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Friends Of Carol Part 1
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:36 am
by qsducks
Well Kaz, I guess you have learned your reaction to a bee sting. Next time it happens you will have to go the ER and they will give you a shot of antihistamine. At least you won't blow up like a balloon.:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:09 am
by Carolly
Hello Campers......everybody Happy:D:guitarist
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:12 am
by kazalala
Carolly;905443 wrote: Hello Campers......everybody Happy:D:guitarist
well i am:D
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:16 am
by kazalala
oops daughters just arrived ,, its her birthday ,,, be back soon:D:-4
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:35 am
by Chezzie
Hi peeps:-6
Am well knacked today so im just gonna say hi to Fuzzy,Pants and Snyder, nice to see you.:-4
Hi Carol,Kaz,Gill,Helen,Kay,MrsK,Pam,Kathy Ellen, Ducks,Hope, CP, TM and anyone else who pops by today.
Glad you had a good time Kaz, soz you got stung and you put absolutely everything on yer new hard drive lol...
Gald yer AC is working Hope..
Enjoy yer Indian Carol x
Kay and Helen, hope your feelin better soon..:-6
Gilly, keep stroking them grey hand hairs :wah:
Mrsk..........we love you here babes...dont forget that:-4
Fuzzy.......man I wanna pie:D
Have a nice evening lovelies
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:39 am
by Chezzie
A Cow's Tail
>
> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
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> 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
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> We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
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> 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's pink bits.
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> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
>
> 'I don't remember much after that'

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:40 am
by Chezzie
Rafael Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker. One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Arsenal with only 20 minutes to go. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister was gang raped, I was ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang looters.
With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first place
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:42 am
by Chezzie
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!:D:D:D:D
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:47 am
by Carolly
Hope6;905241 wrote: Hi everybody!:-4
what's this talk of tasty geezers i heard earlier!
Carol what have you been up to Sis?:sneaky:Young ladies from Virginia do not say Tasty Geezers fgs woman........only posh Essex birds like me do:rolleyes::p
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:52 am
by Carolly
Chezzie;905459 wrote: Hi peeps
Am well knacked today so im just gonna say hi to Fuzzy,Pants and Snyder, nice to see you.:-4
Hi Carol,Kaz,Gill,Helen,Kay,MrsK,Pam,Kathy Ellen, Ducks,Hope, CP, TM and anyone else who pops by today.
Glad you had a good time Kaz, soz you got stung and you put absolutely everything on yer new hard drive lol...
Gald yer AC is working Hope..
Enjoy yer Indian Carol x
Kay and Helen, hope your feelin better soon..:-6
Gilly, keep stroking them grey hand hairs :wah:
Mrsk..........we love you here babes...dont forget that:-4
Fuzzy.......man I wanna pie:D
Have a nice evening loveliesHi gorg lady....good stuff you have put here babes;)xxx
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:58 am
by Chezzie
Hi Carol :-4
Nice nosh?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:01 pm
by G#Gill
Chezzie;905459 wrote: Hi peeps:-6
Am well knacked today so im just gonna say hi to Fuzzy,Pants and Snyder, nice to see you. !
Hi Carol,Kaz,Gill,Helen,Kay,MrsK,Pam,Kathy Ellen, Ducks,Hope, CP, TM and anyone else who pops by today.
Glad you had a good time Kaz, soz you got stung and you put absolutely everything on yer new hard drive lol...
Gald yer AC is working Hope..
Enjoy yer Indian Carol x
Kay and Helen, hope your feelin better soon..:-6
Gilly, keep stroking them grey hand hairs
Mrsk..........we love you here babes...dont forget that:-4
Fuzzy.......man I wanna pie
Have a nice evening lovelies
Hi Chezzie wezzie - I am still looking for them Mrs !!!!:wah:
You just chill out then, Chezzie XXX
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:03 pm
by Carolly
Chezzie;905470 wrote: Hi Carol
Nice nosh?
Great babes;)Im not at home at the mo by the way and cant get to me emails:-5just incase you wanted to send me a mail telling me how lovely I am:rolleyes:You ok dearheart?I went to the warehouse an bought a job line of water pistols......getting ready babe:wah::wah:;)
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:09 pm
by G#Gill
Hi there Mrs Posh ! I trust you are replete with Indian

