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AussiePam;517975 wrote: I don't know how you think I could ever do such a dastardly thing, Chris?!!!

(pam lowers her eyes and a maidenly blush of injured innocence colours her pale, wan, purple-people-eater scared cheeks)

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sob..

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:sneaky: tlw


Tears won't get you tlw, Pammie :sneaky:

(Lulu shows up with six tall, hansome policemen. Interestingly, they are all wearing THONGS and nothing else. One smiles and picks up his bull horn. He looks directly into Theia's eyes and croons...."Ms. THEIA...STEP AWAY FROM tlw!"

She, being law-abiding, naturally obeys.

Lulu, being crafty, slips away with tlw while that HANDSOME YOUNG OFFICER pats Theia down......)

OMG.. pam faints....

(Lulu, who loves A'P dearly, sends one of those policemen over to give CPR to her unconscious friend.)

(Thank me later, Dear.)

Alas I am undone !!!!!!!!!1

(The policeman did that to help you breathe better.)

Lulu2;518071 wrote: (Lulu, who loves A'P dearly, sends one of those policemen over to give CPR to her unconscious friend.)

(Thank me later, Dear.)


Theia, late to bed tonight, is close to fainting too...wow!



But she's still going to snatch tlw

No, she's not! tlw has been hidden in Lulu's bosom.

I DON'T THINK SO!

Where's a cop when ya need one... Lulu's now been undone too!!! Who is that masked undoer???

Magenta flame;518114 wrote: frisking you when I last looked. where is his gun if his naked?




Many guys have a "six" shooter especially when nekked!:sneaky: :wah: :p

Does the nekkid shooter have TLW? NO! Says Rain.... I DO!! :sneaky:

Oh, I don't think so!



mine - tlw

Stone the Crows!!! There's nekkid cops with six shooters everywhere!!!!! This place is way too dangerous for you tlw

AussiePam;519083 wrote: Stone the Crows!!! There's nekkid cops with six shooters everywhere!!!!! This place is way too dangerous for you tlw


Aren't they lovely, though, Pammie? You're welcome to tlw, I'm distracted

Rain comes in sideways and whisks away tlw.

Rain, Rain everywhere, & not a drop to drink. So we'll settle for TLW! :sneaky: :wah:

Nekkid men in uniforms... SWOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!!!

AussiePam;519673 wrote: Nekkid men in uniforms... SWOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!!!


I hate to burst any bubbles here, but every nekked man I have met has been OUT of uniform. And that is TLW

Marie5656;519676 wrote: I hate to burst any bubbles here, but every nekked man I have met has been OUT of uniform. And that is TLW


I don't care what you say, Marie, nekkid men are not all uniform and that is tlw



:D

Some are much more uniform than others

okay, now that's tlw

AussiePam;519678 wrote: I don't care what you say, Marie, nekkid men are not all uniform and that is tlw



Some are much more uniform than others

okay, now that's tlw


Didn't your mother ever teach you to not judge a book by it's cover? Or lack thereof??

My mother taught me, with a French accent, that a kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girl's best friend. She also taught me that it was my right, and also my duty as a goddess, on all possible occasions, in addition to the diamonds, to have the most ultimate, most final, lastest word.

Until along came Red.

Red is okay. Gold is much better. And diamonds are the cream on the cake. Come away with me and I'll see you get a big bite, tlw.

AussiePam;519763 wrote: Red is okay. Gold is much better. And diamonds are the cream on the cake. Come away with me and I'll see you get a big bite, tlw.


I postitively love swiping tlw from aussie everynight!!!!!!!:D

guppy;519765 wrote: I postitively love swiping tlw from aussie everynight!!!!!!!:D


Hey Guppy, what is 'tlw'?

Mine again!!! tlw

Rhonda Lu, it is "the last word." Which is now mine.

RedGlitter;519797 wrote: Rhonda Lu, it is "the last word." Which is now mine.


or was, RG



tlw

Sneaky :sneaky:

abbey;519810 wrote: Sneaky :sneaky:


Huh! I'm still around and still vigilant, Abbs. I may only have a very short time to get ready to go off for my computer class but that doesn't stop me. It may well be 8.18 and I may well be late, and I may well be panicking and wondering how I shall get ready in time but that isn't stopping me...I live on the edge, I'm a risk taker...huh!



tlw

Computer class, Theia, Sweetie??? What ya doing? G'day Abbey, too. While you're away I'll mind tlw.

AussiePam;519818 wrote: Computer class, Theia, Sweetie??? What ya doing? G'day Abbey, too. While you're away I'll mind tlw.


All admin jobs seem to require the ECDL qualification, Pammie, so I'm going for it...not at any great speed, but slowly!!



It'll qualify me to take tlw even faster, and more sneakily

011101000110110001110111

:sneaky:

AussiePam;519853 wrote: 011101000110110001110111

:sneaky:


I'll set my clip art on you and my spreadsheets, if you're not careful



tlw

Good Morning all, (where applicable) just checking in!

cars;519982 wrote: Good Morning all, (where applicable) just checking in!


Good morning, Cars :-6

theia;519996 wrote: Good morning, Cars :-6


Good morning theia, is it morning by you? :-3

cars;520053 wrote: Good morning theia, is it morning by you? :-3


Mid afternoon, Cars...dull with rain threatening

theia;520059 wrote: Mid afternoon, Cars...dull with rain threatening


It's going on 10:30am here theia, just about time for us to head out to the beach and catch some :-6 !

cars;520067 wrote: It's going on 10:30am here theia, just about time for us to head out to the beach and catch some :-6 !


Catch some what cars - waves ? - fish ?

Either way, reckon you took your eye off tlw for too long mate, I'm off with it:wah:

tlw

I don't think so... grin... And it's 5:30 am here, Choco, and still cool. They'e forecasting another stinker here again today. It's going to be interesting going from Aussie heatwave to Canadian deep freeze on Saturday.

G'day Theia and Cars.. Look, I was sooooo proud of myself translating tlw into real binary code, inspired by Theia's computer brilliance - and nobody noticed, bowed, cheered, took of their hats in deep admiration and awe, which is the very least the lot of you should have done. I'm now sulking - and I haven't had my morning coffee yet - and you'll all be very sorry, and I'm going to go off and play with friends who appreciate my finer qualities.. so there!!! And I'm taking tlw!!

Stone the Cows er Crows, Pinky.. bloody cheek !!! That calls for mudwrassling at 20 paces!!!!! tlw

Stuff tlw! It's nice to see you, Girlfriend. Let's go down the pub and catch up on girl talk!!!

Well, I suppose a cyber pub will hafta do.. grin. I haven't danced on that beat up old piano in there for a while anyway.....

While y'all were in the bar, I came in and grabbed the last word.

Have a nice day!