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jimbo;562704 wrote: yeah going la la la la la i cant hear you :wah: :wah:





hey wise guy i can see you lurking there are you not spozed to be handing out gifts to a new born kid in a manger ...... what exactly is ....mur any way
Sorry buddy. Just been so busy here at work I hardly have time too post. I aint griping, just puts more in my pocket I reckon. It jsut took me 15 minutes to post this, getting interupted every few seconds with walk-ins or phone calls.

YZGI;562729 wrote: Sorry buddy. Just been so busy here at work I hardly have time too post. I aint griping, just puts more in my pocket I reckon. It jsut took me 15 minutes to post this, getting interupted every few seconds with walk-ins or phone calls.




hey buddy where are the pics of your talented son :-6 :-6

jimbo;562733 wrote: hey buddy where are the pics of your talented son :-6 :-6
Have'nt had the time to get them on this comp yet. I should be able to get some on here this week sometime.

okay Jimbo...HEERRRREEEE's one of my favorite cousins.......

A not-so-close pic, never realized that you could see the sweat on his brow...wow!!

WonderWendy3;562837 wrote: A not-so-close pic, never realized that you could see the sweat on his brow...wow!!





thanks ww,he looks a fine man ,well turned out and all that .does he know my barber:wah: :wah:

If you had a chance to do one thing over in life, what would it be?

Tater Tazz;563026 wrote: If you had a chance to do one thing over in life, what would it be?


my only big regret is that i ever let my daughter end up with her mother if i could change that i would,she has had a terrible life ,but having said that she would probably hate me for not having known her mother ,i spoke to her last night she is so excited about coming over next month ,yup and its still snowing in ct :-6 :-6

Wendybird;563039 wrote: jimbo should I alert the local police station that Pinky is coming to stay with me on Saturday?



:wah:




awwww how far away do you live can we come visit you in a pub ,no bird poop i promise :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;563031 wrote: my only big regret is that i ever let my daughter end up with her mother if i could change that i would,she has had a terrible life ,but having said that she would probably hate me for not having known her mother ,i spoke to her last night she is so excited about coming over next month ,yup and its still snowing in ct :-6 :-6


No, really, I would have never guessed it was snowing. I know you told me this before, what part of ct. is she from? I am by the casinos. Is she near there?

Tater Tazz;563045 wrote: No, really, I would have never guessed it was snowing. I know you told me this before, what part of ct. is she from? I am by the casinos. Is she near there?




thats hartford right ,my girl is about 20 mins from you in a car ,i cant say too much as i'm about as popular as poison ivy in a nudist colony with some people:D

jimbo;563069 wrote: thats hartford right ,my girl is about 20 mins from you in a car ,i cant say too much as i'm about as popular as poison ivy in a nudist colony with some people:D



Where do you get your material???

:wah: :wah:

You make-a-me laugh!!! (yeah I'm Italian)

Why cant i stop smoking?

buttercup;563077 wrote: Why cant i stop smoking?


I know I'm not Jimbo, but BC, I feel for you....It's VERY hard to quit.....there was a time that I thought, I'll just die with a cigarette in my hand....:-5

:yh_hugs to you BC!

WonderWendy3;563076 wrote:





Where do you get your material???



:wah: :wah:



You make-a-me laugh!!! (yeah I'm Italian)






i just make it up as i go along



you really dont think that any one else could wright such drivell do you

buttercup;563077 wrote: Why cant i stop smoking?




if you have kids imagine them all crying as they bury you ,thats what worked for me on the drinking

hey jimbo,

who's going to win the 2008 Ryder Cup?

BH672;563090 wrote: hey jimbo,



who's going to win the 2008 Ryder Cup?




i'd like it to be a draw







why do i always think your up to something MR Havoc ummmmmm:sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;563092 wrote: i'd like it to be a draw







why do i always think your up to something MR Havoc ummmmmm:sneaky:


The last three times out, the Americans haven't played well enough to even earn a draw. Besides, the Euros party better! :wah:

Me, up to something? You got the wrong guy!

jimbo;563087 wrote: if you have kids imagine them all crying as they bury you ,thats what worked for me on the drinking


OMG - i was hoping for a joke :wah:

hugs wendy, thanks

buttercup;563097 wrote: OMG - i was hoping for a joke :wah:

hugs wendy, thanks


:wah: Expect the unexpected with Jim :wah:

buttercup;563097 wrote: OMG - i was hoping for a joke :wah:




In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol --- dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The third worm in sperm --- dead.

