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Good morning Ladies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As FG Fire Warden it is my duty to let you all know that this thread must be evacuated pronto and forthwith. Leave your valuables behind and form an orderly line as you exit........................ TLW

yeah Pam...i'll direct traffic :sneaky:

AussiePam wrote: Good morning Ladies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As FG Fire Warden it is my duty to let you all know that this thread must be evacuated pronto and forthwith. Leave your valuables behind and form an orderly line as you exit........................ TLW


I see no fire. I think it's a cunning plan to keep us away

Theia.. you heard LC !!! Git yer cute little @#% the heck outta here - while we official folk do the usual inspection. TLW

AussiePam wrote: Theia.. you heard LC !!! Git yer cute little @#% the heck outta here - while we official folk do the usual inspection. TLW


I've got a slight problem here...I'm usually a trusting sort of person but I've got a feeling, only a feeling, mind you, that all is not as it seems. I can't smell smoke, I can't see flames, I don't hear the siren of the fire engine...I would usually obey officialdom but this time...well...

*theia dons a puzzled look and wonders to herself*

i'm undercover *heh heh*

And you look quite fascinating disguised as a gum tree, LC. Perhaps we don't argue anymore with Theia. Should we just clobber her and toss her out the window? For her own good, of course!!!

yes...hey Theia, this place is closed off until further notice, see the police tape? just leave all your jewelry in the kangaroo's pouch. under the gum tree.

I gotta luvya LC - you're a real pro at this!!!

lady cop wrote: yes...hey Theia, this place is closed off until further notice, see the police tape? just leave all your jewelry in the kangaroo's pouch. under the gum tree.


*theia begrudgingly obliges and slopes away, mumbling to herself...she's a broken woman...she turns...the kangaroo and the gum tree have disappeared...*

NOTICE....TLW is off limits to everyone. except me. :wah:

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lady cop wrote: NOTICE....TLW is off limits to everyone. except me. :wah:
Stealing from a cop....I'm so ashamed....



But, I can live with it, as long as I have TLW!!! :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: Stealing from a cop....I'm so ashamed....



:yh_rotflyou have the right to remain silent ...but i don't have to! :p

Never give up!! Never surrender!! Fight to the death!! Fight, FIGHT!!!

TLW is MINE!!!

*theia puts on her sweetest, kindest smile and gently holds out her hand to Pam for TLW*

Grin!!! What more can a girl say... What about a truce Theia???? Lemme escort you outta here into the pub, just while the radiation experts come in and decontaminate the toxic substance spill. Maybe they can have TLW

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Truce, Pam.



(le dernier mot)

dum de dum dum dum.......TLW

Oh so now we're playing ze French card, Theia. I speak French - so you won't get away with that !!!! As for your evil colleagues, Clipper and Basco - if they know what's good for them zay veel go take a hike!!!!!! L D M !!!

Hi ho hi ho....it's off with TLW I go!

That eructation is not a word!!!!!

now appearing in the pub ladies! one night only! better get over there.............:sneaky:

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Clipper wrote: THEM GUYS AIN'T REAL.....:-5 and the silicone estrogen rockettes are??? hahahahahahaha

Pam emerges from her third cold shower in two mins... TLW

No half dressed men struttin there stuff is going to keep me from having "TLW"

CARLA wrote: No half dressed men struttin there stuff is going to keep me from having "TLW" ;)yeah, right! :yh_rotfl :yh_liar :p see you in the pub for the last show! LOL

Well it sounded good anyway..!!

[QUOTE]Yeah, right! see you in the pub for the last show! LOL[/QUOTE] :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

* Yawning and bleary eyed, theia sips at her first cup of tea of the morning and takes a drag of her ciggie. "This is all too easy" she muses, wisely, "They're all asleep." She reaches out and claims ultima palabra for herself *

Ahhh, but we're not ALL asleep, Theia!! Better get some more of that coffee in you, because I'm still lurking about and now I have TLW....

You may be sneaky, but your longevity leaves much to be desired....TLW :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: Ahhh, but we're not ALL asleep, Theia!! Better get some more of that coffee in you, because I'm still lurking about and now I have TLW....


Whoops, didn't see you there BR. I must have been still half asleep.

Lurkers and Sneakers.... and Spanish speakers.. . But crikey and struth and stone the crows... as long as I don't post large exclamation mark lines, keep my nose clean, don't **** off the Management and generally "comport myself in a dignified manner" - (get real!!!) I'm in here to bloody stay. And I'll have .... le dernier putain de mot. The ultima palabra.. das letzte verdammte Wort .... THE LAST WOID !!! Capeeeesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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I actually typed a four letter word beginning with p and rhyming with kiss and it got rendered into asterisks... WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that a really bad word in the FG???? I gotta watch EVERYTHING...

Heh,heh...you can't be half anything when BR's around! I've got it back. TLW!!

I keep forgetting, what does TLW mean again?:wah:

Nar

No Way

It's usually so quiet here first thing in GMT morning. What's happened? I expected to be able to hold on to TLW for the rest of the day withough needing to interrupt my getting ready routine to check if I've lost it! Life is unfair :-1