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CountryDweller wrote: The one who always farts! Pooey! :wah:

Which is worse:

one that eats all the time at their desk

or

one who has too many photo's on their desk?


the constant eater...........

Which is worse?

Having a friend with secrets

or

Having secrets from your friend

SOJOURNER wrote: the constant eater...........

Which is worse?

Having a friend with secrets

or

Having secrets from your friend


Really...neither, but if I have to choose: a friend with secrets!

Which is worse?

Not really knowing a person well

or knowing them too well?

Lil~Basco wrote: Really...neither, but if I have to choose: a friend with secrets!

Which is worse?

Not really knowing a person well

or knowing them too well?


TOO WELL



WHICH IS WORSE?

A person who can't take a joke played on them

or

A person who plays too many jokes on people

SOJOURNER wrote: TOO WELL



WHICH IS WORSE?

A person who can't take a joke played on them

or

A person who plays too many jokes on people
A person who can't take a joke.

Which is worse:

going to the pub and having no one there

or

going anyhow and making some fun?

Lil~Basco wrote: A person who can't take a joke.

Which is worse:

going to the pub and having no one there

or

going anyhow and making some fun?


the humorless person



Which is worse?

Going to your class reunion and no one remembers you

or

Going to your class reunion and you don't remember anyone

SOJOURNER wrote: the humorless person



Which is worse?

Going to your class reunion and no one remembers you

or

Going to your class reunion and you don't remember anyone


No one remembers you.

Which is worse?

Having no milk for your cereal

or

having no cereal to go with the milk?

Definitely no milk! Without milk you can't have tea or coffee! Yikes!

Which is worse...

Getting crotchless panties and a peep-hole bra for Christmas from your father in law or getting a vomit-coloured granny-style underwear set from your mother in law? ho ho ho :wah:

Lil~Basco wrote: No one remembers you.

Which is worse?

Having no milk for your cereal

or

having no cereal to go with the milk?
Having no milk.

Which is worse?

A sprained ankle

or

broken arm?

Rapunzel wrote: Definitely no milk! Without milk you can't have tea or coffee! Yikes!

Which is worse...

Getting crotchless panties and a peep-hole bra for Christmas from your father in law or getting a vomit-coloured granny-style underwear set from your mother in law? ho ho ho :wah:


:o Opps...posted at the same time...

Crotchless panites from the father-in-law. Tho, the granny undies don't sound great either! :wah:

Which is worse:

A sprained ankle or broken arm?

CountryDweller wrote: Opps...posted at the same time...

Crotchless panites from the father-in-law. Tho, the granny undies don't sound great either! :wah:

Which is worse:

A sprained ankle or broken arm?


BROKEN ARM



WHICH IS WORSE?



BEING AN ONLY CHILD

OR

NOT BEING ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH THE REST OF YOUR SIBLINGS

Not being on speaking terms with the rest of my siblings.

Which is worse?

To lose the one you've loved

Or to have never loved before?

sherry wrote: Not being on speaking terms with the rest of my siblings.

Which is worse?

To lose the one you've loved

Or to have never loved before?


To loose the one you've loved, for sure!:(

Which is worse:

cooking for a crowd or cooking for yourself?

Lil~Basco wrote: To loose the one you've loved, for sure!:(

Which is worse:

cooking for a crowd or cooking for yourself?
Cooking for yourself

Which is worse:

A bad hair day or a bad attitude?

SOJOURNER wrote: SNUFF KISSER

Which is worse?

Finding a worm in your salad

or

Seeing mouse droppings on the tablecloth


The droppings because:

if the worm is alive and tucking in, at least you know the salad's safe.

They don't eat much anyway!

if there are droppings on the tablecloth (yuck) nothing there is safe to eat.

CountryDweller wrote: Cooking for yourself

Which is worse:

A bad hair day or a bad attitude?


bad attitude

which is worse?

Having trouble sleeping

or

Sleeping too much

SOJOURNER wrote:

which is worse?

Having trouble sleeping

or

Sleeping too much


Having trouble sleeping.

Which is worse?

Not enough hours in a day to do what you'd like to do

or

too much time on your hands?

CountryDweller wrote: Having trouble sleeping.

