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Pinky wrote: C'mon Hammy, lets bat our eyelashes at him!


Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?

Pinky wrote: It's probably just me again :rolleyes:


Dont forget Hammy....

Hamster wrote: *Batting.....*

Why K...you are becoming very red!:D


Stop teasing :rolleyes:

Pinky wrote: Hammy is a hottie...I've met her in RL!


Yes, if that is her in the photo she is very beautiful.

Pinky wrote: Yeah, maybe ya should take some of those warm clothes off K! :yh_giggle


I seem to not be able to get the buttons off....:-3

Can you help me with that?

Pinky wrote: Oh, come here then...I can't seem to manage either, maybe I need to use my teeth as well...


Oh to hell with it, just rip it off!

(Looks around noticing I'm the only one that is serious)

"Wow, that was rather embarrassing, wasn't it"?

Pinky wrote: Aw, bless! It's only me and Hammy, you don't need to be embarrassed in front of us!:-6


Wait a minute, no one said anything about whips now --

This is getting too out of hand.

(Just kidding)

Pinky wrote: Oh damn, ya saw the whip!!

I tried to hide it in my bag, but it must have fallen out:-3

What about you then eh? I can see that hairbrush you've got there:D


What this ole thing? Its just a rather large toothbrush.

Pinky wrote: You're very organised...you even thought to bring your toothbrush!!!

Hope ya brought an alarm clock too, haha!


I'm too frightened to go to sleep.

Lose somethin', Pinkster?

*Grabs some hay for my pets... *

*notices a bruised bum hangin' out...* :-2

Oh! sorry I didn't realise that anyone was in there.

*reaches in and grabs another big handful* :sneaky:

G-man wrote: *Grabs some hay for my pets... *

*notices a bruised bum hangin' out...* :-2

Oh! sorry I didn't realise that anyone was in there.

*reaches in and grabs another big handful* :sneaky:


GMan

That's funny

This thread is sooo funny, i bet everyone is going through every post looking for their name, pretending it does't matter if they're name is not there but secretly wishing it is!!!!!! The funny thing is for the people who see their name i bet they're going to have a great day and for all the others they're going to be feelin !!!

Am I weird for finding emus sexy now? I'd roll with any lady emu here, not to mention a bunny or two, etc.

Just read your post, found that really strange but I just got it..... i think. You didn't mean literally or did you????????????

SuzyB wrote: Just read your post, found that really strange but I just got it..... i think. You didn't mean literally or did you????????????

Accountable wrote: Am I weird for finding emus sexy now? I'd roll with any lady emu here, not to mention a bunny or two, etc.


*gets hackles up, pushes away emus and bunnies*



Yeah but will they make you breakfast in the morning??! And uh...stuff?

ain't touchin that. ain't touchin it.

Pinky wrote: Hehe!!!! It's been bloody good fun anyway!

I think I should have been a bloke...they reckon it goes through their minds every six seconds or something like that....
Come off it Pinky - have you totted up the number of female postings to this topic, against those of the males?!

And looking at the postings since .......... well there doesn't seem to be even a ONE second gap, and it certainly isn't the blokes!

Great, isn't it?!

meltonpie wrote:

Come off it Pinky - have you totted up the number of female postings to this topic, against those of the males?!

And looking at the postings since .......... well there doesn't seem to be even a ONE second gap, and it certainly isn't the blokes!

Great, isn't it?!
Maybe that's because you ladies just talk about it, and we guys are doin' somethin' about it.

















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Waitaminnit, that didn't sound right, did it? :-3

















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Hamster wrote: MP is right though eh?? As soon as woman see a thread with "Sex" in the title we jump on it....

if you pardon the pun :-3


Maybe thats because you're not doing it right....

:wah:

Hamster wrote: I've er..never had any complaints so far....:wah:

Care to elaborate on your technique???


Right, I'm sure you haven't....but what about him?? :wah:

I couldn't elaborate per-say.....I usually respond to the nature of the situation as opposed to premeditative passion.

[QUOTE=K.Snyder]Right, I'm sure you haven't....but what about him?? :wah:

That is so funny it made me lol :wah:

Pinky wrote: Maybe! If I can get the money.

Shame he wasn't around when I had that king size bed and huge jacuzzi when I was there last time...:sneaky:
DAMMIT!!

Floppy said i should get in the car and go with her.

*starts slapping forehead*

OpenMind wrote: Not that open, thanks.:wah:
leaving it alone.

Iowa hay is MUCH more comfortable and lasts a lot longer than your typical English variety.