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Did you think you were off the hook, 'ole buddy 'ole pal??



Are you happy I pulled this out???



Do you wish that I would just leave you alone????



Do you ever notice that I use alot of these -->>> ?????????

What was the last chick flick that Suzy made you watch?



What is the most disgusting thing that you've put in your mouth?



Who's on first?

WonderWendy3;584387 wrote: Did you think you were off the hook, 'ole buddy 'ole pal??yes i did





Are you happy I pulled this out??? yes of course who wouldnt be :rolleyes:





Do you wish that I would just leave you alone????no never ,i'm never alone the voices make sure of that





Do you ever notice that I use alot of these -->>> ?????????




---....>>>>>>>???????? yes you do dont you ????:D

[quote=Sheryl;584394]What was the last chick flick that Suzy made you watch?groan loads





What is the most disgusting thing that you've put in your mouth?a moth flew in it once yuko





Who's on first?[/quote]???????? is there a queue

When will the rhetorical questions all end?

Why do they call it a garbage disposal? The stuff isn't garbage until after you dispose of it. Why?

Do you wear a speedo?

Why is there always a small hole near the tip of a pen?

When primaitive people practice the rain dance, does it rain at the end of practice? And if it doesn't, how do they know they did the dance correctly?:D

Tater Tazz;584643 wrote: When will the rhetorical questions all end?



Why do they call it a garbage disposal? The stuff isn't garbage until after you dispose of it. Why?



Do you wear a speedo?



Why is there always a small hole near the tip of a pen?



When primaitive people practice the rain dance, does it rain at the end of practice? And if it doesn't, how do they know they did the dance correctly?:D


I think you forgot the is at the end of this question.

YZGI;584654 wrote: I think you forgot the is at the end of this question.


:wah: :wah:



the pen is mightier than the sword :rolleyes:

Why is YZGI following me?

Tater Tazz;584643 wrote: When will the rhetorical questions all end?



Why do they call it a garbage disposal? The stuff isn't garbage until after you dispose of it. Why?its a rubbish idea



Do you wear a speedo? no



Why is there always a small hole near the tip of a pen? so if you choke on it air can get in



When primaitive people practice the rain dance, does it rain at the end of practice? And if it doesn't, how do they know they did the dance correctly?:D they dont

Tater Tazz;584659 wrote: Why is YZGI following me?


did you know seals escape the great white shark by keeping on its tail :-3

So, I am a great white shark?

What clinic did Betty Ford go to?

Tater Tazz;584671 wrote: So, I am a great white shark?




no of course not they are ruthless man eaters :p

jimbo;584679 wrote: no of course not they are ruthless man eaters :p


Uh, that would be me!:D

could you perform in front of a live audience?

minks;584686 wrote: could you perform in front of a live audience?




er perform what ? :-3







if i think i know what you mean ,er yes in front of a dead audience would be just sick :-3 :rolleyes:

jimbo;584688 wrote: er perform what ? :-3







if i think i know what you mean ,er yes in front of a dead audience would be just sick :-3 :rolleyes:


take it how you like

skittles2004;584774 wrote: how many times a day do you hear a toilet flush? on average....


about 50



it drives me mad but i'm getting it outa my cistern

do you ever sneak down and get on the computer when you are supposed ot be asleep?:D

guppy;584783 wrote: do you ever sneak down and get on the computer when you are supposed ot be asleep?:D


no but i wake up really early every day so i get downstairs , and see what you guys were yakking about the night before :rolleyes:

jimbo;584791 wrote: no but i wake up really early every day so i get downstairs , and see what you guys were yakking about the night before :rolleyes:


Can you define "guys"?????



And are there times that you just sit at the computer and have a big belly laugh??



How is your hand??



On a serious note, is there a Thread about your daughter/angel?? I'd like to read it.

do you ever have to beg suz for the computer? :wah:

WonderWendy3;584825 wrote: Can you define "guys"????? its people i like of no particular gender :rolleyes:





And are there times that you just sit at the computer and have a big belly laugh??yes there are times i cry with laughter





How is your hand?? got to have a small op soon ,nothing serious





On a serious note, is there a Thread about your daughter/angel?? I'd like to read it. my first ever post , i must warn you i was not used to talking things back then,and er i was not exactly laugh a minute but thats the wonder of fg there are other people hurting and we help each other along our way :-4

skittles2004;584838 wrote: Hey im an older member then you!!! arent you jealous?


