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Ok, here goes..........

Once upon a time there were 3 ducks. Momma, Daddy & Quin duck and they all lived in Longwood Gardens (PA) oh and they were so happy living there but one day they got bored and decided to ..................toilet paper Carolly's house:wah: and they flew around her garden and put it everwhere. It was on the chimney and in her grill and it was everywhere.:wah:

And then Carolly woke up from her long sleeparama and didn't even notice until she went into the loo and discovered to her horror that she only had the book that she had been reading from was still on the sink but there was no tp.:wah: and she didn't have her cell phone. What to do she thought?

Oh yes, she can use the towel. How handy. Well, Carolly finally went downstairs to vent at the idiot who did not resupply the loo with tp and freak out. "You maroon, you must always resupply the loo with an entire pack of 20 rolls of tp". You're fired.

Carolly;910099 wrote: Waiting for the poems Kev;)


Who's eligible to get booted?...:sneaky: :wah:

qsducks;910100 wrote: Ok, here goes..........

Once upon a time there were 3 ducks. Momma, Daddy & Quin duck and they all lived in Longwood Gardens (PA) oh and they were so happy living there but one day they got bored and decided to ..................toilet paper Carolly's house and they flew around her garden and put it everwhere. It was on the chimney and in her grill and it was everywhere.

And then Carolly woke up from her long sleeparama and didn't even notice until she went into the loo and discovered to her horror that she only had the book that she had been reading from was still on the sink but there was no tp.:wah: and she didn't have her cell phone. What to do she thought?

Oh yes, she can use the towel. How handy. Well, Carolly finally went downstairs to vent at the idiot who did not resupply the loo with tp and freak out. "You maroon, you must always resupply the loo with an entire pack of 20 rolls of tp". You're fired.
WHAT THE F,,,,,,,,:-5:-5:-5

you did say atory or a poem:sneaky:

K.Snyder;910136 wrote: Who's eligible to get booted?...:sneaky: :wah:
Kev...come closer.......I want to ask you somefing..........how do you kill a bleedin Duck:-5:-5:sneaky:

Carolly;910140 wrote: Kev...come closer.......I want to ask you somefing..........how do you kill a bleedin Duck:-5:-5:sneaky:


:wah::wah: Gotta catch me first.

Carolly;910140 wrote: Kev...come closer.......I want to ask you somefing..........how do you kill a bleedin Duck:-5:-5:sneaky:


You let it bleed...

qsducks;910139 wrote: you did say atory or a poem:sneaky:Ducky....i dont know how to say this.....Im horse here shouting at you.....Im a wreck.....Ive got the shakes.....If I could Id stuff you in a bleedin Pancake Roll..............PLEASEEEEE WATCH MY LIPS.................IT HAS TO BE A POEM:-5:-5I got all bruises on my face cause of you:sneaky:

K.Snyder;910144 wrote: You let it bleed...


Wrongo dude! You can never catch the Ducky:p

qsducks;910100 wrote: Ok, here goes..........

Once upon a time there were 3 ducks. Momma, Daddy & Quin duck and they all lived in Longwood Gardens (PA) oh and they were so happy living there but one day they got bored and decided to ..................toilet paper Carolly's house:wah: and they flew around her garden and put it everwhere. It was on the chimney and in her grill and it was everywhere.:wah:

And then Carolly woke up from her long sleeparama and didn't even notice until she went into the loo and discovered to her horror that she only had the book that she had been reading from was still on the sink but there was no tp.:wah: and she didn't have her cell phone. What to do she thought?

Oh yes, she can use the towel. How handy. Well, Carolly finally went downstairs to vent at the idiot who did not resupply the loo with tp and freak out. "You maroon, you must always resupply the loo with an entire pack of 20 rolls of tp". You're fired.