The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."



:wah:

buttercup;563097 wrote: OMG - i was hoping for a joke :wah:



hugs wendy, thanks




well its better than grave news eh buttercup next time you hear someone say i'm dying for a fag think about it

BH672;563102 wrote: In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.



After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol --- dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The third worm in sperm --- dead.

The fourth worm in soil --- alive.



So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."



Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."





:wah:






fantastic :wah: :wah: :wah: bh672=best humour ???????ummmmmm

Are you here??

Is jimbo here ever?

Tater Tazz;563389 wrote: Is jimbo here ever?
Well he's certainly not all there!!

Jimbo, question from my daughter (aged 12 be nice to her) - are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

JIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



where is you??

Yes, Immy that was good, he's never all there....!!:wah:

Imladris;563465 wrote: Jimbo, question from my daughter (aged 12 be nice to her) - are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?


they are black ... i mean they iz blak ...

why when doing a mathamatical question do you get points for the steps it takes to reach the answer when the answer is all we ask for???

minks;563657 wrote: why when doing a mathamatical question do you get points for the steps it takes to reach the answer when the answer is all we ask for???




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Hello jimbo! here is the news. You will be graced with my presence for yet another month. can you beleive that?

Tater Tazz;564090 wrote: Hello jimbo! here is the news. You will be graced with my presence for yet another month. can you beleive that?




er yippeee:rolleyes: :rolleyes:









i mean i'm sorry to hear that your off work ...there...there ...there









:wah:

Goodmorning Jimbo! Well I get to go to the gym again, just to go on the tread mill, better that nothing. The doc said I have to walk 4 miles a day moving my arms. He thinks the pain is muscler. I really think so too. Well I hope it is, do not want another surgery, two is enough. So, what's new in jimbo land?

Tater Tazz;564395 wrote: Goodmorning Jimbo! Well I get to go to the gym again, just to go on the tread mill, better that nothing. The doc said I have to walk 4 miles a day moving my arms. He thinks the pain is muscler. I really think so too. Well I hope it is, do not want another surgery, two is enough. So, what's new in jimbo land?




nothing much

i wont be on line so much my doc says i have to walk 5 miles a day .... by the end of the week i will be 35 miles away from my pc :wah:

are you joking?

don't make fun of me.. I will fly over there and yell at you.

Tater Tazz;564408 wrote: are you joking?



don't make fun of me.. I will fly over there and yell at you.




do it from there i expect we could still hear you:wah: ,im not making fun at you i was laughing at myself :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Would you like me to stop posting on this thread? All you have to do is ask, then I will stop posting.

Tater Tazz;564413 wrote: Would you like me to stop posting on this thread? All you have to do is ask, then I will stop posting.


hey chill out sorry if i've upset you , i was just having a joke:-6 :-6

I have a jewel thief for a kitten. She likes to try and take my diamonds. Did you ever have a cat or kitten do that? The funny part is she tries to take them off my hand.

Oh Poop! Lost alot of money in the stock market the other day! So you think the stock market will get better?

Yo, you guys got anything like the UFC over there?

I noticed you have a picture of Bas Rutton...He was pretty good, although he had trouble fighting the Shamrocks.

Tater Tazz;564439 wrote: I have a jewel thief for a kitten. She likes to try and take my diamonds. Did you ever have a cat or kitten do that? The funny part is she tries to take them off my hand.




cat burglar

:wah: :wah:

K.Snyder;564459 wrote: Yo, you guys got anything like the UFC over there?



I noticed you have a picture of Bas Rutton...He was pretty good, although he had trouble fighting the Shamrocks.


yes buddy well spotted, i'm friends with a few of britons top mma stars ,they are lucky my hands all busted up ,or else i'd be beaten um up a bit:wah:



i've done a bit of cage training myself ,i used to run my own club , i notice you were using punch bags in an earlier thread, try the bas rutten thai boxing work out nothing else even comes close honest

Hello Jimbo....how are you??

Tater Tazz;564448 wrote: Oh Poop! Lost alot of money in the stock market the other day! So you think the stock market will get better?




yup tazz what goes down must come up :-3 :-3

WonderWendy3;564498 wrote: Hello Jimbo....how are you??




ok ww have beeb better have been worse ... all in all ok and how are you :-6