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Complete the Sentence
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:14 pm
by kensloft
Lon wrote: like throwing the bull as well as eating it. Pretty soon it will get to the point where____________________________________________
bull patties will replace beefburgers.
This way the politicians will be able to_________________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:21 pm
by Lon
TW2005 wrote: i'll be too drunk and throw up. Is that what I think it is??? Yes, it's_____________________________________.
a hedgehog. I've never seen one that big. It must weight 2 kg (12Lbs) or so.
Should we bar-b-q it or__________________________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:53 pm
by BTS
JAB wrote: ...eat it raw like sushi? Still, I once heard that road kill is __________________best if gotten early in the AM, so remember to____________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:08 pm
by David813
BTS wrote: best if gotten early in the AM, so remember to____________________aim for animals while driving. If not you may end up___________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:50 pm
by Lon
David813 wrote: aim for animals while driving. If not you may end up___________
hungry. Amanda & I are on our way to Amarillo to get some armidillo and while we are there we plan to__________________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:14 pm
by kensloft
Lon wrote: hungry. Amanda & I are on our way to Amarillo to get some armidillo and while we are there we plan to__________________________
scoff at the cattle owners for passing up on the free food.
They tend to think that everybody________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:32 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: scoff at the cattle owners for passing up on the free food.
They tend to think that everybody________________
should get their meat in the traditional way. We hunters and gatherers know better and realize that_______________________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:49 pm
by kensloft
Lon wrote: should get their meat in the traditional way. We hunters and gatherers know better and realize that_______________________________
roadkill saves on bullets and gunpowder. The cattle men are now investing in_________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:09 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: roadkill saves on bullets and gunpowder. The cattle men are now investing in_________________
pork bellies, and don't want the ACA (American Cattlemen"s Association) to know about it. I have secretly leaked this information to the "Drudge Report" and Mat Drudge will________________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:58 am
by kensloft
Lon wrote: pork bellies, and don't want the ACA (American Cattlemen"s Association) to know about it. I have secretly leaked this information to the "Drudge Report" and Mat Drudge will________________________________
will look into going for the poultry investments.
When asked about it Drudge says that____________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:13 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: will look into going for the poultry investments.
When asked about it Drudge says that____________________________
chicken futures suck!!! I would look into oil futures because I think oil will be going to_____________________________a barrel, and then_____________.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:12 pm
by Lon
TW2005 wrote: One hundred dollars a barrel, and then we will have to drive like the Flinstones and use our feet. Better watch out for the ____________________.
T-Rex droppings, it will stain your feet and smells like__________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:12 pm
by Lon
TW2005 wrote: POOP! Better wash it off before you_________________________________.
get pedifestasia of the toenails which could lead to terminal myocystasis and a untimely death. Next time wear boots and___________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:35 pm
by kensloft
TW2005 wrote: change your socks regularly. Death from this would be_____________________.
slow and painless.
The only way to survive_______________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:23 pm
by kensloft
TW2005 wrote: is to hope that the poop was just Mud squishing bewteen your toes. Or you could go to the______________________.
barn dance and hope that they cleaned up before it started.
If the cleaners_____________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:20 pm
by David813
kensloft wrote: barn dance and hope that they cleaned up before it started.
If the cleaners_____________________
are open take advantage. They have a great__________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:47 pm
by Lon
David813 wrote: are open take advantage. They have a great__________________________
discount on all dry cleaning Wed & Thurs, plus a chance to win a baby wombat in their monthly drawing. Ask Egor, the manager if____________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:16 pm
by kensloft
Lon wrote: discount on all dry cleaning Wed & Thurs, plus a chance to win a baby wombat in their monthly drawing. Ask Egor, the manager if____________
wombat cleaning comes with the kangaroo giveaway.
If you go on a Monday or Tuesday______________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:22 pm
by David813
kensloft wrote: wombat cleaning comes with the kangaroo giveaway.
If you go on a Monday or Tuesday______________________
bisexual guinea pigs are on sale two for $10. But beware________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:27 pm
by kensloft
David813 wrote: bisexual guinea pigs are on sale two for $10. But beware________________
they are prone to biting.
Taking them to the dentist______________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:29 pm
by David813
kensloft wrote: they are prone to biting.
Taking them to the dentist______________________
is essential if you want to avoid becoming bisexual yourself. The next stop is the most_____________________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:31 pm
by kensloft
David813 wrote: is essential if you want to avoid becoming bisexual yourself. The next stop is the most_____________________________________
important of all.
Make sure that you_________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:46 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: important of all.
