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Right im off for abit.............what of I dunno:wah:....talk laterxxx

I fell asleep ! :wah:

Kaz you're nesh Mrs! TV !!! They're only people like you, just dismiss thoughts of being on TV and enjoy it. You could have your holiday paid for you Woo Hoo !!! :wah:

I nicked an hour also lol...granny nap;)Except I aint a granny.Just been reading a thread that RG put up...seems shes always attacked dont it:sneaky:Some people seem to thrive on disagreeing.

Back:D and i aint had a nana nap:wah: i been over me mams:p Gill i just dont fsncy it ,, its just not my cuppa tea

kazalala;899392 wrote: Back:D and i aint had a nana nap:wah: i been over me mams:p Gill i just dont fsncy it ,, its just not my cuppa tea


Well somebody must have sent your name in though Kaz I should find out who and just bash em up Mrs ! :wah:

Good evening peeps

Welcome home Kay babes xxxxxxx

Kaz,, I love come dine with me and I think you would be fab on it...

Glad to hear your a bit chirpier Carol and feeling a tinsy bit better xxxx:-4

Hi gillywilly, hope,helen, ducks. cp. trunky. kathy e. pam, musty, fuzzy and anyone else who pops by x:-4

Chezzie;899466 wrote: Good evening peeps

Welcome home Kay babes xxxxxxx

Kaz,, I love come dine with me and I think you would be fab on it...

Glad to hear your a bit chirpier Carol and feeling a tinsy bit better xxxx:-4

Hi gillywilly, hope,helen, ducks. cp. trunky. kathy e. pam, musty, fuzzy and anyone else who pops by x:-4


HI Chez:D i can actually cook, and it was my occupation for a while, but i just dont like the idea of going on telly bad enough when you see ourself on a bloomin family video:wah:

Daughters here so im off now,,, see you all tomorrow ,,, have fun;):-4

Hi Chezzie wezzie !! Nice to see you and that you are feeling more human

Call Centre Conversations

Y'all might like these! 'Specially the last 'un!

Actual call centre conversations>

Customer: "I've been ringing 0800 2100

for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".

Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".

Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

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Samsung Electronics> Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack ?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking

about".

Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly

states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack ?"

Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".>

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RAC Motoring Services

Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?"

Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?"

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France

):>

"If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

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Directory Enquiries : Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish

Bar in Cardiff please".

Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the

spelling correct?"

Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar

but the 'B' fell off".

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Then

there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"

Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label;

Woven in Scotland ".

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box

told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the

window to write the number on".

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Tech

Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".> Customer:

"OK".>

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".> Customer: "No".> Tech

Support:

"OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"> Customer: "No".>

Tech

Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until > this

point?".> Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote >

'click'".>

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Tech

Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can > you see

the

'OK' button displayed?"> Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from

there?">

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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised

>

that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my

file

> back again?".>



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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline,

which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer

care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee

was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect

organization

for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former

Word Perfect Customer Support employee.

(Now I know why they record these conversations!)



Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I

help you?"

Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect.">

Operator:

"What sort of trouble??"

Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of

a sudden the words went away."

Operator: "Went away?"

Caller: "They disappeared."

Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"

Caller: "Nothing."

Operator: "Nothing??"

Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator: "Are you still in Word Perfect,or did you get out??"

Caller: "How do I tell?"

Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"

Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"

Operator: "Nevermind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

Caller: "There

isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"

Caller: "What's a monitor?"

Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller: "I don't know."

Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find

where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"

Caller: "Yes, I think so."

Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if

it's plugged into the wall.

Caller: "Yes, it is."

Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller: "No."

Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

Caller: "Okay, here it is."

Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

Caller: "I can't reach."

Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"

Caller: "No."

Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"

Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's

because it's dark."

Operator: "Dark??"

Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.

Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."

Caller: "I can't."

Operator: "No? Why not??"

Caller: "Because there's a power failure."

Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"

Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"

Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator: "Tell them you're too f.....ng stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

Night Kaz

hah hah very good gillywilly

and erm scuse me but who said I was feeling humans :wah::wah::wah:

just to say hello ladies while her maj is cooling down over certain threads here but i have to agree with her and have let my thoughts known.i really dont understand some people.

hoxtonchris;899530 wrote: just to say hello ladies while her maj is cooling down over certain threads here but i have to agree with her and have let my thoughts known.i really dont understand some people.


right back atcha chris x:-4

Hi Chris ! Yes I have read that thread. I daren't go on it, much as I would like to have my say, because I would just get a certain person all bitter and twisted that they are 'under attack' again and commence a diatribe of past occurences against that person. (I do love that word diatribe ! That person is a master at the art of diatribe ! :wah:):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;899533 wrote: right back atcha chris x:-4


Hey Chezzie !!! Go girl !!!!! I'm with you matey, all the way :wah::wah: :-4

its all very anal :wah::wah::wah:

Ive had to throw him off here as he was getting annoyed and his worse then me lol...Ive calmed down now.Let me tell you somefing girls.Many years ago my cousin lived in a block of flats like me in the East End.Next door lived a family.I used to take one of the young twins out....her name was Kim Roberts................one day she disappeared.............she was found dead in Epping Forest...........what that family went through............need I say anymore.

