3000 posts tazz you got post 3000 , congrats:wah: :wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:11 am
by Tater Tazz
What?
If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a seven-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:12 am
by Carl44
Tater Tazz;573209 wrote: What?
If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a seven-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
er yes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:13 am
by Tater Tazz
No one ever mentions when the swallows leave capistrano. Do they die there?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:30 am
by Carl44
Tater Tazz;573211 wrote: No one ever mentions when the swallows leave capistrano. Do they die there?
yes they ha ve SWIFT ending
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:59 am
by RedGlitter
How come in the movies whenever someone kills somebody or robs a bank, they hop in the car and yell "Come on! We're goin' to Arizona!" Why is my state a mecca for criminals?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:41 am
by BH672
BH672;572887 wrote: hey jimbo,
are the French still in love with Jerry Lewis?
jimbo;572889 wrote: er yep
Hey jimbo,
why?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:57 am
by Carl44
BH672;573235 wrote: Hey jimbo,
why?
er coz they are french and they love jerrys
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:58 am
by Carl44
RedGlitter;573231 wrote: How come in the movies whenever someone kills somebody or robs a bank, they hop in the car and yell "Come on! We're goin' to Arizona!" Why is my state a mecca for criminals?
is it coz its on the way to mexico
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:30 am
by Nomad
What kind of protective gear would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:32 am
by Carl44
Nomad;573281 wrote: What kind of protective gear would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?
well buddy if they are man eating your in luck ,just borrow BH672's drag outfit and with your legs you could pass as a woman job done
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:34 am
by Nomad
jimbo;573283 wrote: well buddy if they are man eating your in luck ,just borrow BH672's drag outfit and with your legs you could pass as a woman job done
Sassy ! :sneaky:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:55 am
by BH672
jimbo;573276 wrote: er coz they are french and they love jerrys
:wah: hahahaha!:wah: That's a good one, jimbo!
How do Brits feel about jerrys?
:D
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:06 am
by Carl44
BH672;573296 wrote: :wah: hahahaha! That's a good one, jimbo!
How do Brits feel about jerrys?
:D
i'm impressed buddy i thought you would not have a clue ummmmm did you like the stig on the aircraft carrier .... damn it i should of asked you on your torture page :-5 :wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:15 am
by BH672
jimbo;573301 wrote: did you like the stig on the aircraft carrier
Yes, very much, thanks. I can hardly wait until next week to see what happens to me!!!
:D
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:39 pm
by BH672
jimbo;573507 wrote: that is actually a catapult and its my parents feeding me :wah: :wah:
Gives a whole new meaning to fast food!!!
:wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:42 pm
by BH672
Soberano;573510 wrote: BH, do you think Jimbo realy has a mate called gatesy or is he just trying to make people believe he has a mate?:wah:
hey jimbo, the catapult is working!!!
:D
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:43 pm
by Carl44
BH672;573514 wrote: hey jimbo, the catapult is working!!!
:D
tosser :wah: :wah: :wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:52 pm
by Carl44
Soberano;573513 wrote: BH just told me you ain't got a mate called gatesy, he reckons you made it up so people would think you are popular.
yourdisssspicable :wah: :wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:52 pm
by BH672
Soberano;573513 wrote: BH just told me you ain't got a mate called gatesy, he reckons you made it up so people would think you are popular.
Well, he is popular, S, I just don't know if it's with gatesy. Here's jimbo sitting in with some of his friends!!! (when he still had a bit of hair!)
:wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:54 pm
by Carl44
BH672;573522 wrote: Well, he is popular, S, I just don't know if it's with gatesy. Here's jimbo sitting in with some of his friends!!! (when he still had a bit of hair!)
:wah:
i said young man ........:rolleyes:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:56 pm
by BH672
:slingshot:
jimbo;573519 wrote: oh i see slagging him off earlier saying he was in the boggs with wisey now coz i'm chilling with the music lovers and you feel left out i've been chucked and its you and BH this and its you and BH that ,well when he goes back diving blowing bubbles again you see if i laugh at your lame jokes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Soberano;573521 wrote: BH told me to say that.
Fight! Fight! Hide the women and kids!!!
:wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:58 pm
by Carl44
BH672;573527 wrote: :slingshot:
Fight! Fight! Hide the women and kids!!!
