Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:09 am

Tater Tazz;573205 wrote: Why no jokes?

about jimbo screwing

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:11 am

3000 posts tazz you got post 3000 , congrats:wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:11 am

What?

If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a seven-year coma, does he want a cigarette?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:12 am

Tater Tazz;573209 wrote: What?

If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a seven-year coma, does he want a cigarette?

er yes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:13 am

No one ever mentions when the swallows leave capistrano. Do they die there?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:30 am

Tater Tazz;573211 wrote: No one ever mentions when the swallows leave capistrano. Do they die there?

yes they ha ve SWIFT ending

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:59 am

How come in the movies whenever someone kills somebody or robs a bank, they hop in the car and yell "Come on! We're goin' to Arizona!" Why is my state a mecca for criminals?

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:41 am

BH672;572887 wrote: hey jimbo,

are the French still in love with Jerry Lewis?
jimbo;572889 wrote: er yep

Hey jimbo,

why?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:57 am

BH672;573235 wrote: Hey jimbo,

why?

er coz they are french and they love jerrys

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:58 am

RedGlitter;573231 wrote: How come in the movies whenever someone kills somebody or robs a bank, they hop in the car and yell "Come on! We're goin' to Arizona!" Why is my state a mecca for criminals?

is it coz its on the way to mexico

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:30 am

What kind of protective gear would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:32 am

Nomad;573281 wrote: What kind of protective gear would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?

well buddy if they are man eating your in luck ,just borrow BH672's drag outfit and with your legs you could pass as a woman job done

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:34 am

jimbo;573283 wrote: well buddy if they are man eating your in luck ,just borrow BH672's drag outfit and with your legs you could pass as a woman job done

Sassy ! :sneaky:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:55 am

jimbo;573276 wrote: er coz they are french and they love jerrys

:wah: hahahaha!:wah: That's a good one, jimbo!

How do Brits feel about jerrys?

:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:06 am

BH672;573296 wrote: :wah: hahahaha! That's a good one, jimbo!

How do Brits feel about jerrys?

:D

i'm impressed buddy i thought you would not have a clue ummmmm did you like the stig on the aircraft carrier .... damn it i should of asked you on your torture page :-5 :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:15 am

jimbo;573301 wrote: did you like the stig on the aircraft carrier

Yes, very much, thanks. I can hardly wait until next week to see what happens to me!!!

:D

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:39 pm

jimbo;573507 wrote: that is actually a catapult and its my parents feeding me :wah: :wah:

Gives a whole new meaning to fast food!!!

:wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:42 pm

Soberano;573510 wrote: BH, do you think Jimbo realy has a mate called gatesy or is he just trying to make people believe he has a mate?:wah:

hey jimbo, the catapult is working!!!

:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:43 pm

BH672;573514 wrote: hey jimbo, the catapult is working!!!

:D

tosser :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:52 pm

Soberano;573513 wrote: BH just told me you ain't got a mate called gatesy, he reckons you made it up so people would think you are popular.

yourdisssspicable :wah: :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:52 pm

Soberano;573513 wrote: BH just told me you ain't got a mate called gatesy, he reckons you made it up so people would think you are popular.

Well, he is popular, S, I just don't know if it's with gatesy. Here's jimbo sitting in with some of his friends!!! (when he still had a bit of hair!)

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:54 pm

BH672;573522 wrote: Well, he is popular, S, I just don't know if it's with gatesy. Here's jimbo sitting in with some of his friends!!! (when he still had a bit of hair!)

:wah:

i said young man ........:rolleyes:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:56 pm

:slingshot:

jimbo;573519 wrote: oh i see slagging him off earlier saying he was in the boggs with wisey now coz i'm chilling with the music lovers and you feel left out i've been chucked and its you and BH this and its you and BH that ,well when he goes back diving blowing bubbles again you see if i laugh at your lame jokes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Soberano;573521 wrote: BH told me to say that.

Fight! Fight! Hide the women and kids!!!

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:58 pm

BH672;573527 wrote: :slingshot:

Fight! Fight! Hide the women and kids!!!

