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Nomad wrote: We got a good snow yesterday minksy and the ice is moving out so the skates are coming out soon I hope


oooo swweet we got a pile of snow yesterday too, I can't wait to get skating.

Far Rider wrote: Minks! Good Mornin, *kisses cheek* Hey let me take you to the pub and away from all this Nomad banter.... just let him turn, its ok..c'mon...*takes Minks by the hand*

C'mon... I got a nice hot caffe and a white powder jelly for ya!


ahahaha I can't be bribed Farlie, and I know Nomad likes christmas so nice try poopee pantz

minks wrote: oooo swweet we got a pile of snow yesterday too, I can't wait to get skating.
We have one very special place, its 3 ponds connected by a winding river..its all lit up with lanterns, music is piped in, overhead foot bridges a warming house and a big outdoor fireplace. Its a mile and a half one end to the other, really cool place at night.

Nomad wrote: We have one very special place, its 3 ponds connected by a winding river..its all lit up with lanterns, music is piped in, overhead foot bridges a warming house and a big outdoor fireplace. Its a mile and a half one end to the other, really cool place at night.
awesome, my parents live in a lovely community that has a small man made lake, they clear the perimeter with a zambonie and it is lit by moonlite. In the park around the lake they have tons of christmas lights as well as a small skating rink and a huge fire pit. I am dying to take the beau skating, very romantic and he has only been 1-2 times.

Far Rider wrote: Need a racing team pardner? oh sorry I screwed up my knee so im out of commission, but that sounds awesome Nomad!
I saw you like to skate somewhere far guy. When I moved back up north the 1st thing I did was buy skates a stick and some pucks.

chonsigirl wrote: I have a mouse problem in my classroom-and it is not a live mouse either. There is a dead one in the back of my little refrigerator, where I stash my diet cokes. The janitor cannot get it out-I think I will have to trash the stash. But the janitor hasn't come back yet. But my room smells so bad, and the kids of course put on great dramatic "airs" about the whole ordeal. I am not allowed to light scented candles, use spray or anything in the classroom, per admin rules. Any suggestions so I can get through today and be able to actually want to eat something when I get home? (can't for 2 days, it is bad)


That sounds like it could be a song.

(kind of like "dead skunk in the middle of the road"

Salamanders ? You really cant go wrong with a thread on salamanders.

flopstock wrote: i've decided to start another thread...time to get out of my shell..what's a good subject to do a thread on? One has to assume that discussing sex all the time gets boring for normal folks...so give me some ideas here....i'll be back to check out ideas after i go see what topics haven't been used much

here...



Already considered and rejected as perhaps too controversial :



Checkers: Grossly Underestimated as a Competitive Sport..

Checkers and the President : Stories about the dogs life and his part in the bringing down of a presidency...

Checkers Next: Why Do Those Folks Appear Not To See Us Standing There...?



And then there's the yoyo........

But like I said..I'll be back!:D


Food

Ever wonder how hard it would be to kick a rock everywhere you went?



*I think I could do it except for the bathtub.*



:yh_battin

Far Rider wrote: im a skating mad man... this time of the year there are open air arenas in Sanfrancisco in Union square, In Sacramento at the K street mall, My town has two indoor arenas one is for open skating and the price isnt too bad, and one is for youth hockey and figure skating, and a russian olympic couples skate there and ive gone to watch them practice with my daughter thats awesome.


Did you ever see Torvill and Dean skate to Ravel's Bolero? That was the

best routine I think I've ever seen...

valerie wrote: Did you ever see Torvill and Dean skate to Ravel's Bolero? That was the

best routine I think I've ever seen...
Oh, I remember that routine! Good grief, what electricity!

hurricane season is officially over!! YAY!! in a traditional ceremony the hurricane flags were burned in key west today, and conch shells blown.

i just realized how easily one can be hypnotized by Lady Cops sirens.

Alfred wrote: i just realized how easily one can be hypnotized by Lady Cops sirens.as long as they're not in your rear view mirror:D

catch me if you can.

Alfred wrote: catch me if you can.LOL!! i've heard that before! :driving:

lady cop wrote: LOL!! i've heard that before! :driving:


did you manage to catch the devious people who said it?

Alfred wrote: did you manage to catch the devious people who said it?usually...got a crown vic police package....faaaaaaaaaaaast! our state troopers drive camaros for speed. when it's endangering the public to engage in hot pursuit we send up our chopper, air one. get them when they either stop or wipe out.

lady cop wrote: usually...got a crown vic police package....faaaaaaaaaaaast! our state troopers drive camaros for speed. when it's endangering the public to engage in hot pursuit we send up our chopper, air one. get them when they either stop or wipe out.


i guess you'd need nothing short of a car with wings to get away then.

tmbsgrl wrote: One of the men I babysit for has a crush on me. :-2 Don't know what to do.Susie honey, let me give you some heartfelt advice from an older woman.....................kick him in the nuts.

lady cop wrote: usually...got a crown vic police package....faaaaaaaaaaaast! our state troopers drive camaros for speed. when it's endangering the public to engage in hot pursuit we send up our chopper, air one. get them when they either stop or wipe out.


One time my little brother used his Mustang 5.0 to assist CHP, they were

really happy, sent him a really nice "Atta Boy" letter...



;)

tmbsgrl wrote: Yeah thought about it a time or 2. He hasn't really done anything except flirt. He tried to hug me because he is going to be gone until Monday.


steer clear and don't allow him to get too close to you.

I always liked the dogs barking Jingle Bells...................

SnoozeControl wrote: I have to admit I like the barking dogs too.


my dog always bark's can't say as I hear the tune in it all

Do they put underwear on corpses?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Boy, put those thoughts on the Ask Nomad Anything thread................

Give Minks some chocolate, somebody!

chonsigirl wrote: Boy, put those thoughts on the Ask Nomad Anything thread................

Give Minks some chocolate, somebody!


hehehehe thanks it is PMS time whoo hooo chocolate then salt chocolate then salt ahahaha I am going mad.

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I like monkeys.

monkeys can give you fleas or other parasites though.

they get into your brain and pretty soon...you work for them. :-5

Nomad wrote: I like monkeys.oh good, here's that guy covenant's post.......................I Like Monkeys

There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, ... I became

agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use ...

I have enough monkeys running in the hallways every morning...........:p

Alfred wrote: monkeys can give you fleas or other parasites though.



they get into your brain and pretty soon...you work for them. :-5




Alfred I like the way you think. I might take you under my wing. Then we can swoop down and get us some fish.

lady cop wrote: oh good, here's that guy covenant's post.......................I Like Monkeys

There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, ... I became

agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use ...




Is this what was bothering you ? LOL! I think its brilliant. Imagination is a wonderful thing.

Nomad wrote: Is this what was bothering you ? LOL! I think its brilliant. Imagination is a wonderful thing.yeah, only it wasn't his imagination. ATTRIBUTION!!

Nomad wrote: Alfred I like the way you think. I might take you under my wing. Then we can swoop down and get us some fish.


mmm...fish.

wait i never liked fish until i met the monkey.

5 little monkies jumping on the bed..................