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they're on bread and water as we speak.

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lady cop wrote: ...


HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

i thought the grinch would like that :yh_bigsmi

bumps shamelessly....let's not get too sentimental here. santa is a humbug!

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I heard that...................:wah:

santa wrote: I heard that...................:wah:more bad checks for me *sigh*.........have another drink santy!

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I like this one

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this one's pretty good too.:sneaky:

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You've all heard the story

About Rudolph and his nose

But I'll tell you a Christmas tale

That never has been told

You may think you've heard it all

But you ain't heard nothing yet

About that crazy Christmas

That the North Pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather

He had to call in sick

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks

He said "Santa's really countin' on me

And I hate to pass the buck"

Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"

And he jumped in his pickup truck

When Leroy got to the North Pole

All the reindeer snickered and laughed

They'd never seen a deer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat

But Santa steped in and said "Just calm down"

Cause we've all got a job to do

And like it or not, Leroy's in charge

And he's gonna be leadin' you"

And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh

Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way

He's just a down home, party-animal

Two-stepping across the sky

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night

Before that night was over

Leroy had changed their tune

He had'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof

By the light of the neon moon

Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie flag

He was havin' the time of his life.

And you could hear him call

"Merry Christmas to ya'll

And to all of ya'll a goodnight"

And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh

Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way

He's just a down home, party-animal

Two-stepping across the sky

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night

He mixed jingle bells with rebel yell

And made history that night

if this is too dirty, the mods have my permission to remove it.

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no, it's suitably naughty. :rolleyes:

Wolverine wrote: if this is too dirty, the mods have my permission to remove it.


not nice

Poor Uncle Elmo, too much peppermint schnapps...................

Norwegian Santas get off to disastrous start:D

in the true spirit of Christmas and giving my landlord dropped off a lovely poinsettia for me today. i was very touched. then i discovered the little gift tucked in the leaves....an announcement my rent would increase as of jan. 1.--- now that's classy! :p BAH HUMBUG!!!!

You are kidding me!! The nerve!! That's awful!



:mad:

the REAL santa! CRUELTY TO REINDEER! :-1 ........click for the evidence!

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Redneck Christmas decoration. my neighbor three houses down.

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Top 10 Elvish "Pet Peeves"

10. After too much egg nog, Mrs Claus starts telling "short" jokes

9. Ever since hitting the "Big Time," the Keeblers pretend they don't know us.

8. When Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make my butt look big?"

7. That idiot Blitzen; always mistaking you for a chew-toy

6. We now have to work thru our lunch break thank to the McCaughley septuplets.

5. Santa decides to do a Cannonball, just when you get nice and relaxed in the Hot-tub

4. It's a little over 1,000 miles to the nearest Pub.

3. On census forms, there's no box marked "ELF"

2. Too easy to get a run in tights when taking off Bright PINK snow suit

1. Health insurance doesn't cover Sleigh Rash.

This is proof that Nomad is Santa....

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and a bump for Minks and Chonsi and the other Christmas lovers! :wah: Bah Humbug 2006.

lady cop;467404 wrote: and a bump for Minks and Chonsi and the other Christmas lovers! :wah: Bah Humbug 2006.


:wah: I heard that!

chonsigirl;467438 wrote: :wah: I heard that!because you have big ears! :p

Doesn't seem like a year since we had fun with this..

lady cop;467440 wrote: because you have big ears! :p


:wah: The better to hear you with, O Grinchie-Poo.....................

and we're off!!! ho ho ho :yh_dance (look out, Bez is a spy!)

Bez is one of the Christmas angels.................

She's a spy for our side!:)

chonsigirl;467454 wrote: Bez is one of the Christmas angels.................



She's a spy for our side!:)




Ooooops....I'm in the wrong 'camp'.....

Oh, such a pretty angel avatar too, Bez.............................

chonsigirl;467473 wrote: Oh, such a pretty angel avatar too, Bez.............................


Well you inspired me Chonsi

You make a pretty angel.

you two can just take all that niceness out of the bah humbug thread! :yh_sick

Is the Grinch feeling the goodness............................

Maybe we need to bump the Hooray for Christmas Thread.....................

LC you keep it up and you are getting a grubby rubber boot for christmas!!!

minks;467631 wrote: LC you keep it up and you are getting a grubby rubber boot for christmas!!!so you'll be hiding rocks in snowballs again Miss Christmas spirit? :wah: ~~~~~~~i read this entire thread again today, and laughed with the great memories and fun!!

Santa's limbering up to do battle with the Bah Hum-Buggers

abbey;467682 wrote: Santa's limbering up to do battle with the Bah Hum-Buggers




Wow, Santa does aerobics! What a man!:-4

Wendybird;467687 wrote: *kicks Santa in the Roast Chestnuts* :sneaky:



I would officially like to apply for membership of the grinch/bah humbug party!



I HATE Christmas! Commercialised holiday that makes you spend too much money on things that nobody actually wants or needs - feeling guilty when someone buys you a gift and you forgot to buy them something - having to put up a god darn green tree thing and decorate it with tacky plastic and glass things - writing out a million cards and STILL forgetting to send one to your sister! Eating enough food in one day to feed an african village for a week - and watching the same old films every single year.



And DO NOT get me started on carol singers! :-5



BAH HUMBUG!








Snowflakes and ice skating

Warm lights spilling out into the streets

Family friends and loved ones

The aroma of cookies and treats

And yes even carolers :-4

ba rum pa pum pum............ahhhhhhh

Christmas is always a stressful time of year for me trying to make sure everyone has a nice Christmas. This year is going to be even more stressful since Al got laid off today. Bah freaken Humbug!

Peg;467808 wrote: Christmas is always a stressful time of year for me trying to make sure everyone has a nice Christmas. This year is going to be even more stressful since Al got laid off today. Bah freaken Humbug!






Ouch. Im sorry. Its happening everywhere, we have 9 more people leaving Dec. 15.

I am sorry.

I hope they had the decency to give him a package.

:-1 Oh, I am sorry to hear that, Peg.

Peg;467808 wrote: Christmas is always a stressful time of year for me trying to make sure everyone has a nice Christmas. This year is going to be even more stressful since Al got laid off today. Bah freaken Humbug!
:( Bad news Peg, i hope something turns up for you.

lady cop;467636 wrote: so you'll be hiding rocks in snowballs again Miss Christmas spirit? :wah: ~~~~~~~i read this entire thread again today, and laughed with the great memories and fun!!


ahahahahaha, tis the canadian way

Peg;467808 wrote: Christmas is always a stressful time of year for me trying to make sure everyone has a nice Christmas. This year is going to be even more stressful since Al got laid off today. Bah freaken Humbug!


Aw Peg that is lousy timing.

Well I guess you just have to keep chirstmas ultra simple then.

Try not to stress too much, it's not spose to be stressing...

Bendybird, christmas is a commercialized as we make it, you have the power to keep your own christmas as simple and cheap and meaningful as you choose. I hope you don't get the christmas depression

Sleighbells Ring, are you listening......

Yeah just go have fun with it, who gives a rip about the perfect decoration, meal or gift, it's about love

OOOO I ought to smoke more pot ahahahaha