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The I Love game:
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:41 am
by Rapunzel
chocoholic wrote: I love ROM-COM films.
S
I love SEA and SKY colours! Those beautiful cerulean blues of summer; the cloudless Medditerranean blues of perfect summer days; the crystal blues and aquas of an island paradise sea; the greens and even purples and amethyst of the deeper seas, which lie further from the shores; the glittering star-spangled midnight blue silk of a hot summer night . . . . . I think I need a holiday!
The I Love game:
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:19 am
by sunny104
Pinky wrote: I love Target practice
U
I love umbrellas....
V
The I Love game:
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:05 am
by Carolyn
sunny104 wrote: I love umbrellas....
V
I love vacations.
W
The I Love game:
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:52 am
by sunny104
Carolyn wrote: I love vacations.
W
I love water
X
The I Love game:
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:09 am
by chocoholic
sunny104 wrote: I love water
X
(Slight cheat coming up!)
I love XTREMELY cold weather
Y
The I Love game:
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:58 am
by sunny104
Pinky wrote: I love YOU LOT!:)
I love Zipping around in my car
A
The I Love game:
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:57 am
by Carolyn
sunny104 wrote: I love Zipping around in my car
A
I love apples.
B
The I Love game:
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:19 am
by sunny104
Carolyn wrote: I love apples.
B
I love babies
C
The I Love game:
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:19 pm
by Marie5656
I love the fact that it is almost the weekend.
The I Love game:
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:13 am
by chocoholic
sunny104 wrote: I love babies
C
(Have to say it!)
I love CHOCOLATE :-4
The I Love game:
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:32 am
by Carolyn
chocoholic wrote: (Have to say it!)
I love CHOCOLATE :-4
I love dogs.
E
The I Love game:
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:32 am
by sunny104
Carolyn wrote: I love dogs.
E
I love Experiencing new things
F
The I Love game:
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:09 pm
by Rapunzel
sunny104 wrote: I love Experiencing new things
F
I love Fozzie Bear.
G.
The I Love game:
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:45 pm
by sunny104
Rapunzel wrote:
I love Fozzie Bear.
G.
I love the color Green
H
The I Love game:
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:29 pm
by chocoholic
sunny104 wrote: I love the color Green
H
I love HEREFORD
The I Love game:
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:36 pm
by Carolyn
chocoholic wrote: I love HEREFORD
I love watching ice hockey with my son.
J
The I Love game:
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:43 pm
by chocoholic
Carolyn wrote: I love watching ice hockey with my son.
J
I love the movie JAGGED EDGE
K
The I Love game:
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:10 am
by Carolyn
chocoholic wrote: I love the movie JAGGED EDGE
K
I love knowledge.
L
The I Love game:
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:50 pm
by RedGlitter
I love the public library :-4
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:18 am
by chocoholic
I love QUEEN's We are the Champions
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:30 am
by chocoholic
I love SEEING what other people have posted
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:58 am
by woppy71
Pinky wrote: I love Talkingonline!
I love Using the forum!!!:-6
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:31 pm
by Saffron
RedGlitter wrote: I love the public library :-4
Oh my! So do I! I think I go to a library almost every day. I used to work in a library too. I love the smell of new book....the pages. I always tell people that "I really know my way around a library.:-4 :p
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:09 pm
by Rapunzel
Saffron wrote: Oh my! So do I! I think I go to a library almost every day. I used to work in a library too. I love the smell of new book....the pages. I always tell people that "I really know my way around a library.:-4 :p
mmmmmmmm..........me too!
I love Vanilla ice cream. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
W.
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:12 pm
by woppy71
Rapunzel wrote: mmmmmmmm..........me too!
I love Vanilla ice cream. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
W.
I love Work (not!!)
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:53 pm
by Saffron
I love rocky road ice cream.
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:55 pm
by Saffron
I love sheep
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:03 pm
by Saffron
I looove cute kitties.
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:05 pm
by Saffron
I love sex.
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:19 pm
by Lulu2
I love turtles.
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:00 pm
by nihilisticmadman
I love the sea
The I Love game:
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:35 pm
by woppy71
I love FG!!