:D

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:10 pm
by G#Gill
Hey Chezzie wezzie, I love the jokes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:12 pm
by kazalala
hi im back again:D hi Chez ,,, well i iant got a clue if im doing stuff right or not transferring stuff on to new hard drive,, i think i have a couple of short cuts there but not the whole thing:wah: and now im worried i put everything on there and what if it knacks:-3:wah: the man in the shop said it wouldnt even make a difference to my computer ging slow and i probably need a bigger RAM :rolleyes: what do you think of BB nominations ,, i thought it was gonna be jen and Rebecca ,, they would have got a right shock,, mind Jen is in for a big shock int she:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:17 pm
by Chezzie
Carolly;905474 wrote: Great babes;)Im not at home at the mo by the way and cant get to me emails:-5just incase you wanted to send me a mail telling me how lovely I am:rolleyes:You ok dearheart?I went to the warehouse an bought a job line of water pistols......getting read:wah::wah:;)
lol...can barely keep my eyes open never mind owt else.....try yer pistol out on chris in the garden.....see who can pee highest up the wall:wah
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:20 pm
by G#Gill
Carolly;905474 wrote: Great babes;)Im not at home at the mo by the way and cant get to me emails, just incase you wanted to send me a mail telling me how lovely I am:rolleyes:You ok dearheart?I went to the warehouse an bought a job line of water pistols......getting ready babe:wah:;)
Hey Carol, are they the pump up ones ? Cos mine is broken now.......................
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It is my anti cat device !!!!! :wah:;)
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:24 pm
by qsducks
G#Gill;905487 wrote: Hey Carol, are they the pump up ones ? Cos mine is broken now.......................
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It is my anti cat device !!!!! :wah:;)
You better get ready CArolly. I've got the super soaker and will blast you right off the sidewalk.:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:26 pm
by Chezzie
kazalala;905481 wrote: hi im back again:D hi Chez ,,, well i iant got a clue if im doing stuff right or not transferring stuff on to new hard drive,, i think i have a couple of short cuts there but not the whole thing:wah: and now im worried i put everything on there and what if it knackwah: the man in the shop said it wouldnt even make a difference to my computer ging slow and i probably need a bigger RAM :rolleyes: what do you think of BB nominations ,, i thought it was gonna be jen and Rebecca ,, they would have got a right shock,, mind Jen is in for a big shock int she:wah:
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-an-exte ... -drive.htm
read that kaz
i want jen to go, mardy miss she is....

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:28 pm
by kazalala
Chezzie;905494 wrote:
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-an-exte ... -drive.htm
read that kaz
i want jen to go, mardy miss she is....
thanks chez,, i'll have a look at it later though cos im not stopping on much longer now,,, its a hard call this one but i think it will be jen

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:31 pm
by Carolly
G#Gill;905478 wrote: Hi there Mrs Posh ! I trust you are replete with Indian

:D

You better believe it baby;):D
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:32 pm
by G#Gill
qsducks;905493 wrote: You better get ready CArolly. I've got the super soaker and will blast you right off the sidewalk.:wah:
That's what I want Ducky, they don't arf shoot a long way ------- very useful when you get yowelling cats outside your window at night ! I think just about every household in my area has a bloody cat , except us. They don't come in the back garden because of our 40 kilo GS, but they congregate in our front garden and outside our house in the road, a right old cats' chorus. I call them the Macbeth cats - they murder sleep !!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:33 pm
by Carolly
qsducks;905493 wrote: You better get ready CArolly. I've got the super soaker and will blast you right off the sidewalk.:wah:Wanna bet:p:rolleyes::sneaky:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:34 pm
by Carolly
G#Gill;905487 wrote: Hey Carol, are they the pump up ones ? Cos mine is broken now.......................
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It is my anti cat device !!!!! :wah:;):-3:(

