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Cars - I am so glad you were'nt driving through the snow in the altogether and didn't get frostbite or anything narsty.. grin... it's early dawn here, just light, and the temperature is civilised so far (maybe today won't get to 100 degrees)!!! The sulphur crested cockatoos are going wild, I gotta refill the water dishes outside. G''day Mustang and Oinky... grin. Take a break, all of you - Aussies don't shirk their duty. I'll take a shift looking after tlw. :sneaky:

AussiePam;514066 wrote: Cars - I am so glad you were'nt driving through the snow in the altogether and didn't get frostbite or anything narsty.. grin... it's early dawn here, just light, and the temperature is civilised so far (maybe today won't get to 100 degrees)!!! The sulphur crested cockatoos are going wild, I gotta refill the water dishes outside. G''day Mustang and Oinky... grin. Take a break, all of you - Aussies don't shirk their duty. I'll take a shift looking after tlw. :sneaky:


Short shift, Pammie



tlw

Scoot !!! Git !!!!! (pam whooshes the broom and sweeps Theia and pompom the heck outta the room).... Ahhhhh ... tlw

Oh well, the cleaning crew have been through, I'll just take tlw out for an airing



:) tlw

chocoholic;515212 wrote: Oh well, the cleaning crew have been through, I'll just take tlw out for an airing



:) tlw


Choco, my trivia rival (all respect to you), have you been able to get into the trivia game today? I am not, its driving me nuts I am addiected to that game, and I need to beat you some day, any ideas?

Yes Gal, have been on today, I have copied my bookmark link below for you, this still seems to connect o.k. - try it (but promise not to beat my score!!!!)





http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/Foru ... 60204.html

and

tlw:)

Thanks Choco, it won't open, I dunno, my internet is acting a bit peculiar today, me email is not working properly either, but I can log on here normally so I don't know what it is, because its happening with mozilla and IE, so I will just gonna have to wait and see. I will see you on the boards.

BTW, I love winter as well.

Hi Choco, Galbers... Choco - that's the most pornographic picture I've seen in yonks. I''m burning with lust, panting with passion.. polishing me skis as I salivate... keeeeeep tlw, do whatever you want.. just lemme into that scene.... SWOOOOON



TLW - henceforth will signifieth..



Totally Love Winter

AussiePam;516093 wrote: Hi Choco, Galbers... Choco - that's the most pornographic picture I've seen in yonks. I''m burning with lust, panting with passion.. polishing me skis as I salivate... keeeeeep tlw, do whatever you want.. just lemme into that scene.... SWOOOOON



TLW - henceforth will signifieth..



Totally Love Winter


I'm not playing :yh_silent snooze gave me a broken nose the last time i tryed

Sking, sking, did sombody say sking, lets have a sking party! See you all at the lodge, I'll buy the first round of Hot Toddies!:D

I don't ski and I don't like Hot Toddies, so I guess I'll just take tlw for a walk to keep me occupied:sneaky:

tlw

I hear what you're saying, Diuretic, Choco, cars, pants (broken nose?!!! wow) !! When it's 40+ degrees Celsius............. ahhhhhhhhhhhh

And have I ever told you, tlw, how very very much I appreciate your thread. I know you understand me. I know what I see is what I get.. The fact that I don't see you and don't get you is not relevant. The fact you don't have the wherewithal to understand me is probably also irrlevant. You are without agendas to confuse me, without undercurrents to drown me, without really long words to discombobulate my surreally delicate psyche...

You, tlw, are just you, TLW.

:-4

(Errrrrr....A'P....while you were opining.....tlw became MINE(ing.) :wah:

Opining?!!! :yh_rotfl .. yes, and pining too. Pining for tlw. Gimme!!!

I'm afraid I'll be singing about tlw's tiny hand being frozen all day now too. Sigh. Let's bring tlw out of the snowscape and into the aussie sunshine... Come to mamma, Snookums, dear little/big man/woman/thing.... tlw

A'P....LOOK OVER THERE! See that BENTLEY? The driver's waving to you!

(Lookums....I've got SNOOKUMS....and he's in my pocket and we're outta here!)

Giggle.. I gotta fix lunch then do some hospital visiting. Catch you later for a very large gin and tonic!!

We can watch MY tlw bask around on an ice cube!

