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Hamster wrote: Jimbo do I ask too many questions?




no hambo if you dont ask you dont learn quite what you think you could learn from an uneducated oaf like me , i am not sure

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I ..AM...A... DORIS ,right:-5 and diamonds are a girls best friend . What is a mans best friend .
its something he always loves to have his hand on and fiddle with all night





yes the tv remote control :-6

Galbally wrote: Who know's but they could probably get a job if Culture Club ever get back together again.



Sorry Jimbo, had to answer that one.


its ok mr g iggy pop has made a comeback also

Hamster wrote: Jimbo will I ever be able to stop asking questions?


no its a woman self protection reflex if a guy dont want to talk they ask questions so without even realising your in a conversation .....doh very clever hambo :sneaky:

Wendybird wrote: What you mean rear?



Does my bum look big in this post?






well spotted sue wants the pc back and i'm rushing and misstyped fear with rear



and the only place your bum dont look big is in the dark thats what i would of said but i know you are slim and fit so i wont

good bye sue has taken back the pc :-1 :-1

helefra wrote: Oh yes, I remember that one, I wish I had that gift. :sneaky:




dont worry i bet your just like her in real life ......... carter that is :wah: :wah: :wah:

jimbo wrote: i can honestly say i have never chatted up any woman ever or asked any one out , any one i,ve ever been with has done all the running :-3 :-3
i have been asked by the management to point out that i did my fair share of stalking at the start of this relationship



but honest i'd formed my own neighbourhood watch scheme and it just happened that i started at her house an honest mistake on her part i can concede

jimbo wrote: i have been asked by the management to point out that i did my fair share of stalking at the start of this relationship



but honest i'd formed my own neighbourhood watch scheme and it just happened that i started at her house an honest mistake on her part i can concede


Jimbo been telling porkies again ...bad jimbo

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Jimbo been telling porkies again ...bad jimbo


you did not believe that did ya :wah:

Hey Jimbo, hope you didn't think I'd forgotten you.



What I want to know is, why do builders like to show off their bum cleavage?



Why don't they just buy bigger trousers or tighter belts?



It's really not a good look for most men.

Would you be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark and in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small but there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

Imladris wrote: Hey Jimbo, hope you didn't think I'd forgotten you.



What I want to know is, why do builders like to show off their bum cleavage?



Why don't they just buy bigger trousers or tighter belts?



It's really not a good look for most men.


i dont show off my bum cleavage i dont have one honest



its normally guys who have massive bellys and tight belts on small trousers



its great when you work with these guys a shovell full of wet cement accidently dropped in the wrong place whilst they are bending over can really ruin their day:wah: :wah: :wah:

Nomad wrote: Would you be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark and in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small but there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.



not at all buddy strange things happen at sea

jimbo wrote: not at all buddy strange things happen at sea


Jimbo, why have I got a strange feeling of deja-vu?

Imladris wrote: Jimbo, why have I got a strange feeling of deja-vu?


you allready said that didnt you ?



sorry my pc is going really slow double posted

i got up and saw this thread was on page 4 i thought ha ha its nearly over but the i girl revived it but i'm still not hacked off :wah:



by the way ask suzy seems to have gone off the screen now if some one was to bring that back up nomad he he he sue would be well hacked off :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo wrote: i got up and saw this thread was on page 4 i thought ha ha its nearly over but the i girl revived it but i'm still not hacked off :wah:



by the way ask suzy seems to have gone off the screen now if some one was to bring that back up nomad he he he sue would be well hacked off :sneaky: :sneaky:


Jimbo sweetie, you will be eventually!!

xxx

Or Suzy could start hacking off bits of Jimbo, just for fun!!:sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo.....Are you hacked off with people asking if you are hacked off?


hamsbo is that like a hamster asbo ??:wah:





no i never get hacked off much except by only suzy knows must pay her to keep quite



you could always ask har youself but that would me reviving tha ask suzy anything thread mwaoooh mwaaaooohhh mwaaaoooohh :wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo are you asking for someone to revive that thread??


no its total pants take a look :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Who's the person that's annoyed you most...... ever?

Jimbo - why haven't you answered hammy?



Also - how many hours do you spend online? :rolleyes:

In the absence of any advice from Jimbo, I'd have trout.

Quarter of lemon, some herbs - wrap the lot in tin foil and stick it in th'oven.