Which is worse?

Not enough hours in a day to do what you'd like to do

or

too much time on your hands?


Not enough hours in a day!

Which is worse?

Baking up a storm and eating it

or

not baking at all?

Lil~Basco wrote: Not enough hours in a day!

Which is worse?

Baking up a storm and eating it

or

not baking at all?


Baking and eating



Which is worse?

Having thick ankles

or

having a thick waist

Ankles ???





Which is worse ?



Dropping 1000' in an airplane during a storm or getting stranded upside down on an amusement park ride ?

Nomad wrote: Ankles ???





Which is worse ?



Dropping 1000' in an airplane during a storm or getting stranded upside down on an amusement park ride ?


the amusement ride hang up

Which is worst being lost in the woods at nite, or being stranded on a desolate highway in the dark?

minks wrote: the amusement ride hang up



Which is worst being lost in the woods at nite, or being stranded on a desolate highway in the dark?


Desolate highway...thats where the real freaks are.



Whats worse ?

Getting on an elevator with an extremely attractive woman/man on an extremely ugly day with a pimple to top it off...

or having to speak to someone when you know you have bad breathe ?

Nomad wrote: Desolate highway...thats where the real freaks are.



Whats worse ?

Getting on an elevator with an extremely attractive woman/man on an extremely ugly day with a pimple to top it off...

or having to speak to someone when you know you have bad breathe ?


talking with bad breath



Wich is worse?

Having a hole in the sole of your shoe

or

Having a hole in the elbow of your jacket

SOJOURNER wrote: talking with bad breath



Wich is worse?

Having a hole in the sole of your shoe

or

Having a hole in the elbow of your jacket
Hole in your shoe especially when it's wet outside!

Which is worse?

Not answering the telephone when someon calls

or

not returning telephone calls?

I'd rather have my period everyday for the rest of my life than experience dry socket again! I just had my wisdom teeth removed and have been out of work for 5 days!

CountryDweller wrote: Hole in your shoe especially when it's wet outside!

Which is worse?

Not answering the telephone when someon calls

or

not returning telephone calls?


not returning calls

Which is worse?

Being the grinch in the rah-rah holiday group

or

Being the rah-rah person in the grinch group

SOJOURNER wrote: not returning calls

Which is worse?

Being the grinch in the rah-rah holiday group

or

Being the rah-rah person in the grinch group


Being the rah-rah person in the grinch group. No win situation there!

Which is worse?

having the flu

or

a sinus infection with an earache?

Lil~Basco wrote: Being the rah-rah person in the grinch group. No win situation there!

Which is worse?

having the flu

or

a sinus infection with an earache?


FLU

which is worse?

having a root canal

or

having a tooth pulled

SOJOURNER wrote: FLU

which is worse?

having a root canal

or

having a tooth pulled


Having a tooth pulled



Which is worse?



Panicking because you have so much to do and can't get started or

panicking because you get started and realise you haven't the time to do half of what you have to do?

theia wrote: Having a tooth pulled



Which is worse?



Panicking because you have so much to do and can't get started or

panicking because you get started and realise you haven't the time to do half of what you have to do?


panicking over inability to begin

Which is worse?

Being operated on my a surgeon who you just found out has many malpractice suits against him

or

Being in the middle of a root canal and finding out your are the dentist's first professional patient

skittles2004 wrote: Being in the middle of a root canal and finding out your are the dentist's first professional patient

Finding out your gay in a shower room

Finding out your gay while kissing your husband slash bride to be?


kissing partner to be

Which is worse?



Never being able to have coffee (or tea) again

or

Never being able to have any kind of sweets again

skittles2004 wrote:

Dying and finding out that there is a hell

Dying and finding out that everything you lived for was a waiste?


Dying and finding out that everything you lived for was a waste!

Getting out of the shower and not having a towel to dry off

or

having no soap to wash with?

Lil~Basco wrote: Dying and finding out that everything you lived for was a waste!

Getting out of the shower and not having a towel to dry off

or

having no soap to wash with?


No towel hehehe one can always wash again after they fetch soap

Which is worst?

No TP in a public washroom

Tooting in a public washroom

tooting in a public washroom

brains but no alcahol :-5

alcahol but no brains :rolleyes:

ladyritz wrote: tooting in a public washroom

brains but no alcahol :-5

alcahol but no brains :rolleyes:


anything with no brains is WORST

Which is worse?

Losing all your teeth

or

Losing all your hair ( all of it - eyebrows included)

SOJOURNER wrote: anything with no brains is WORST

Which is worse?

Losing all your teeth

or

Losing all your hair ( all of it - eyebrows included)


loosing all your teeth

Which is worse?

Christmas without snow

or

two feet of snow for Christmas?

Lil~Basco wrote: loosing all your teeth

Which is worse?

Christmas without snow

or

two feet of snow for Christmas?


W/O SNOW

Which is worse?

Being mentally ill

or

Having a very low IQ

Aren't they nearly the same? I suppose the friend who passes away after you've told them to go to hell.

Since I'm stuck at home and getting kind of stir-crazy, daytime soap operas or daytime talk shows?

day time soap opera's....gawd! Can see the same stuff go on in real life.

Which is worse:

receiving booze for a gift and you do not drink

or

being overwhelmed with baked goods at the Holiday's?

Lil~Basco wrote: day time soap opera's....gawd! Can see the same stuff go on in real life.

Which is worse:

receiving booze for a gift and you do not drink

or

being overwhelmed with baked goods at the Holiday's?


Booze

Which is worse?

having pain in your neck

or

having pain in your lower back

SOJOURNER wrote: Booze

Which is worse?

having pain in your neck

or

having pain in your lower back


Ouch.....but lower back pain is the pits!

Which is worse:

making a new friend to find out later he/she was just using you

or

being a hermit?

Lil~Basco wrote: Ouch.....but lower back pain is the pits!

Which is worse:

making a new friend to find out later he/she was just using you

or

being a hermit?


Being a hermit ... I don't want to talk to myself all day long (even though I think I already do that).

Which is worse:

Picking your nose and flicking it out the window?

OR

Picking your nose and eating it?

Penelope_Pitstop wrote: Being a hermit ... I don't want to talk to myself all day long (even though I think I already do that).

Which is worse:

Picking your nose and flicking it out the window?

OR

Picking your nose and eating it?


Is the window open? hehehe :wah:

Seriously...masticating the contents has got to be a no-no (no-no-nose! lol!)

Although my sons science teacher told his class recently that the contents of your nose are full of iron and therefore good for you! ewwwwwwwww...

Which is worse:

picking your nose or picking your bum ~ in public?

Sorry, I'm definitely stuck in an ewwwwwwwwww moment! :p :wah:

Definitely the butt, IMO. But for some reason, people really try to avoid you if you're caught with a finger in your nose despite the fact that most noses are much cleaner than anything within the bum region .

Since we're onto the yucky, passing wind in public or holding it in b/c you're in public?

bel_thatch wrote: Definitely the butt, IMO. But for some reason, people really try to avoid you if you're caught with a finger in your nose despite the fact that most noses are much cleaner than anything within the bum region .

Since we're onto the yucky, passing wind in public or holding it in b/c you're in public?


Holding it in....it'll give ya a belly ache, so let 'er rip! :p

Which is worse?

throwing up in a public place or watching someone else do it?

Lil~Basco wrote: Holding it in....it'll give ya a belly ache, so let 'er rip! :p

Which is worse?

throwing up in a public place or watching someone else do it?


eeewwwwwww....watching someone else!

Which is worse?

someone's feet stinking so badly that they gag you

or

rotten eggs?

good gawd! you people are sick and twisted.:yh_sick

CountryDweller wrote: eeewwwwwww....watching someone else!

Which is worse?

someone's feet stinking so badly that they gag you

or

rotten eggs?


I see we're sticking with the ewwwwwwwwwww moment then! Lol! :wah:

I would definitely say the feet! That horrible, rank, cheesy, sweaty stink that hangs around for ages and makes you want to hurl! Yuck!

Gross! Sorry! :p

Which is worse?

An infant with continuous projectile vomiting or constant liquid diarrhoea?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww......this gets worse! pmsl! :yh_rotfl