not at all here is where i'm young :-6 :-6





some times the man may look old but within beats the heart of a child



sometimes the man may look young but may have old wise thought his head



sometimes a worrior may look fierce but he might be timid



sometimes a fighter might act mild but may indeed be fierce



the only place to find out is in the heat of battle







some times jimbo talks total bollocks :-6

jimbo;584841 wrote: not at all here is where i'm young :-6 :-6





some times the man may look old but within beats the heart of a child



sometimes the man may look young but may have old wise thought his head



sometimes a worrior may look fierce but he might be timid



sometimes a fighter might act mild but may indeed be fierce



the only place to find out is in the heat of battle







some times jimbo talks total bollocks :-6


Bwaahhhh hawwww hawwwww...... but he is a good faker.

jimbo;584688 wrote: er perform what ? :-3







if i think i know what you mean ,er yes in front of a dead audience would be just sick :-3 :rolleyes:


I have a dollar ready!:wah:

Did you notice that my thread of asking questions is already dead, I predicted 2 days!!

And ummm how long has yours been going???:wah:

Do you ever have a problem putting visine in your eyes?

WonderWendy3;584850 wrote: Did you notice that my thread of asking questions is already dead, I predicted 2 days!!



And ummm how long has yours been going???:wah:




yeah how come every one picks on the big bald ugly guy while the cute fluffy one one gets off easy :rolleyes:

jimbo;584854 wrote: yeah how come every one picks on the big bald ugly guy while the cute fluffy one one gets off easy :rolleyes:


That is because we care about you! So, April 1st is national Jimbo Day, what do we do that day?

Tater Tazz;584856 wrote: That is because we care about you! So, April 1st is national Jimbo Day, what do we do that day?




so i'm total fool day :wah: :wah:



well if the cap fits and all that :rolleyes:

Well, you are funny! Don't you think?

Tater Tazz;584862 wrote: Well, you are funny! Don't you think?




i think i'm good hearted ,and can be funny but i do tend to pizz people off just a tad after a while ,



well good night gang god willing same place same time tomorrow ???:D :-6

Good night Jimbo!

What do you prefer depends under garments or diapers?

Tater Tazz;584856 wrote: That is because we care about you! So, April 1st is national Jimbo Day, what do we do that day?


I say nobody signs in, and we see if Jimbo notices or just goes on talking to his self hehehe

why do yorkies smell?

jimbo;584854 wrote: yeah how come every one picks on the big bald ugly guy while the cute fluffy one one gets off easy :rolleyes:


Cause you are more fun than fluffy!!

WonderWendy3;584918 wrote: Cause you are more fun than fluffy!!


i think your fun:-6 :-6

Are You Gay?:wah: only joking

What is your faveourite Band & Movie?

Musiclover89;585049 wrote: Are You Gay?:wah: only joking



What is your faveourite Band & Movie?




not met the right man yet buddy:wah:





probably the foo fighters but i think i'm a bit over foo'd out at the moment a bit of audio slave /paul weller /slipknot , i met one of the queen matey's the one that used to have long curly dark hair ,i think his name was brian ??? he seemed normal enough nice guy

jimbo;585051 wrote: not met the right man yet buddy:wah:





probably the foo fighters but i think i'm a bit over foo'd out at the moment a bit of audio slave /paul weller /slipknot , i met one of the queen matey's the one that used to have long curly dark hair ,i think his name was brian ??? he seemed normal enough nice guy


Ooooo you met Brian May lucky bugger i'm going to meet him and Roger Taylor in October

Musiclover89;585052 wrote: Ooooo you met Brian May lucky bugger i'm going to meet him and Roger Taylor in October




they are just people like you and me buddy ,the only person i ever wanted to meet was bas rutten ,i can honestly say i dont get starstruck at all

Tater Tazz;584856 wrote: That is because we care about you! So, April 1st is national Jimbo Day, what do we do that day?


Ummm, that hurt deep---just kiddin'...just thought I'd point it out and be a goober first thing in the morning!!

When is your Birthday?



Do you celebrate Easter?



Would you go up in a hot air balloon??

WonderWendy3;58:-6 5096 wrote: Ummm, that hurt deep---just kiddin'...just thought I'd point it out and be a goober first thing in the morning!!



When is your Birthday?i'm a virgo





Do you celebrate Easter?eggzactly





Would you go up in a hot air balloon??yes why not , all i need is a balloon and you fg girls talking underneath it:wah:



er whats a goober????

[QUOTE=jimbo;585098]yes why not , all i need is a balloon and you fg girls talking underneath it:wah: :wah: :wah: Good answer!!



er whats a goober???? a word like silly, goofy etc.

If I ask you what the following items are, can you guess?

groupers

orange roughy

sturgeon

What are they?

Tater Tazz;585404 wrote: If I ask you what the following items are, can you guess?



groupers



orange roughy



sturgeon



What are they?


guppys mates

jimbo;585413 wrote: guppys mates


:wah: :wah: