The one line story thread ..

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:32 pm

Mustang;903805 wrote: you ever wanted to see........

and then Mustang tagged him and said "you're it".....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:35 pm

qsducks;903809 wrote: and then Mustang tagged him and said "you're it".....................

and he thought it was so that..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:36 pm

he tagged Hope who was speechless.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:37 pm

qsducks;903816 wrote: he tagged Hope who was speechless.........................

for a change because she went to look for her weapons that caused bodily pain but could not find them because.................

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:53 pm

Mustang;903819 wrote: for a change because she went to look for her weapons that caused bodily pain but could not find them because.................

...they were stolen from her tool shed out back by..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:55 pm

the Ducky who has is selling them on Ebay..........................

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:03 pm

qsducks;903842 wrote: the Ducky who has is selling them on Ebay..........................

...with no reserve, so AFTR starts the bid at $1.00, but a higher bid is submitted by.......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:06 pm

along-for-the-ride;903851 wrote: ...with no reserve, so AFTR starts the bid at $1.00, but a higher bid is submitted by.......................

RJWould because he couldn't figure our why.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:17 pm

anybody would need these "toys" as he called them and so he bid......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:20 pm

qsducks;903863 wrote: anybody would need these "toys" as he called them and so he bid......................

$2.00, hoping that Hope would not out bid him and come in possession.........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:22 pm

Mustang;903865 wrote: $2.00, hoping that Hope would not out bid him and come in possession.........

of her secret "toys" that she usually reserves for "special occasions" such as...............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:25 pm

qsducks;903868 wrote: of her secret "toys" that she usually reserves for "special occasions" such as...............

being the proud owner of the 10,000th post at her favorite Pub..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:28 pm

but in order to collect her special "toys" she has to down 10 shots of a special drink that only the bartenders have privy too............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:35 pm

qsducks;903873 wrote: but in order to collect her special "toys" she has to down 10 shots of a special drink that only the bartenders have privy too............................

and it would make her want to ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:36 pm

on the PubNutter bar top and she really has no choice if she wants her "toys" back..............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:38 pm

qsducks;903879 wrote: on the PubNutter bar top and she really has no choice if she wants her "toys" back..............

and so the bets were on...would she or...............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:40 pm

wouldn't she? Come on Hope, what are ya gonna do?.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:42 pm

qsducks;903884 wrote: wouldn't she? Come on Hope, what are ya gonna do?.........................

She thought to herself, maybe I had better give everybody a :yh_hugs first............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:45 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl and then we'll play tag, but first she must have another chocolate martini.......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:47 pm

qsducks;903894 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl and then we'll play tag, but first she must have another chocolate martini.......................

and do her impression of Tony Tiger which is...................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:00 pm

this is GRRRREEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!, give me another one and so the bartender wasn't sure but he................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:01 pm

qsducks;903913 wrote: this is GRRRREEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!, give me another one and so the bartender wasn't sure but he................................

he kept lining them up and serving her all night...............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:07 pm

and she decided to share those lovely drinks with her good buddies Mustang & Ducky who were eagerly waiting for those free drinks.............................

Babe · Post by **Babe** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:09 pm

qsducks;903920 wrote: and she decided to share those lovely drinks with her good buddies Mustang & Ducky who were eagerly waiting for those free drinks.............................

because they wanted to celebrate in fashion, the group effort of.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:12 pm

all helping each other out in doing a great deed .................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:13 pm

qsducks;903924 wrote: all helping each other out in doing a great deed .................................

and making the Pub what is today.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:16 pm

and that is "we don't give a cr*p who made the 10,000 post". Here's to you Hope, and hopefully you'll get another 1,000 at the pub..................

Babe · Post by **Babe** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:21 pm

qsducks;903928 wrote: and that is "we don't give a cr*p who made the 10,000 post". Here's to you Hope, and hopefully you'll get another 1,000 at the pub..................

and they all raised their glasses and cheered.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:23 pm

"Rah, Rah for Hope and they lifted her up on their shoulders and took her over to the bar top where she danced with Ducky and everyone...........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:24 pm

qsducks;903935 wrote: "Rah, Rah for Hope and they lifted her up on their shoulders and took her over to the bar top where she danced with Ducky and everyone...........................

until the sun came up. What a party they had................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:26 pm

and then they all went to the beach and passed out under the umbrellas only to be ...............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:29 pm

qsducks;903939 wrote: and then they all went to the beach and passed out under the umbrellas only to be ...............................

awakened by Kathy Ellen..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:30 pm

who exclaimed "what in the world are you bums doing in my backyard and what is that.................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:32 pm

qsducks;903949 wrote: who exclaimed "what in the world are you bums doing in my backyard and what is that.................................

empty keg doing on my.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:40 pm

front porch? But luckily, we hadn't finished it yet and Mustang offered Kathy Ellen a beer to which she replied...............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:42 pm

qsducks;903963 wrote: front porch? But luckily, we hadn't finished it yet and Mustang offered Kathy Ellen a beer to which she replied...............................

"I'd much rather have a....................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:44 pm

chocolate martini which was not a problem since Hope didn't finish the last of hers and offered them to KE who happily...........................

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:53 am

get things moving more freely....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:18 am

and soon Chonsi joined them and taught them all how to surf.........................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:56 am

Atlantic City, NJ and she taught us how to do the ..........................

seekerw · Post by **seekerw** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:36 pm

... the watusi ... the twist. (Number 9, number 9, number 9, ...) ...

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:58 am

Idgie;906127 wrote: Someone played the song, Wipe Out over the loud speaker...........

and b4 they knew it....

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:18 am

Idgie;906160 wrote: the surfers started laughing so hard that they lost their balance and.........

fell on top each other....

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:24 am

Idgie;906165 wrote: crashing into the water and underneath the huge wave...........

where they soon found....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:14 am

that they can float on the surfboard and not have to worry.........................