:-5
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:40 pm
by qsducks
Carolly;905499 wrote: Wanna bet:p:rolleyes::sneaky:
This is the new super soaker. They are always coming out with the latest soaker and this one can shoot water 50 feet.
Gill, you must invest in one of these devices.. does wonder's on the squirrels we have to deal with.:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:41 pm
by G#Gill
I remember one night being woken by cats yowelling, so I got out of bed and looked carefully through a gap in the curtain. We have a flat roof just below our bedroom window and there was one cat on each of the four corners of that roof ffs. I quietly reached for my ready loaded super soaker, and gently poked it through the partly open window, aimed at one of the cats and fired ! Have you ever seen the 'Red Arrows' RAF display team in action when they all suddenly peal off into a 'fan' pattern ? Well for jet aircraft visualise cats !!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:41 pm
by Carolly
Chezzie;905485 wrote: lol...can barely keep my eyes open never mind owt else.....try yer pistol out on chris in the garden.....see who can pee highest up the wall:wah
Ahhh me little flower is tired......throw a bucket of water over yerself....be wet but a wide awake one:wah::wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:42 pm
by kazalala
I thought nominations were very interesting by the way:sneaky: Jen never even voted for Rex who she had the big argument with resulting in Dennis being kicked out of the house,,, or Mhammed either,, hmmm she voted for Kat!! and Rachel ,, the two people who have done nowt wrong ,, i think her and rebecca were trying to get rid of them cos they think they have a good chance of winning,,, well kat i dunn about Rachel,, and Luke was probably gonna vote them two but i think he had to change his votes cos he was punished for talking about nominations and he had obviously been talking about the same two:sneaky:Mario and LIsa continue to get on my nerves:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:44 pm
by qsducks
G#Gill;905507 wrote: I remember one night being woken by cats yowelling, so I got out of bed and looked carefully through a gap in the curtain. We have a flat roof just below our bedroom window and there was one cat on each of the four corners of that roof ffs. I quietly reached for my ready loaded super soaker, and gently poked it through the partly open window, aimed at one of the cats and fired ! Have you ever seen the 'Red Arrows' RAF display team in action when they all suddenly peal off into a 'fan' pattern ? Well for jet aircraft visualise cats !!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
My friend across the street takes in strays and unfortunately, lets them out at night. Sounds like babies crying all night. I would rather have a skunk in my yard then those cats.:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:45 pm
by Chezzie
kazalala;905510 wrote: I thought nominations were very interesting by the way:sneaky: Jen never even voted for Rex who she had the big argument with resulting in Dennis being kicked out of the house,,, or Mhammed either,, hmmm she voted for Kat!! and Rachel ,, the two people who have done nowt wrong ,, i think her and rebecca were trying to get rid of them cos they think they have a good chance of winning,,, well kat i dunn about Rachel,, and Luke was probably gonna vote them two but i think he had to change his votes cos he was punished for talking about nominations and he had obviously been talking about the same two:sneaky:Mario and LIsa continue to get on my nerves:wah:
yeah spot on that Kaz..Becks is a right slapper and a bitch...Whats with taking her clothes off all the time, shes minging:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:48 pm
by G#Gill
qsducks;905505 wrote: This is the new super soaker. They are always coming out with the latest soaker and this one can shoot water 50 feet.
Gill, you must invest in one of these devices.. does wonder's on the squirrels we have to deal with.:wah:
Yes they are brilliant anti-menace devices, but mine deteriorated over the years grrrrrrrrrrrr. Trouble is they are so expensive, however, I may just invest despite the cost, cos I just can't stand bloody cats yowelling and fighting and wakin me up !!:-5:mad:
This is the very model that I had !!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:49 pm
by qsducks
G#Gill;905514 wrote: Yes they are brilliant anti-menace devices, but mine deteriorated over the years grrrrrrrrrrrr. Trouble is they are so expensive, however, I may just invest despite the cost, cos I just can't stand bloody cats yowelling and fighting and wakin me up !!:-5:mad:
This is the very model that I had !!!!
Yup, that's the one:p
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:49 pm
by Chezzie
Carolly;905508 wrote: Ahhh me little flower is tired......throw a bucket of water over yerself....be wet but a wide awake one:wah::wah:
gonn ahave me tea in a minute, once hubbys finished cooking it lol...im too tired:p:D:sneaky:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:53 pm
by G#Gill
qsducks;905505 wrote: This is the new super soaker. They are always coming out with the latest soaker and this one can shoot water 50 feet.
Gill, you must invest in one of these devices.. does wonder's on the squirrels we have to deal with.:wah:
At least a water pistol like that, gets rid of the problem with no injury to the animal, except possibly their pride, and a very wet bum :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:54 pm
by kazalala
Chezzie;905512 wrote: yeah spot on that Kaz..Becks is a right slapper and a bitch...Whats with taking her clothes off all the time, shes minging:wah:
i know!! shes going for the i get my tits out all the time vote:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:57 pm
by G#Gill
Chezzie;905518 wrote: gonn ahave me tea in a minute, once hubbys finished cooking it lol...im too tired:p:D:sneaky:
My hubby's doing pizza á la Chris