>>>>>shakes head in amazement..........looks like the ducks getting roasted:D

K.Snyder;910144 wrote: You let it bleed...Ahhhh.....na I couldn't do that to her...............YET!!!!!!!!!:sneaky:

Carolly;910149 wrote: Ahhhh.....na I couldn't do that to her...............YET!!!!!!!!!:sneaky:


:wah::wah:Wimp

chezzie;910147 wrote: >>>>>shakes Head In Amazement..........looks Like The Ducks Getting Roasted:dWhy Me Chez.......Why.....Was I Bad In A Past Life Or Somefing....Only I Could Have A Mad Bleedin Duck In The House-1:-1

Carolly;910152 wrote: Why Me Chez.......Why.....Was I Bad In A Past Life Or Somefing....Only I Could Have A Mad Bleedin Duck In The House-1:-1


im thinking of some real nice duck recipes.....shredded duck pancakes with hoi sin sauce to dip in...ohhhh yessssss:D

qsducks;910151 wrote: :wah::wah:Wimp
Dont push yer luck Duck .......I have a good Chinese near me:sneaky:

Carolly;910152 wrote: Why Me Chez.......Why.....Was I Bad In A Past Life Or Somefing....Only I Could Have A Mad Bleedin Duck In The House-1:-1


Carolly, you said Poem or story right? Well, I made it up with a little help from Quin:wah: Quite funny on our end. Now laugh! You know in real life I did this to some chick who was involved in an insane wedding (another story).:wah:

qsducks;910158 wrote: Carolly, you said Poem or story right? Well, I made it up with a little help from Quin:wah: Quite funny on our end. Now laugh! You know in real life I did this to some chick who was involved in an insane wedding (another story).:wah:


she needs punishing gov....put her in the slammer........we have a slammer right?

qsducks;910158 wrote: Carolly, you said Poem or story right? Well, I made it up with a little help from Quin:wah: Quite funny on our end. Now laugh! You know in real life I did this to some chick who was involved in an insane wedding (another story).:wah:
Dear Mrs. Ducky,



Please note that the Producer here did not say story OR poem....if one cares to read back one will see that a poem is the task and because the Producer is a very kind lady she has said you can do a story as a task next time...or after that as that Chinese game is gonna be a task;):D....Now please BEHAVE...get the baby Ducks to help you write a POEM about housemates in here.....before we all decide to go and get Goosie Gander in your place.Fanking you in anticipation, Carol.....Producer

Chezzie;910166 wrote: she needs punishing gov....put her in the slammer........we have a slammer right?Dunno:-3fing is.....how the Baby Ducks gonna get fed if we lock her up

Carolly;910169 wrote: Dunno:-3fing is.....how the Baby Ducks gonna get fed if we lock her up


bet he'll go quackers:D

Chezzie;910172 wrote: bet he'll go quackers:D:wah::wah::wah:;)

Excuse me while I stretch:wah: me wings

The people in the BB house they are going quakers

and all cause the Duck gave them Ritz crackers

She made them laugh

and caused a gaff

and all over tp

which is usually a dollar Thirty three

And the producer can handle it

or she's up a creek that rhymes with "it"

qsducks;910180 wrote: Excuse me while I stretch:wah: me wings

The people in the BB house they are going quakers

and all cause the Duck gave them Ritz crackers

She made them laugh

and caused a gaff

and all over tp

which is usually a dollar Thirty three

And the producer can handle it

or she's up a creek that rhymes with "it"Lost for words...........truely amazing:rolleyes:.....what a master piece......eat yer hearts out all the worlds poets as the Ducks arrived.

My book is coming out next week:wah:

qsducks;910203 wrote: My book is coming out next week:wah:

Personally autographed of course:wah:

qsducks;910210 wrote: Personally autographed of course:wah:

Not by them!:wah:

The night was dark and sultry

when Carol was committing Adultry,

then along came Cheezie and Hope

smoking on some dope,

Carol jumps up and picks up her bra

while Jimbo waits for her in his car :yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;910221 wrote: The night was dark and sultry

when Carol was committing Adultry,

then along came Cheezie and Hope

smoking on some dope,

Carol jumps up and picks up her bra

while Jimbo waits for in his car.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;910221 wrote: The night was dark and sultry

when Carol was committing Adultry,

then along came Cheezie and Hope

smoking on some dope,

Carol jumps up and picks up her bra

while Jimbo waits for in his car. :yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;910227 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflSEE :DTALENT:D:guitarist

Well really doing well aint we:rolleyes:so far all we got OFFICIALLY is 3 people in this house..........and me of course!!Sooooo the poems so far are from....