:wah:
geez just what I need another coat holder :wah: :wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:59 pm
by BH672
Soberano;573529 wrote: Go on BH, which woman you gonna fight.:wah: :wah:
Either one of ya after you two kiss and make up!!! :wah:
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:04 pm
by BH672
jimbo;573528 wrote: ok mate i forgive ya me you and gatsey will watch the game tomorrow that stupid BH dont even understand about football :wah: :wah:
BH knows football! Oh, sorry. You're talking about that sissy sport, eh?
;)
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:06 pm
by BH672
Soberano;573534 wrote: Well i have a pink skirt or a full length red gown, which should i wear for the showdown cowboy.:-4
jimbo, this is your thread. Do you think Sman is pretty in pink or sexy in red? (I assume you would know)
:D
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:15 pm
by Carl44
BH672;573538 wrote: jimbo, this is your thread. Do you think Sman is pretty in pink or sexy in red? (I assume you would know)
:D
good night buddy
:D
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:25 am
by Tater Tazz
goodmorning Jimbo! finish this poem please.
roses are red
violets are blue
If you were a different person.............................
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:28 am
by Carl44
Tater Tazz;573731 wrote: goodmorning Jimbo! finish this poem please.
roses are red
violets are blue
If you were a different person.............................
well i'm big enough to make two
:wah: :wah:
catch ya later i'm taking stropzilla my 12 year old daughter out for the day ....boy oh what fun we will have :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:29 am
by Tater Tazz
jimbo;573732 wrote: well i'm big enough to make two
:wah: :wah:
catch ya later i'm taking stropzilla my 12 year old daughter out for the day ....boy oh what fun we will have :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Nice!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:29 am
by Tater Tazz
If you wore a bra, what size would you be?:wah:
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:50 am
by Tater Tazz
BH672;573538 wrote: jimbo, this is your thread. Do you think Sman is pretty in pink or sexy in red? (I assume you would know)
:D
Do you know Jimbo?
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:54 am
by BH672
:slingshot:
Tater Tazz;573730 wrote: What is your favorite football team?
Tater Tazz;573741 wrote: When do you think I will stop asking you questions?
:D
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:01 am
by BH672
Tater Tazz;573743 wrote: Do you know Jimbo?
In a past life, jimbo and I were pirates together.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:10 am
by RedGlitter
Jimbo, hi Buddy! I haven't been in your thread for a while.
What songs are capable of really changing our mood if you're down?
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:13 am
by Carl44
RedGlitter;573780 wrote: Jimbo, hi Buddy! I haven't been in your thread for a while.
What songs are capable of really changing our mood if you're down?
this puts everything in prospective for me
:)
this is what I must do when things get tough
every new day we have the chance to start afresh ,its new its clean,untainted till we ruin it with bad thoughts and actions
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:15 am
by Carl44
Tater Tazz;573735 wrote: If you wore a bra, what size would you be?:wah:
er 44 ee :rolleyes:
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:20 am
by WonderWendy3
Would you fly over the pond and take the splinter out of my boys' foot for me??:p
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:23 am
by Carl44
WonderWendy3;573859 wrote: Would you fly over the pond and take the splinter out of my boys' foot for me??:p
ha ha take the kid to the doctors ,I wish I had gone straight away :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:41 am
by WonderWendy3
jimbo;573862 wrote: ha ha take the kid to the doctors ,I wish I had gone straight away :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
He's been asking me if he has to go to a surgeon:wah:
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:47 am
by Carl44
WonderWendy3;573867 wrote: He's been asking me if he has to go to a surgeon:wah:
whats a big Russian fish that they get caviar from got to do with it
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:32 pm
by Tater Tazz
What was the most memorable birthday present you received?
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:46 pm
by Carl44
Tater Tazz;573984 wrote: What was the most memorable birthday present you received?
it was being able to call my daughter in america last year and for her to say happy birthday dad , i well up even now thinking about it
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:23 pm
by BH672
:slingshot:
Tater Tazz;573986 wrote: Are you going to anwser any questions?
jimbo,
why do your fans love you so much?
:wah:
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:33 pm
by Carl44
BH672;574016 wrote: :slingshot:
jimbo,
why do your fans love you so much?
:wah:
buddy i'm the only one dumn enough to keep answering the questions ,i should be ok to go to work tomorrow so its only you and k snyder to answer them mwaaooohh mwaaaooohh , mate there are some people on fg that er i really really am not on their christmas card list if you know what i mean :-3