Carolly;899550 wrote: Ive had to throw him off here as he was getting annoyed and his worse then me lol...Ive calmed down now.Let me tell you somefing girls.Many years ago my cousin lived in a block of flats like me in the East End.Next door lived a family.I used to take one of the young twins out....her name was Kim Roberts................one day she disappeared.............she was found dead in Epping Forest...........what that family went through............need I say anymore.


very sad Carol x

Night peeps, im off for a mooch:D

Good morning everyone:-6

Still feel like crap:(

Great to see you all though and have missid ya all:-4 even Carol:-5 shhhhhhhhhh dont tell her though :D

Chezzie;899558 wrote: very sad Carol x

Night peeps, im off for a mooch:DLucky cow:wah::wah:Nite Babesxxx

I just checked out the thread... It seems we frequently have one like that going, in FG. Doesn't matter all that much what the OP is, except that it needs to be an issue most normal FGers feel strongly about. Ingredient X is then 'playfully' added, derailing the original OP in the interest of broadening things, all hell breaks loose, the normal FGers who felt strongly about the OP get upset, the derailers get their kicks.. and the thread ends up in the compost pile.

Anyone for a nice cup of tea? Or even a nicer cup of coffee????

kayleneaussie;899560 wrote: Good morning everyone

Still feel like crap

Great to see you all though and have missid ya alleven Carolshhhhhhhhhh dont tell her though




Welcome back mrsK2 you have been missed.

Hope you feel better soon.:-4

Hello to everyone :-6

Carol sorry to hear you are still on painkillers.

I know someone else who could do with a few.

I had a fantastic day yesterday:-4



I used to have a journal on here & had it deleted .

I just might start another one on the holidays,so much is changing in my life.

Gotta love life with all it's up's & downs;):wah:

AussiePam;899569 wrote: I just checked out the thread... It seems we frequently have one like that going, in FG. Doesn't matter all that much what the OP is, except that it needs to be an issue most normal FGers feel strongly about. Ingredient X is then 'playfully' added, derailing the original OP in the interest of broadening things, all hell breaks loose, the normal FGers who felt strongly about the OP get upset, the derailers get their kicks.. and the thread ends up in the compost pile.

Anyone for a nice cup of tea? Or even a nicer cup of coffee????Milky Coffee please with a Mr.Kipling cake:D

mrsK;899575 wrote: Welcome back mrsK2 you have been missed.

Hope you feel better soon.

Hello to everyone

Carol sorry to hear you are still on painkillers.

I know someone else who could do with a few.

I had a fantastic day yesterday



I used to have a journal on here & had it deleted .

I just might start another one on the holidays,so much is changing in my life.

Gotta love life with all it's up's & downs;):wah:;):wah::wah:

GILL please go on the torny me and you are on in another Forum dearheart as Im waiting for you to get yer first score fgs woman!!!:-5:-5

G'day Carolly, MrsK, Kaylene, Chezzie - hope all of you are feeling totally tip top very soon!!! I just hadta go out to take him indoors to an early meet - had to scrape ice off the windscreen.. came back via the local baker - as one does even when one is not in France :sneaky: - and realised I was still in me grape purple jarmies. Ah well..

I am now going to get dressed....

Have a great day, everyone. This afternoon I'm leaving cold Canberra (snow fell here yesterday) for much warmer Sydney.

:-6

AussiePam;899608 wrote: G'day Carolly, MrsK, Kaylene, Chezzie - hope all of you are feeling totally tip top very soon!!! I just hadta go out to take him indoors to an early meet - had to scrape ice off the windscreen.. came back via the local baker - as one does even when one is not in France :sneaky: - and realised I was still in me grape purple jarmies. Ah well..

I am now going to get dressed....

