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Jimbo, have you ever seen two seagulls have sex?

Hey Jimbo, How the heck are ya???

Imladris;568332 wrote: Jimbo, have you ever seen two seagulls have sex?




only these ones click on piccy:D

WonderWendy3;568352 wrote: Hey Jimbo, How the heck are ya???




ww i love you nearly as much as red glitter and immy ,but not as much as hammy or not nearly as much as sue



or wisey ,soberano , or bh672 :wah: :wah:

Imladris;568323 wrote: Jimbo, had you noticed that I'm back?




immys back :guitarist :guitarist

Imladris;568326 wrote: Jimbo, I need to lose some weight, what's the best way to do this?






catch mrsa .... or diet and take excercise :guitarist :guitarist

Imladris;568328 wrote: Jimbo, my hubby turns 50 next week, what should I buy him?




a pair of thia boxing shorts a punch bag and jimbo's thai work out cd :guitarist :guitarist

Imladris;568331 wrote: Jimbo, am I annoying you yet?:sneaky:






no never , immy = special

jimbo;568361 wrote: catch mrsa .... or diet and take excercise :guitarist :guitarist


Pah! Dieting = torture!



jimbo;568362 wrote: a pair of thia boxing shorts a punch bag and jimbo's thai work out cd :guitarist :guitarist


Don't be ridiculous - give him a way to fight back? Never!



jimbo;568365 wrote: no never , immy = special


Aaaaah xxxx for you

Imladris;568368 wrote: Pah! Dieting = torture!







Don't be ridiculous - give him a way to fight back? Never!







Aaaaah xxxx for you




ahem click here

jimbo;568372 wrote: ahem click here






No seagull sex there!!!



I remember when that 1st came out - now I feel old.





I wonder how long it took to get his hair like that - I have a similar look each morning!!

Imladris;568382 wrote: No seagull sex there!!!



I remember when that 1st came out - now I feel old.





I wonder how long it took to get his hair like that - I have a similar look each morning!!






my mistake i thought it sais a fock of seagulls:wah:

What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?

Sheryl;568399 wrote: What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?




when i first met sue, she said you can eat jenna's dinner she is not hungry i was eating it some sort of soup but after a few mouthfulls i noticed chocalates in the middle of it i asked sue what it was it turned out sue's 3 year old daughter ate the dinner ate the chocalates then threw up on the plate as did i in the bathroom a few moments later

ewwww, :yh_sick :yh_sick



What's the most useless gift anyone has ever bought you?

Sheryl;568408 wrote: ewwww, :yh_sick :yh_sick





What's the most useless gift anyone has ever bought you?




shampoo:(

Jimbo, I'm back!













Did you miss me?/?

jimbo;568405 wrote: when i first met sue, she said you can eat jenna's dinner she is not hungry i was eating it some sort of soup but after a few mouthfulls i noticed chocalates in the middle of it i asked sue what it was it turned out sue's 3 year old daughter ate the dinner ate the chocalates then threw up on the plate as did i in the bathroom a few moments later


Geez, jimbo, that should have been easy to swallow, it was already chewed up for you!!! :wah:

Sue gave it to you to eat, eh? Cool!!! :wah:

Pinky;570276 wrote: barf!!!!!


Yes, that was the name of the soup. It's not as good when it's still crunchy, so jimbo had some that had been softened for him. What's the problem, Pinky?



;)

Why are the top-row numbers on my phone and fax machine numbered 1, 2, 3, while my calculator's top row goes 7, 8, 9?

why are the left hand doors always locked at the stores?

Nomad;570319 wrote: Why are the top-row numbers on my phone and fax machine numbered 1, 2, 3, while my calculator's top row goes 7, 8, 9?


MINE TOO NOMAD



something is not right :rolleyes:

guppy;570406 wrote: why are the left hand doors always locked at the stores?




coz people always says ,when you leave make sure the door is left locked

Hello Jimbo, Did you miss me?

What is your favorite race car? I used to like the tide car, but I will seitch now, they brought my driver back, ricky rudd, he is going to be in the snickers car.

If given the chance, would you mud wrestle a women?

Have you ever seen this show? I think it is very funny!

Tater Tazz;570558 wrote: Hello Jimbo, Did you miss me?



What is your favorite race car? I used to like the tide car, but I will seitch now, they brought my driver back, ricky rudd, he is going to be in the snickers car.


i'm not into racing at all though i did like damion hill :driving:

Tater Tazz;570578 wrote: If given the chance, would you mud wrestle a women?


no of course not whats wrong with jelly :wah:

Tater Tazz;570585 wrote: Have you ever seen this show? I think it is very funny!




it used to be about 30 years ago , i once met wendy richards ... miss brown i think

I always wanted to just anwser like they do at work! I think it would be funny.

So, what are you doing for easter?

are you going to have a big meal?

are you having a easter egg hunt?

are you going to get a big chocolate bunny?

Tater Tazz;570602 wrote: I always wanted to just anwser like they do at work! I think it would be funny.



So, what are you doing for easter?when is it :-3



are you going to have a big meal?yup big family get together



are you having a easter egg hunt?yup i'm going to a shop and hunt some there



are you going to get a big chocolate bunny?yup but i dont like choccy unless its whole nut

jimbo;570611 wrote: yup but i dont like choccy unless its whole nut


Easter is early this year, april 8th. So, if you had a chance to go to the circus or go fishing, what would it be?

Tater Tazz;570613 wrote: Easter is early this year, april 8th. So, if you had a chance to go to the circus or go fishing, what would it be?


i used to go spear fishing



but i hate the way the circus animals are treated



fishing but it seems cruel:-3

Hey Jimbo, getting ready to change my sig again...did you see the sexy WW in the photo thread???

And your sig is hilarious...btw:wah:

WonderWendy3;570625 wrote: Hey Jimbo, getting ready to change my sig again...did you see the sexy WW in the photo thread???



And your sig is hilarious...btw:wah:


er no



thanks

hey jimbo,

did you have a nice, warm bowl of barf soup for breakfast? Pinky wants to know!



:D

BH672;570654 wrote: hey jimbo,



did you have a nice, warm bowl of barf soup for breakfast? Pinky wants to know!





:D


i'm just a lazy bullimic mate i eat it chew it then spit it out saves all that being sick :wah: :wah:

jimbo;570656 wrote: i'm just a lazy bullimic mate i eat it chew it then spit it out saves all that being sick :wah: :wah:


yeah but I'm a failed bulimic - I never remember to throw up after the binging!

How cold is it there jimbo?

Tater Tazz;570747 wrote: How cold is it there jimbo?


lovely spring day warm sunny lovely :wah:

Nice! frigin cold here. Do you suffer from pms?

Tater Tazz;570756 wrote: Nice! frigin cold here. Do you suffer from pms?




only when sue gets it she makes sure i suffer:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

For men that means petite male scrodum.

Tater Tazz;570762 wrote: For men that means petite male scrodum.




well probably its not that warm having about it , you had best ask sue really mines the only one i've seen

I see you have no anwser jimbo.

Tater Tazz;570768 wrote: I see you have no anwser jimbo.


er ok er yes:-3 :-3

YOu see me lurking don't you??

I'm a loss for questions...can you believe it??

What is the worst thing you have ever done?