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:18 am
by chocoholic
Think "X" is next letter so -
I love XYLOPHONES
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:52 am
by woppy71
chocoholic wrote: Think "X" is next letter so -
I love XYLOPHONES
I love the colour Yellow
Z
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:57 am
by Carolyn
woppy71 wrote: I love the colour Yellow
Z
I love people with a zest for life.
A
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:22 am
by woppy71
Carolyn wrote: I love people with a zest for life.
A
I Love Apples
B
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:52 am
by sunny104
woppy71 wrote: I Love Apples
B
I love Bubbles
C
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:55 am
by woppy71
sunny104 wrote: I love Bubbles
C
I Love Curry!!
D
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:01 am
by sunny104
woppy71 wrote: I Love Curry!!
D
I love Dancing
E
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:45 am
by woppy71
sunny104 wrote: I love Dancing
E
I Love Eating (and don't it show!! :wah:)
F
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:46 am
by Rapunzel
sunny104 wrote: I love Dancing
E
I love Elephant Jokes! :wah:
F.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
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Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.
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Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
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Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.
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Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash
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Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
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Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
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Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.
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Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
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Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
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Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.
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Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.
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Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.
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Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.
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Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
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Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
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"An elephant is a mouse with an operating system"
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
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Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!
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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
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Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
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Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.
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Q: How many legs does an elephant have?
A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.
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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.
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Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?
A: About 5 mph (8kph in the rest of the world)
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Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
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Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
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Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back
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Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
A: Can't get the fridge door closed.
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Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a VW parked outside it.
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Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
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Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.
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Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
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Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!
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Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.
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Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.
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Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?
A: The sun roof.
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Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were stuck in the VW.
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Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?
A: None, the elephants are in there!
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Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
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Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
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Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.
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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
A: It's bike is outside.
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Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.
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Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.
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Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?
A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
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Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.
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Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
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Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?
A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,.....
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Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
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Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?
A: Parachute him from an airplane.
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Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.
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Q: What is a furry alligator?
A: A bear that went into the woods at 3 o'clock.
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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: From stamping out forest fires.
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Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From stamping out flaming ducks.
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Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way?
A: To fit on lily pads.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why isn't it safe to go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon?
A: That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are frogs so short?
A: They go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: 5 O'clock (trick question - not "Time to get a new fence..")
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.
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Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
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Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed?
A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
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Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
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Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?
A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).
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Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?
A: He stamped it to death and then said "Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!".
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Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Lots of room.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?
A: A dead ant.
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Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.
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Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
A: An elephant with spare parts
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Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!
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Q: What's grey and puts out forest fires?
A: Smokey the Elephant.
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Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?
A: You miss most of the picture!
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Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk.
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Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?
A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
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Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.
:wah: :wah:
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:04 pm
by observer1
Rapunzel wrote: I love Elephant Jokes! :wah:
F.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"An elephant is a mouse with an operating system"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many legs does an elephant have?
A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?
A: About 5 mph (8kph in the rest of the world)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back
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Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
A: Can't get the fridge door closed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a VW parked outside it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.
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Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
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Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?
A: The sun roof.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were stuck in the VW.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?
A: None, the elephants are in there!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
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Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
A: It's bike is outside.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?
A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?
A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,.....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?
A: Parachute him from an airplane.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is a furry alligator?
A: A bear that went into the woods at 3 o'clock.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: From stamping out forest fires.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From stamping out flaming ducks.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way?
A: To fit on lily pads.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why isn't it safe to go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon?
A: That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why are frogs so short?
A: They go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: 5 O'clock (trick question - not "Time to get a new fence..")
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed?
A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
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Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?
A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).
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Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?
A: He stamped it to death and then said "Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Lots of room.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?
A: A dead ant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
A: An elephant with spare parts
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What's grey and puts out forest fires?
A: Smokey the Elephant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?
A: You miss most of the picture!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?
A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.
:wah: :wah:
I love friends
G
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:10 pm
by woppy71
observer1 wrote: I love friends
G
I love it when my team scores a GOAL!!!
H
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:15 pm
by observer1
woppy71 wrote: I love it when my team scores a GOAL!!!
H
I love hot wings!
I
The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:19 pm
by woppy71
observer1 wrote: I love hot wings!
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I Love Ice in my coke
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The I Love game:
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:47 pm
by observer1
woppy71 wrote: I Love Ice in my coke
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I love jokes!
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