Basking on an ice cube! In my gin and tonic??? !!! OOOps .. I think I just swallowed tlw...:-2

nope. guppy swiped it out of the glass when you weren't looking.....he he he

tlw.....

Guppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR .. I'm getting cross, girl, and I'm bigger than you.. I think!! tlw

Oh Oh, it's not nice to grab! :wah: :rolleyes:

Magenta... Aussie girls are raised to be gentle and maidenly. Put tlw down, now, please. I don't want to have to clobber you, do I cars?!!! Come here dearest, sweetest, most inscrutable tlw...

On the ninth.. it's kinda dark to be playing golf Magenta, unless your balls are luminous of course.. Please feel free to take tlw

pompom;517529 wrote: Back to Blighty, little fellow :-4

It's tea-time :-6

and tlw


But it's not Simpson's time yet :p



tlw

pompom;517534 wrote: Oh shoot

(Only 90 mins to go hehe :p )




But until then.......:sneaky:



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The only thing I understood was tlw!:D

Oh sorry, Cars. It's only a bit after 5 am here. I got woken up by cavorting possums and must have posted in possumese!!! Or maybe it was aliens abducting tlw...

pompom;517649 wrote: Aussiepam has discovered the meaning of life and has generously passed it on to us fg-ers; and so tlw is now redundant

*pompom, free from baggage at last, walks toward the sunset and sweet, everlasting peace...*


GUFFAW

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Couldn't agree more Pam, funny isn't it!! :sneaky:

chrisb84uk;517680 wrote: Couldn't agree more Pam, funny isn't it!! :sneaky:


Betty thought, aah Chris is here, good to see him, shall she let him have tlw??



Nope!!! :p

Betty Boop;517690 wrote: Betty thought, aah Chris is here, good to see him, shall she let him have tlw??



Nope!!! :p


Hahaha always a pleasure to see you BB!! :-6 :p

chrisb84uk;517693 wrote: Hahaha always a pleasure to see you BB!! :-6 :p


And you Chris, hope all is well in your neck of the woods!



Off to the pub with you to continue this conversation and leave tlw to me!! :wah:

Well considering I just had to breathe in a whole heap of dust and get spiders and cobwebs in my hair, by opening up the pub's door, I think I deserve TLW, only fair surely!!? :sneaky:

chrisb84uk;517704 wrote: Well considering I just had to breathe in a whole heap of dust and get spiders and cobwebs in my hair, by opening up the pub's door, I think I deserve TLW, only fair surely!!? :sneaky:


That Accountable needs to send in the cleaners again!

Go take a shower, you look a mess, I'll look after tlw!

Hahaha trust AC to be the one that sends in the cleaners, he was always such a hard worker and never complained one bit. If only we had more dedicated cleaners like him hehehe.



And oh aren't you kind. You just better make sure that no-one takes TLW from you, whilst I'm getting cleaned up, because I might get angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! :wah:

chrisb84uk;517725 wrote: Hahaha trust AC to be the one that sends in the cleaners, he was always such a hard worker and never complained one bit. If only we had more dedicated cleaners like him hehehe.



And oh aren't you kind. You just better make sure that no-one takes TLW from you, whilst I'm getting cleaned up, because I might get angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! :wah:




No worries, tlw doesn't like you that much when you're not angry either! :wah: :p

cars;517728 wrote: No worries, tlw doesn't like you that much when you're not angry either! :wah: :p


:wah: You have a good point there!!

NEWSFLASH

England has just been invaded by killer purple people eaters. All residents are asked to look out their windows, count the number of killer purple people eaters in their gardens, then run round their kitchen five times before phoning the local bobbies. Do not pass GO.

Americans are on alert ... swarms of killer purple people eaters are apparently swimming towards Florida....

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Ahjhhhhhh that cleared the room

tlw



AAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help...............

hahaha you alright Pam??

Buyyar me if it isn't Chris, here to save me .. from being eaten!!!1 Thankyou... ahhhh

Glad to help!! I just hope you don't intend on offering me as a sacrifice, just to escape these purple creatures with TLW in hand, because I'm not about to let that happen!! :wah:

I don't know how you think I could ever do such a dastardly thing, Chris?!!!

(pam lowers her eyes and a maidenly blush of injured innocence colours her pale, wan, purple-people-eater scared cheeks)

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:sneaky: tlw