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why do toads spread there legs when they fly?

by fly i mean i kicked it in the butt and sent it 'flying' into the neibours yard.

the snowstorms in the east are causing much grief to people. i am having a real thunderstorm here, it makes me dizzy to think of hurricanes versus blizzards.

flopstock wrote: i highly recommend a time out when you get the urge to tear someone to shreds... take a few days..visit your fav porn sites ...focus once again on the important things in life....:guitaristYup yup yup yup yup yup yup! Mhm! mhm! mhm! mhm!

the important things in life hmmm...

cheese and butter.

Alfred wrote: the important things in life hmmm...

cheese and butter.
uhmm... no.

MtDew, MarlboroLights, Gentleman's Jack, Vicodon, and if there's time..... sex.

Wolverine wrote: uhmm... no.

MtDew, MarlboroLights, Gentleman's Jack, Vicodon, and if there's time..... sex.


but only if theres time...first you must swim with the dolphins, try sneezing with your eyes open, kick all the toads out of the back yard and then maybe everything else.

i would totally love to have a couple of wombats and a few bilbys as pets yo.

Alfred wrote: but only if theres time...first you must swim with the dolphins, try sneezing with your eyes open, kick all the toads out of the back yard and then maybe everything else.
exactly.

never tried kicking a toad. is it theraputic?

sorry, not gonna get humped by Flipper.

Jika wrote: i would totally love to have a couple of wombats and a few bilbys as pets yo.
"bilby"

being a dumb Yank, i'm going to guess those are Wallabys??

Wolverine wrote: "bilby"

being a dumb Yank, i'm going to guess those are Wallabys??


nah you're not dumb! i wouldn't expect foreigners to know about all our awesome wildlife, espesh the endangered ones.

bilbys are teh awesome. they is way too cute. at easter, you can buy chocolate bilbys instead of choc rabbits in aus.

here is a pic of the real thing.....a bilby in all its nocturnal wonderfulness.....they tiny! tee hee hee, but boy can they jump, like 6 foot, truly!

Oh, looks alot like a rabbit!:)

*yuch*

How they taste?

They're marsupials I am guessing........................

Got cute ears..............................

Oh, my poor second cousins on my father's side..................*sniff*

Oh, they are so cute. I'm going to put that on my desktop.

Jika wrote: nah you're not dumb! i wouldn't expect foreigners to know about all our awesome wildlife, espesh the endangered ones.

bilbys are teh awesome. they is way too cute. at easter, you can buy chocolate bilbys instead of choc rabbits in aus.

here is a pic of the real thing.....a bilby in all its nocturnal wonderfulness.....they tiny! tee hee hee, but boy can they jump, like 6 foot, truly!


This is adorable, but it makes me wonder if it may not be in the family of the jackaroo?

flopstock wrote: Is it true that if you tickle a turtles belly its head pops out?









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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


That caught me! That's funny!!

flopstock wrote: Is it true that if you tickle a turtles belly its head pops out?









:Dmmmmppphhhh

tmbsgrl wrote: When my daughter got on stage Saturday night.. I cried.. She is growing up so fast!!!:-1 She did excellent in her play.. She was an Angel.Bittersweet. :-4

SnoozeControl wrote: Never saw one of those before... do they make good pets? How do they taste?;)


sadly they're an endangered species at the moment.

i believe the wabbits are to thank for that one.

now that brings me to why i belt toads in such a manner as to induce a juicy gut busting death... they hurt the local frogies. or at least steal there food.

Now, now, can't blame everything on the poor rabbits....

I'm munching on some delicious cookies just out of the oven...................

I'm sure there is a herd of bloody elephants living above me!! How much walking around can one person do??? :-5

Maybe it's Santa's reindeers a little early?

*poor Betty, I remember noisy upstair neighbors*

Don't try that on Saturday when it's Christmas Eve....................

Boy, the work load is cranking up here at the Pole................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

ELF wrote: Boy, the work load is cranking up here at the Pole................



Elves Rule, Grinches Drool! And yet you waste time posting here. tsk tsk



Better not let Santa catch ya!

Why can't winter vacation be here already? Kids do not want to be sitting here in class-or me either!

JAB wrote: Just got back from running some errands where I drove past a convenience store called 6Twelve.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it...:rolleyes:
I like the ones that say 24/7

SnoozeControl wrote: Why is 7Eleven called that when its open 24 hours a day? Is it just to confuse me? Is it a plot against democracy?
Gives them options when things are slow.

Maybe they couldn't count up to 24.........................