:wah:

geez just what I need another coat holder :wah: :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:59 pm

Soberano;573529 wrote: Go on BH, which woman you gonna fight.:wah: :wah:

Either one of ya after you two kiss and make up!!! :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:04 pm

jimbo;573528 wrote: ok mate i forgive ya me you and gatsey will watch the game tomorrow that stupid BH dont even understand about football :wah: :wah:

BH knows football! Oh, sorry. You're talking about that sissy sport, eh?

;)

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:06 pm

Soberano;573534 wrote: Well i have a pink skirt or a full length red gown, which should i wear for the showdown cowboy.:-4

jimbo, this is your thread. Do you think Sman is pretty in pink or sexy in red? (I assume you would know)

:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:15 pm

BH672;573538 wrote: jimbo, this is your thread. Do you think Sman is pretty in pink or sexy in red? (I assume you would know)

:D

good night buddy

:D

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:25 am

goodmorning Jimbo! finish this poem please.

roses are red

violets are blue

If you were a different person.............................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:28 am

Tater Tazz;573731 wrote: goodmorning Jimbo! finish this poem please.

roses are red

violets are blue

If you were a different person.............................
well i'm big enough to make two

:wah: :wah:

catch ya later i'm taking stropzilla my 12 year old daughter out for the day ....boy oh what fun we will have :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:29 am

jimbo;573732 wrote: well i'm big enough to make two

:wah: :wah:

catch ya later i'm taking stropzilla my 12 year old daughter out for the day ....boy oh what fun we will have :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Nice!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:29 am

If you wore a bra, what size would you be?:wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:50 am

BH672;573538 wrote: jimbo, this is your thread. Do you think Sman is pretty in pink or sexy in red? (I assume you would know)

:D

Do you know Jimbo?

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:54 am

:slingshot:

Tater Tazz;573730 wrote: What is your favorite football team?
Tater Tazz;573741 wrote: When do you think I will stop asking you questions?

:D

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:01 am

Tater Tazz;573743 wrote: Do you know Jimbo?

In a past life, jimbo and I were pirates together.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:10 am

Jimbo, hi Buddy! I haven't been in your thread for a while.

What songs are capable of really changing our mood if you're down?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:13 am

RedGlitter;573780 wrote: Jimbo, hi Buddy! I haven't been in your thread for a while.

What songs are capable of really changing our mood if you're down?

this puts everything in prospective for me

:)

this is what I must do when things get tough

every new day we have the chance to start afresh ,its new its clean,untainted till we ruin it with bad thoughts and actions

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:15 am

Tater Tazz;573735 wrote: If you wore a bra, what size would you be?:wah:

er 44 ee :rolleyes:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:20 am

Would you fly over the pond and take the splinter out of my boys' foot for me??:p

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:23 am

WonderWendy3;573859 wrote: Would you fly over the pond and take the splinter out of my boys' foot for me??:p

ha ha take the kid to the doctors ,I wish I had gone straight away :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:41 am

jimbo;573862 wrote: ha ha take the kid to the doctors ,I wish I had gone straight away :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

He's been asking me if he has to go to a surgeon:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:47 am

WonderWendy3;573867 wrote: He's been asking me if he has to go to a surgeon:wah:

whats a big Russian fish that they get caviar from got to do with it

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:32 pm

What was the most memorable birthday present you received?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:46 pm

Tater Tazz;573984 wrote: What was the most memorable birthday present you received?

it was being able to call my daughter in america last year and for her to say happy birthday dad , i well up even now thinking about it

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:23 pm

:slingshot:

Tater Tazz;573986 wrote: Are you going to anwser any questions?

jimbo,

why do your fans love you so much?

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:33 pm

BH672;574016 wrote: :slingshot:

jimbo,

why do your fans love you so much?

:wah:
buddy i'm the only one dumn enough to keep answering the questions ,i should be ok to go to work tomorrow so its only you and k snyder to answer them mwaaooohh mwaaaooohh , mate there are some people on fg that er i really really am not on their christmas card list if you know what i mean :-3