ME:D

CHEZ:D

THE DUCK:o

AND MAD OZ BIRD:sneaky:....Hope come on girl wheres yer poem and anybody else.....only got to Thursday as Kaz is back Wednesday:D

kayleneaussie;910221 wrote: The night was dark and sultry

when Carol was committing Adultry,

then along came Cheezie and Hope

smoking on some dope,

Carol jumps up and picks up her bra

while Jimbo waits for her in his car :yh_rotfl


OMG!!!

Hope6;910345 wrote: OMG!!! :eek:Shut yer eyes little Sis.....the mad Oz Sis is being her normal self again:sneaky::(

Carolly;910344 wrote: Well really doing well aint we:rolleyes:so far all we got OFFICIALLY is 3 people in this house..........and me of course!!Sooooo the poems so far are from....

ME:D

CHEZ:D

THE DUCK:o

AND MAD OZ BIRD:sneaky:....Hope come on girl wheres yer poem and anybody else.....only got to Thursday as Kaz is back Wednesday


i'm working on it Sis!

Carolly;910346 wrote: Shut yer eyes little Sis.....the mad Oz Sis is being her normal self again


:wah::wah: to late! :wah: i've already seen it! :wah:

Hope6;910345 wrote: OMG!!!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6;910348 wrote: :wah::wah: to late! :wah: i've already seen it! :wah:They were saying on Jimbos thread how I am educating the world with me posh talk.....ive learnt you loads of good words aint I little Sis......I fink I should be awarded ye know for doing such a turn for mankind:D

What is the prize if we pass the task

Carolly;910350 wrote: They were saying on Jimbos thread how I am educating the world with me posh talk.....ive learnt you loads of good words aint I little Sis......I fink I should be awarded ye know for doing such a turn for mankind:D


You need to learn how to speak English properly :-5:-5

kayleneaussie;910351 wrote: What is the prize if we pass the task A night of passion with...............................dunno:-3

Carolly;910350 wrote: They were saying on Jimbos thread how I am educating the world with me posh talk.....ive learnt you loads of good words aint I little Sis......I fink I should be awarded ye know for doing such a turn for mankind:D


yes you have Sis. i've learned all kinds of posh things from you! :-6

Carolly;910354 wrote: A night of passion with...............................dunno:-3


oooooooooooooooooooo I am excited :yh_dance

kayleneaussie;910353 wrote: You need to learn how to speak English properly :-5:-5Bleeden properly....what you going on about Mad Oz Bird.....I will have you know rent a gob that my English is spoken by many now in the USA.....bet none of em are talking like you waltzing bleedin Matilda:rolleyes::p

Carolly;910354 wrote: A night of passion with...............................dunno:-3


owwww that sounds interesting! do we get to pick who? :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;910358 wrote: oooooooooooooooooooo I am excited :yh_dance
We just gotta work out who its gonna benow let me fink..............whose that hard up:-3

Hope6;910360 wrote: owwww that sounds interesting! do we get to pick who? :sneaky:


Behave sis :-5

Carolly;910361 wrote: We just gotta work out who its gonna benow let me fink..............whose that hard up:-3


:mad::mad:

Hope6;910357 wrote: yes you have Sis. i've learned all kinds of posh things from you! :-6See.....now all people in Virginia is calling each other Babe and other great English words like...Fink and Ello and Bleedin Ell and ffs....oh the list goes on......do you fink I will get a Knighthood:-3:D