Have a great day, everyone. This afternoon I'm leaving cold Canberra (snow fell here yesterday) for much warmer Sydney.:-6SO TELL.....IS THIS SYDNEY TASTY OR WHAT???;):rolleyes::D

kayleneaussie;899560 wrote: Good morning everyone

Still feel like crap

Great to see you all though and have missid ya all:-4 even Carolshhhhhhhhhh dont tell her though :DI never see you!!!!Soooo you missed me ah......you aint taking the pee are ye:rolleyes:;):pHope you feel better soon matexx

Carolly;899610 wrote: SO TELL.....IS THIS SYDNEY TASTY OR WHAT???;):rolleyes::D


Oh ha ha !!!!

AussiePam;899618 wrote: Oh ha ha !!!!Only asked:rolleyes::wah::wah::p

Hi AP - did you actually go into the bakers in your pj's ? :wah:

Hi mrsK, you sound very busy, and just a bit fed up !! In which case I hope things improve very soon H !!

Hi Kay it seems you've come under the influence of Art Ishuw, well you'd better give him the big 'E' Mrs, and quick -- I think that calls for another scotch, at least it will warm your cockles :-6

Carol me little tomato chutney, I'm on me way even though I can't see you :sneaky: ----------------> woosh -------->

Night Chezzie wezzie by the way !

:-4

Carolly;899586 wrote: GILL please go on the torny me and you are on in another Forum dearheart as Im waiting for you to get yer first score fgs woman!!!:-5:-5


Ere Carol, I went in the tourney against Chezzie, not yours :wah: and she got a better score than I did :rolleyes:, so I'll have to wait till Friday to try against you Mrs.

I don't think you'll have much trouble with a score like you got grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:sneaky: :yh_rotfl

Night night, day day, to all my friends XXX

G#Gill;899642 wrote: Ere Carol, I went in the tourney against Chezzie, not yours :wah: and she got a better score than I did :rolleyes:, so I'll have to wait till Friday to try against you Mrs.

I don't think you'll have much trouble with a score like you got grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:sneaky: :yh_rotflye not bad is it:D:rolleyes:

Night Gillxx

Bitter husband says to his wife,"on your gravestone i"ll put COLD AS EVER" wife says "on yours i"ll put STIFF AT LAST".:wah::wah::wah:

carolly;899654 wrote: night Gillxx

Bitter Husband Says To His Wife,"on Your Gravestone I"ll Put Cold As Ever" Wife Says "on Yours I"ll Put Stiff At Last".:wah::wah::wah:


Guffaw!!!!

AussiePam;899658 wrote: Guffaw!!!!:-3

Hi Everybody! :-4

it's been busy in here while i was away! :-6

I'm laughing at your joke, Carolly!!!!

:yh_rotfl

guffaw is Australian for rotfl or mdr if yer French.

Hi Hope!!

Well - I gotta be off.. pack up the car and head on out - to the Big Smoke.

Evening everyone! Just popping in for the first time today. Super busy day with Quin's birthday:-6

qsducks;899689 wrote: Evening everyone! Just popping in for the first time today. Super busy day with Quin's birthday:-6


Hi Ducky! did you know Kay was back today?

Hope6;899692 wrote: Hi Ducky! did you know Kay was back today?


No, I just got on and didn'tn check to see who was here.

qsducks;899689 wrote: Evening everyone! Just popping in for the first time today. Super busy day with Quin's birthday:-6


Happy Birthday to Quin!

Predator Prevention;899705 wrote: Happy Birthday to Quin!


Quin is so tired I sent him to bed. Being the new 7 takes a toll.:wah:

qsducks;899707 wrote: Quin is so tired I sent him to bed. Being the new 7 takes a toll.:wah:


my daughter keeps saying "when do I get to be 7, there were two kids in kindergarten that turned 7, and I only got to turn 6:mad:" I don't know how to explain it to her:wah: I just tell her not to rush it. She'll get their soon enough.

Predator Prevention;899720 wrote: my daughter keeps saying "when do I get to be 7, there were two kids in kindergarten that turned 7, and I only got to turn 6:mad:" I don't know how to explain it to her:wah: I just tell her not to rush it. She'll get their soon enough.


Yeah, she'll be denying it when she turns 40:wah:

qsducks;899722 wrote: Yeah, she'll be denying it when she turns 40:wah:


When SHE'S 40, I"LL be denying my OWN age:wah::wah:

Predator Prevention;899735 wrote: When SHE'S 40, I"LL be denying my OWN age:wah::wah:


Join the crowd:wah:

qsducks;899739 wrote: Join the crowd:wah:


may I be exempt from that particular crowd?:wah:

Goes with the territory:wah: