting and posting on FG?

Pinky;558804 wrote: Probably barf. If you saw them you'd barf too!:-3

If my next door neighbour was Heath Ledger, I'd probably just say 'Ditto! Now stop talking and c'mere!':wah:



WWYD if you caught your neighbour peering in the bathroom window?




:-5 aaagghhh you beat me to it!!



If he peered in the bathroom window I'd give him something worth peering at! :wah:



WWYD if it started raining and you had washing on the line?

Pinky;558814 wrote: Let it have an extra rinse, hehe!!!

WWYD if you suddenly remembered that the stuff you REALLY wanted to wear tonight is still damp in the washing machine?:-5


Get it out, wear it and say I got caught in the rain

WWYD if you had to work next to someone with BO??

Pinky;558825 wrote: Probably barf again, hehe!!

I'd probably strike up a conversation about deoderant and hope they take the hint, or if I'm feeling really blunt, just say 'Hey bud - you smell.':D

WWYD you kept getting texts from someone you really don't like?


Ignore them

WWYD if you went shopping, put it through the till, gave over your debit/credit card and it was refused?

Pinky;558825 wrote: Probably barf again, hehe!!

I'd probably strike up a conversation about deoderant and hope they take the hint, or if I'm feeling really blunt, just say 'Hey bud - you smell.':D



WWYD you kept getting texts from someone you really don't like?




Tell them to go away, politely....................... oh no! :-1



WWYD if you realised Pinky doesn't really like you :wah:

Betty Boop;558829 wrote: Tell them to go away, politely....................... oh no! :-1



WWYD if you realised Pinky doesn't really like you :wah:




:-1 :-1

WWYD if your kids told their friends in front of you and their parents, that you had funny magazines in your room?

Pinky;558839 wrote: That's happened to me!!

Slope out in shame and leave the trolley!!:o

WWYD if you couldn't get out of the drive because cows are blocking it?


squeeze past them...i dont drive

WWYD if you got a note through the dor from a secret admirer declaring their love for you and leaving their phone number?

Red;559382 wrote: squeeze past them...i dont drive

WWYD if you got a note through the dor from a secret admirer declaring their love for you and leaving their phone number?


Have a go at Jim for winding me up :-5

WWYD if you was given a pressi from hubs that you hated?

SuzyB;559386 wrote: Have a go at Jim for winding me up :-5

WWYD if you was given a pressi from hubs that you hated?


Tell him i loved it and give him a big hug for getting me something

WWYD if your trousers fell down at the gym lol

Red;559402 wrote: Tell him i loved it and give him a big hug for getting me something

WWYD if your trousers fell down at the gym lol


LOL, then go in hiding for the next week (longer if I had dodgy drawers on):o

WWYD if your new neighbours kept playing music VERY LOUD?

SuzyB;559408 wrote: LOL, then go in hiding for the next week (longer if I had dodgy drawers on):o

WWYD if your new neighbours kept playing music VERY LOUD?


only a week? god id emigrate lol

Go and ask them nicely to pls turn it down...(sweet is better than sour)

Your getting ready to go out for a really special party, all dressed to perfection, taxi pulls up you HAVE to leave now, you bend down and dress splits up the back...WWYD?

SuzyB;559408 wrote: LOL, then go in hiding for the next week (longer if I had dodgy drawers on):o

WWYD if your new neighbours kept playing music VERY LOUD?


If I liked the music, I'd get up and dance with my wife.



WWYD if your MIL kept invading your privacy?

Mustang;559419 wrote: If I liked the music, I'd get up and dance with my wife.



WWYD if your MIL kept invading your privacy?


Have her frequently catch me in the nude...:wah:

WWYD if your MIL was stalking you?

K.Snyder;559701 wrote: Have her frequently catch me in the nude...:wah:

WWYD if your MIL was stalking you?


*shutters* :wah: HIDE!!!!



WWYD if you were laid up for 3 weeks with no income coming in?

Idgie;567321 wrote: Try not to stress about it, dip into savings if needed and focus on getting better.





WWYD if your best friend kept driving you nuts about a problem you had no control over?


jsut listen to her, i know she would figure it out eventually.....



wwyd = if you found two pair of shoes you liked and could only get one pair?

how would you decide?

Idgie;567824 wrote: Decide to buy the pair that went with most of my outfits.



WWYD if a gift you ordered for a friend through the net came and it was the wrong thing you ordered and her B-day was that day?


Put some money in a card instead of giving a gift.



WWYD if you made plans for the day but unexpected company showed up from out of state, at the moment you were getting ready to leave?

Hide somewhere warm!!

What would you do if you found a baby on your doorstep (like in old movies..)?

What would you do if a person at the next table was having a coughing spell and disrupting your meal?
Nothing



WWYD if you loved your new job so much that you could hardly stand yourself?:-4

cinamin;577008 wrote: Nothing



WWYD if you loved your new job so much that you could hardly stand yourself?:-4


Check to see if I was dreaming.

What would you do if you found out your spouse or s/o had a criminal record that you didn't know about?

What would you do if you found out your spouse or s/o had a criminal record that you didn't know about?
I'd feel like a fool.

WWYD if you found out your heterosexual spouse had sex with someone of the same sex before you ever met them. And had never told you about it?