;)
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:57 pm
by kazalala
G#Gill;905519 wrote: At least a water pistol like that, gets rid of the problem with no injury to the animal, except possibly their pride, and a very wet bum :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I take a water bottle out with me,,when i walk the dog ,, it helps to control her better ,,, she has a habit of suddenly running towards lorries or motor bikes ,, im beginning to get some control over it by saying NO! and squirting her with the water:o she pulls really hard sometimes ,, and especially if she is near another dog ,,, shes only funny with some dogs but ok with others:-3 thing is you never know ,, so its handy to have the water ,, its instant control and she pays more attention to that than a stern voice alone;)
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:58 pm
by qsducks
G#Gill;905526 wrote: My hubby's doing pizza á la Chris

;)
Having a peppercorn marinated pork roast with I don't know what yet.:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:04 pm
by Chezzie

kaz???
Food diary
Brekkie - toasted teacake
Lunch - low fat teabrack
Tea - battered fish and oven chips
Later - piece of birthday chocolate cake my daughter brought over for me ( her birthday not mine)
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what on earth is a teabrack? Is it a bun or somat

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:06 pm
by kazalala
Chezzie;905538 wrote:

kaz???
Food diary
Brekkie - toasted teacake
Lunch - low fat teabrack
Tea - battered fish and oven chips
Later - piece of birthday chocolate cake my daughter brought over for me ( her birthday not mine)
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what on earth is a teabrack? Is it a bun or somat
:wah: its like a fruit loaf cake, yummy

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:07 pm
by kazalala
and oi! chez! stop repeating my journal,, thats private:wah::wah::wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:08 pm
by qsducks
kazalala;905541 wrote: :wah: its like a fruit loaf cake, yummy
You mean fruitcake? Oh, the running joke of the US:wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:10 pm
by Carolly
Chezzie;905538 wrote:

kaz???
Food diary
Brekkie - toasted teacake
Lunch - low fat teabrack
Tea - battered fish and oven chips
Later - piece of birthday chocolate cake my daughter brought over for me ( her birthday not mine)
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what on earth is a teabrack? Is it a bun or somat

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:11 pm
by kazalala
Carolly;905547 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
whatcha laffin at?

:rolleyes:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:12 pm
by qsducks
either your av or the fruitcake?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:13 pm
by kazalala
qsducks;905550 wrote: either your av or the fruitcake?
fruitcake is a very serious matter not to be laughed at

;)
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:14 pm
by Carolly
kazalala;905543 wrote: and oi! chez! stop repeating my journal,, thats private:wah::wah:Thats it you tell her.....bleedin cheek:rolleyes::wah::wah::wah:
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:17 pm
by Carolly
Wheres our Hope....shes not been about much:-3Hope shes ok:(
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:21 pm
by qsducks
Fruitcake...There was a chaincake going around last year in the US about how people would get this thing and then send it out to someone else. Darn it, I never got as I could have sent it on to Gill for the sole purpose of throwing it at those feral cats.:wah: