The I Love game:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:41 am

chocoholic wrote: I love ROM-COM films.

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I love SEA and SKY colours! Those beautiful cerulean blues of summer; the cloudless Medditerranean blues of perfect summer days; the crystal blues and aquas of an island paradise sea; the greens and even purples and amethyst of the deeper seas, which lie further from the shores; the glittering star-spangled midnight blue silk of a hot summer night . . . . . I think I need a holiday!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:19 am

Pinky wrote: I love Target practice

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I love umbrellas....

V

Carolyn · Post by **Carolyn** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:05 am

sunny104 wrote: I love umbrellas....

V

I love vacations.

W

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:52 am

Carolyn wrote: I love vacations.

W
I love water

X

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:09 am

sunny104 wrote: I love water

X

(Slight cheat coming up!)

I love XTREMELY cold weather

Y

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:58 am

Pinky wrote: I love YOU LOT!:)
I love Zipping around in my car

A

Carolyn · Post by **Carolyn** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:57 am

sunny104 wrote: I love Zipping around in my car

A

I love apples.

B

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:19 am

Carolyn wrote: I love apples.

B
I love babies

C

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:19 pm

I love the fact that it is almost the weekend.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:13 am

sunny104 wrote: I love babies

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(Have to say it!)

I love CHOCOLATE :-4

Carolyn · Post by **Carolyn** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:32 am

chocoholic wrote: (Have to say it!)

I love CHOCOLATE :-4

I love dogs.

E

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:32 am

Carolyn wrote: I love dogs.

E
I love Experiencing new things

F

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:09 pm

sunny104 wrote: I love Experiencing new things

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I love Fozzie Bear.

G.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:45 pm

Rapunzel wrote:

I love Fozzie Bear.

G.
I love the color Green

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chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:29 pm

sunny104 wrote: I love the color Green

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I love HEREFORD

Carolyn · Post by **Carolyn** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:36 pm

chocoholic wrote: I love HEREFORD

I love watching ice hockey with my son.

J

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:43 pm

Carolyn wrote: I love watching ice hockey with my son.

J

I love the movie JAGGED EDGE

K

Carolyn · Post by **Carolyn** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:10 am

chocoholic wrote: I love the movie JAGGED EDGE

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I love knowledge.

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RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:50 pm

I love the public library :-4

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:18 am

I love QUEEN's We are the Champions

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:30 am

I love SEEING what other people have posted

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:58 am

Pinky wrote: I love Talkingonline!

I love Using the forum!!!:-6

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:31 pm

RedGlitter wrote: I love the public library :-4
Oh my! So do I! I think I go to a library almost every day. I used to work in a library too. I love the smell of new book....the pages. I always tell people that "I really know my way around a library.:-4 :p

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:09 pm

Saffron wrote: Oh my! So do I! I think I go to a library almost every day. I used to work in a library too. I love the smell of new book....the pages. I always tell people that "I really know my way around a library.:-4 :p

mmmmmmmm..........me too!

I love Vanilla ice cream. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

W.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:12 pm

Rapunzel wrote: mmmmmmmm..........me too!

I love Vanilla ice cream. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I love Work (not!!)

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:53 pm

I love rocky road ice cream.

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:55 pm

I love sheep

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:03 pm

I looove cute kitties.

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:05 pm

I love sex.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:19 pm

I love turtles.

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:00 pm

I love the sea

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:35 pm

I love FG!!

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:18 am

Think "X" is next letter so -

I love XYLOPHONES

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:52 am

chocoholic wrote: Think "X" is next letter so -

I love XYLOPHONES

I love the colour Yellow

Z

Carolyn · Post by **Carolyn** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:57 am

woppy71 wrote: I love the colour Yellow

Z

I love people with a zest for life.

A

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:22 am

Carolyn wrote: I love people with a zest for life.

A

I Love Apples

B

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:52 am

woppy71 wrote: I Love Apples

B
I love Bubbles

C

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:55 am

sunny104 wrote: I love Bubbles

C

I Love Curry!!

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sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:01 am

woppy71 wrote: I Love Curry!!

D
I love Dancing

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woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:45 am

sunny104 wrote: I love Dancing

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I Love Eating (and don't it show!! :wah:)

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Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:46 am

sunny104 wrote: I love Dancing

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I love Elephant Jokes! :wah:

F.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

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Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.

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Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

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Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in the front, two in the back.

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Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?

A: Squash

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Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Insert elephant.

3. Close door.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Remove elephant.

3. Insert giraffe.

4. Close door.

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Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

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Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.

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Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

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Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.

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Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.

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Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?

A: One by one.

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Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?

A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

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Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?

A: No, of course not.

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Q: Why do elephants live in herds?

A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

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Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

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"An elephant is a mouse with an operating system"

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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

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Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!

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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

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Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It was glued to the first one.

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Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It thought it was a game.

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Q: And why did the tree fall down?

A: It thought it was an elephant.

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Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.

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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.

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Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?

A: About 5 mph (8kph in the rest of the world)

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Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?

A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.

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Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?

A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

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Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?

A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back

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Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?

A: Can't get the fridge door closed.

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Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?

A: There's a VW parked outside it.

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Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?

A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!

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Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?

A: Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.

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Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?

A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO

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Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?

A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!

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Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?

A: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.

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Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?

A: Depends on the number of elephants.

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Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?

A: The sun roof.

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Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?

A: They were stuck in the VW.

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Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?

A: None, the elephants are in there!

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Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

A: Optimistic!

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Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?

A: Free Parking.

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Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?

A: Sole use of the elevator.

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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?

A: It's bike is outside.

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Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?

A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.

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Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?

A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.

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Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?

A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.

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Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

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Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?

A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

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Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?

A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.

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Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?

A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,.....

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Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?

A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.

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Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?

A: Parachute him from an airplane.

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Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?

A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.

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Q: What is a furry alligator?

A: A bear that went into the woods at 3 o'clock.

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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?

A: From stamping out forest fires.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: From stamping out flaming ducks.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way?

A: To fit on lily pads.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why isn't it safe to go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon?

A: That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why are frogs so short?

A: They go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: 5 O'clock (trick question - not "Time to get a new fence..")

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?

A: No? Well, it must work.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

A: They're all on the same team.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed?

A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.

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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.

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Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?

A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).

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Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?

A: He stamped it to death and then said "Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!".

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?

A: Lots of room.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?

A: A dead ant.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?

A: An elephant with spare parts

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?

A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!

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Q: What's grey and puts out forest fires?

A: Smokey the Elephant.

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Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?

A: You miss most of the picture!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?

A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?

A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?

A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!

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Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.

:wah: :wah:

observer1 · Post by **observer1** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:04 pm

Rapunzel wrote: I love Elephant Jokes! :wah:

F.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in the front, two in the back.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?

A: Squash

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Insert elephant.

3. Close door.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Remove elephant.

3. Insert giraffe.

4. Close door.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?

A: One by one.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?

A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?

A: No, of course not.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants live in herds?

A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"An elephant is a mouse with an operating system"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It was glued to the first one.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It thought it was a game.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: And why did the tree fall down?

A: It thought it was an elephant.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?

A: About 5 mph (8kph in the rest of the world)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?

A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?

A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?

A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?

A: Can't get the fridge door closed.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?

A: There's a VW parked outside it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?

A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?

A: Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?

A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?

A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?

A: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?

A: Depends on the number of elephants.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?

A: The sun roof.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?

A: They were stuck in the VW.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?

A: None, the elephants are in there!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

A: Optimistic!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?

A: Free Parking.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?

A: Sole use of the elevator.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?

A: It's bike is outside.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?

A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?

A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?

A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?

A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?

A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?

A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,.....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?

A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?

A: Parachute him from an airplane.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?

A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What is a furry alligator?

A: A bear that went into the woods at 3 o'clock.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?

A: From stamping out forest fires.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: From stamping out flaming ducks.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way?

A: To fit on lily pads.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why isn't it safe to go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon?

A: That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why are frogs so short?

A: They go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: 5 O'clock (trick question - not "Time to get a new fence..")

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?

A: No? Well, it must work.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

A: They're all on the same team.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed?

A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.

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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.

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Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?

A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).

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Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?

A: He stamped it to death and then said "Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!".

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?

A: Lots of room.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?

A: A dead ant.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?

A: An elephant with spare parts

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?

A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What's grey and puts out forest fires?

A: Smokey the Elephant.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?

A: You miss most of the picture!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?

A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?

A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?

A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.

:wah: :wah:

I love friends

G

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:10 pm

observer1 wrote: I love friends

G

I love it when my team scores a GOAL!!!

H

observer1 · Post by **observer1** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:15 pm

woppy71 wrote: I love it when my team scores a GOAL!!!

H

I love hot wings!

I

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:19 pm

observer1 wrote: I love hot wings!

I

I Love Ice in my coke

J

observer1 · Post by **observer1** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:47 pm

woppy71 wrote: I Love Ice in my coke

J

I love jokes!

K