Make sure that you_________________________
take two aspirin and drink a pint of Guiness, then______________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:49 pm
by kensloft
Lon wrote: take two aspirin and drink a pint of Guiness, then______________
try to touch your nose with your toes.
When you learn to do that then______________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:42 pm
by minks
kensloft wrote: try to touch your nose with your toes.
When you learn to do that then______________________
You're off to see the wizzard
Once you become justly endowed______________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:52 pm
by David813
minks wrote: You're off to see the wizzard
Once you become justly endowed______________________________
enough you may meet the shaman, a man of great strength but a man with a terrible weakness for_____________________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:53 pm
by Lon
minks wrote: You're off to see the wizzard
Once you become justly endowed______________________________
with a full beard, you may wish to consider___________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:57 pm
by minks
David813 wrote: enough you may meet the shaman, a man of great strength but a man with a terrible weakness for_____________________________
Marilyn Manson Look Alikes and apple tarts.
While waltzing along mindlessly I_______________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:58 pm
by minks
Lon wrote: with a full beard, you may wish to consider___________________
Hormone therapy
But Having said that I must now tape my breasts and get to the_____________
~~~~~~~ sorry gang I put a fork in the road and split this forum in 2 ahahahahahahahaha
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:41 pm
by David813
minks wrote: Marilyn Manson Look Alikes and apple tarts.
While waltzing along mindlessly I_______________________
spotted a beautiful elk, grazing in a pasture that surely went fallow long ago. I threw caution to the wind and___________________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:26 am
by Lon
David813 wrote: spotted a beautiful elk, grazing in a pasture that surely went fallow long ago. I threw caution to the wind and___________________________
pulled out my 357 Magnum, took careful aim and held my breath as I fired two quick rounds at the wolves that were threatining the elk. The wolves scattered one way and the elk the other, and I thought to my self________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:59 am
by kensloft
Lon wrote: pulled out my 357 Magnum, took careful aim and held my breath as I fired two quick rounds at the wolves that were threatining the elk. The wolves scattered one way and the elk the other, and I thought to my self________
"Self, you better take a dead aim and make sure the dang thing is dead.
If you miss________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:56 am
by Lon
kensloft wrote: "Self, you better take a dead aim and make sure the dang thing is dead.
If you miss________________
don't worry, you still have the AK47 & two grenades & can worry about the Animal Rights Activists later. It started to rain making visibility_____________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:40 am
by minks
Lon wrote: don't worry, you still have the AK47 & two grenades & can worry about the Animal Rights Activists later. It started to rain making visibility_____________
Thin and thready, out of the corner of my eye lurking in the woods I glanced upon ________________________________________-
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:58 am
by kensloft
minks wrote: Thin and thready, out of the corner of my eye lurking in the woods I glanced upon ________________________________________-
a mutant deer that was armed with a bazooka.
It was muttering profanties about___________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:15 pm
by abbey
kensloft wrote: a mutant deer that was armed with a bazooka.
It was muttering profanties about___________________
Michael Jacksons prosecuting team, whilst humming Billie jean"
"I slowly pulled the pin on my grenade, but________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:10 pm
by kensloft
abbey wrote: Michael Jacksons prosecuting team, whilst humming Billie jean"
"I slowly pulled the pin on my grenade, but________
realized that they were kamikaze deer.
Those antlers were filled with___________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:53 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: realized that they were kamikaze deer.
Those antlers were filled with___________________
C4 explosive and could wipe out the entire forrest. I heard the muffled ring from my cellphone, took it out of my parka and heard the following voice say__________________________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:41 pm
by David813
Lon wrote: C4 explosive and could wipe out the entire forrest. I heard the muffled ring from my cellphone, took it out of my parka and heard the following voice say__________________________________
Quick! Get to LAX as fast as you can or__________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:50 pm
by Lon
David813 wrote: Quick! Get to LAX as fast as you can or__________________
you will miss out on the free champagne & caviar and a chance to win a trip to Bangladesh. Be sure and take your passport and_________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:23 pm
by kensloft
TW2005 wrote: bug spray. You will need it because_______________________________.
there are two legged critters that sting like hades.
The bug spray is to use_____________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:10 pm
by Lon
kensloft wrote: there are two legged critters that sting like hades.
The bug spray is to use_____________________
as a underarm deodorant until you can find some Aramis. Check out locker #3387 at the Bradley International at LAX and see who shows up, you will be amazed to see__________________________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:11 pm
by kensloft
Lon wrote: as a underarm deodorant until you can find some Aramis. Check out locker #3387 at the Bradley International at LAX and see who shows up, you will be amazed to see__________________________________
the vice president of the United States.
He sends his________________________