Hamster wrote: Jimbo should I buy trout or mackarel??


mackarel is for cat food..:wah:

Supersilly@rse wrote: Who's the person that's annoyed you most...... ever?


real life you honestly want to know my father



when my daughter died my father offered to pay the funeral costs and i could pay him back in a month



i paid him i did not ask to see the bill for reasons that don't need explaining



a few months later i went to his farm there was the bill not only had he not paid it he had put £60 on top i did not speak to him for years only when my younger brother died did we talk we have not spoken for 2 years i doubt if we will ever again there are some things even i cant forgive



girls punching you in the face is pretty annoying but thats another story :wah:

jimbo wrote: real life you honestly want to know my father



when my daughter died my father offered to pay the funeral costs and i could pay him back in a month



i paid him i did not ask to see the bill for reasons that don't need explaining



a few months later i went to his farm there was the bill not only had he not paid it he had put £60 on top i did not speak to him for years only when my younger brother died did we talk we have not spoken for 2 years i doubt if we will ever again there are some things even i cant forgive



girls punching you in the face is pretty annoying but thats another story :wah:


That's horrible, families can be crap.



:yh_hugs

jimbo wrote:

girls punching you in the face is pretty annoying but thats another story :wah:


Sorry to hear about your father. That must have been hard to deal with. You've certaihly had a lot of grief in your life haven't you?

I want to hear more about the above though!!!!!????

Supersilly@rse wrote: Sorry to hear about your father. That must have been hard to deal with. You've certaihly had a lot of grief in your life haven't you?



I want to hear more about the above though!!!!!????


long time ago a girl friend NOT SUE was really into kick boxing and me little ole jimbo must of said something to upset her and she punched me very hard in the ear my ear bled for 3 days but we are really good friends now though



i do keep my hands covering my face and wear a gumshield if she is about :wah: :wah:



you guys getting hacked off yet :wah:

jimbo wrote:



you guys getting hacked off yet :wah:


No, you?

Imladris wrote: That's horrible, families can be crap.



:yh_hugs


the most beautiful of diamonds only sparkles the way it does because of abrasion .. i like to think although i have had it hard it has shaped me and made me the kind caring lovable lummox i am today :-4

jimbo wrote: long time ago a girl friend NOT SUE was really into kick boxing and me little ole jimbo must of said something to upset her and she punched me very hard in the ear my ear bled for 3 days but we are really good friends now though



i do keep my hands covering my face and wear a gumshield if she is about :wah: :wah:



you guys getting hacked off yet :wah:


You must be quite forgiving then. I couldn't forgive someone if they walloped me!

Either that or you like pain?: :sneaky:

Supersilly@rse wrote: You must be quite forgiving then. I couldn't forgive someone if they walloped me!



Either that or you like pain?: :sneaky:


hey whats a little punch in the head between friends the training i do i get the crap kicked twisted and slammed outa me twice a week



besides good friends are hard to find . her and suzy are mates now



maybe suzy is looking for back up :wah:

jimbo wrote: hey whats a little punch in the head between friends the training i do i get the crap kicked twisted and slammed outa me twice a week



besides good friends are hard to find . her and suzy are mates now



maybe suzy is looking for back up :wah:


Oh, Ok if you're used to it I guess that's a different matter!

Cool that they're mates now. Most of my exes girlfriends are psychos and hate me! :wah:

Maybe I'm the common denominator!?!?!?!?

Supersilly@rse wrote: Oh, Ok if you're used to it I guess that's a different matter!



Cool that they're mates now. Most of my exes girlfriends are psychos and hate me! :wah:



Maybe I'm the common denominator!?!?!?!?


sue hates all my other exes with a vengence



but i dont hate sue exes though just too many people to fall out with:wah:



only joking :wah:

jimbo wrote: sue hates all my other exes with a vengence



but i dont hate sue exes though just too many people to fall out with:wah:



only joking :wah:


Ouch! You're in trouble now!!! :wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo did you miss me whilst I was out?


yup i missed ya i'm a lousy shot:wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo do you think I ate too much?? I went to a restaurant..


hamsters seldom eat to much they store it in their cheeks for laters :wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo what is the best remedy for indigestion???


jack daniels the cuase of and cure for all lifes problems after 20 large ones you will throw up and presto no tummy probs :wah: