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Carolly;897366 wrote: Good to see Chez here tonight:DWelcome back me little darlin;)

Had a nice meal...........infact it was andsome:D


Wrong! It was bleedin andsome:wah:

qsducks;897383 wrote: Wrong! It was bleedin andsome:wah:
Peeing meself laughing here:wah:

Hi to Gill and Preddy and welcome;)

Carolly;897386 wrote: Peeing meself laughing here:wah:

Hi to Gill and Preddy and welcome;)


I always have to let you have it woman!:wah:

Hi Gilly, Ducks, Carolly, PP, Chez!!! Freezing morning here in darkest wintry Oz.. brrrr... Chezzie - sounds very like your friend's husband is having a 'midlife crisis'. How sad. I guess he'll find himself eventually, and then realise what he's lost in the process. One of my relatives husbands did that. The wife got over it after some tough times and moved on, found herself a new life and eventually a new man and has now been happy for years in ways she never thought possible. The ex did lots of self fulfilling stuff, found it wasn't so self-fulfilling, gave it all up, tried to crawl back, but hey... he's alone these days...

Well Helen's nodded off, Ducky's checking the threads, so Hi Carol ! Who are you hiding from Mrs ? :sneaky:

qsducks;897387 wrote: I always have to let you have it woman!:wah:My little Cockney American Duck:wah::wah:

G#Gill;897395 wrote: Well Helen's nodded off, Ducky's checking the threads, so Hi Carol ! Who are you hiding from Mrs ? :sneaky:If I told you they would find out so best not say schhhhh:rolleyes:

Hi Pam ! You'll be searching out your fur-lined undies at this rate :wah:

AussiePam;897394 wrote: Hi Gilly, Ducks, Carolly, PP, Chez!!! Freezing morning here in darkest wintry Oz.. brrrr... Chezzie - sounds very like your friend's husband is having a 'midlife crisis'. How sad. I guess he'll find himself eventually, and then realise what he's lost in the process. One of my relatives husbands did that. The wife got over it after some tough times and moved on, found herself a new life and eventually a new man and has now been happy for years in ways she never thought possible. The ex did lots of self fulfilling stuff, found it wasn't so self-fulfilling, gave it all up, tried to crawl back, but hey... he's alone these days...Watcha Sex Bomb.....wow love the new picture of you mate;):D

:wah: I used that word today on my 12 yr old. Quite amused. And oh hello Gill & Pam.

Op, get to get off for awhile my chickie friends. Got to go make din din.

Enjoy your meal Ducky

ok be back later

that reminds me..... I have no clue what I'm making for dinner tonight. Maybe we should eat out.

Yes, Gilly, it's a bit cold now to be Nicholas. There's something about being blonde, Carolly, that cries out for waving a shooter. :sneaky:

Predator Prevention;897411 wrote: that reminds me..... I have no clue what I'm making for dinner tonight. Maybe we should eat out.


What a good idea PP ! No cooking, and no washing up afterwards :sneaky: :wah:

qsducks;897401 wrote: :wah: I used that word today on my 12 yr old. Quite amused. And oh hello Gill & Pam.
What word:-3

Predator Prevention;897411 wrote: that reminds me..... I have no clue what I'm making for dinner tonight. Maybe we should eat out.
I had a meal out tonight............huge mixed grill:D

AussiePam;897413 wrote: Yes, Gilly, it's a bit cold now to be Nicholas. There's something about being blonde, Carolly, that cries out for waving a shooter. :sneaky:


That reminds me of my school days Pam, one of the boys was called Nicholas, so everybody called him Girls and told him never to climb trees ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;897414 wrote: What a good idea PP ! No cooking, and no washing up afterwards :sneaky: :wah:


I just did a good cleaning on the kitchen, and not wanting to mess it up with dishes yet, so I think that's the plan. Chinese sounds good.

AussiePam;897413 wrote: Yes, Gilly, it's a bit cold now to be Nicholas. There's something about being blonde, Carolly, that cries out for waving a shooter. :sneaky:
I used to be blonde....then went streaky....today Ive gone blonde again.....so Im hot...hot...hot:wah::wah:

Good Morning:-6

Gill,Chez,Ducks,Pam,PP,Carol,Kaz & whoever I have missed but not intentionally.



I agree with Pam it is very cold again today,had to happen I guess.

It is winter after all:wah:

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



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They're going to see you naked anyway.



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They're both dogs!



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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Carolly;897417 wrote: What word:-3


Was Ducky referring to 'sex bomb' ????

Hi mrs K ! Nice one H :wah: How are you today?:-6

G#Gill;897429 wrote: Was Ducky referring to 'sex bomb' ????
Gawd knows with the Duck:wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill;897442 wrote: Hi mrs K ! Nice one H :wah: How are you today?:-6


Apart from being a bit nippy I am doing fine.

Hope all is well with you?

My turn to buy the coffee before school today so I will be heading out soon.

Our half yearly reports go out this week so we may have some very happy or not so very happy kids & parents;)

Hope you all have a lovely evening/day:-4:-6

Hiya H and good post girl lol;)

Gilly - watch out for climbing men, in kilts.

Carolly - you da sexiest, OK!!

MrsK -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I remember actually wrestling with that one once. You gotta be political to be assassinated - which leaves out all the really seriously important people - like FOCers. :sneaky:

AussiePam;897464 wrote: Gilly - watch out for climbing men, in kilts.

Carolly - you da sexiest, OK!!

MrsK -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I remember actually wrestling with that one once. You gotta be political to be assassinated - which leaves out all the really seriously important people - like FOCers. :sneaky:Me finks that our Pam is aving a laugh:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:

Carolly;897466 wrote: Me finks that our Pam is aving a laugh:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:


Laughter is good for the soul:-6

Let's drink to avoiding assassination !!!!!!

hic

G#Gill;897429 wrote: Was Ducky referring to 'sex bomb' ????


it's a saki bomb:wah:

OMG, jsut got off the phone with one of those "let's ask you a gazillion questions" poll takers and she asked me "what my gender was at birth":wah:

AussiePam;897464 wrote: Gilly - watch out for climbing men, in kilts.

Carolly - you da sexiest, OK!!

MrsK -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I remember actually wrestling with that one once. You gotta be political to be assassinated - which leaves out all the really seriously important people - like FOCers. :sneaky:


FOCers just get deaded, Pam :wah::wah:

qsducks;897476 wrote: OMG, jsut got off the phone with one of those "let's ask you a gazillion questions" poll takers and she asked me "what my gender was at birth":wah:


I hope you told them you couldn't remember, as you had just been born :wah::wah:

G#Gill;897515 wrote: I hope you told them you couldn't remember, as you had just been born :wah::wah:


Oh I was PMSL at her. Yeah, lady I think I was gender neutral it what I told her.:wah:

Predator Prevention;897469 wrote: Laughter is good for the soul:-6


Quite right Mrs. You also cause less wrinkles than if you frowned

Oh and my other fave question she asked "are you straight or heterosexual"?

qsducks;897518 wrote: Oh I was PMSL at her. Yeah, lady I think I was gender neutral it what I told her.:wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;897522 wrote: Oh and my other fave question she asked "are you straight or heterosexual"?


She aint real !! Do you think it was a wind up ffs. I hope you told her it was curly, and after rain you can't do a bloody thing with it !! :wah::wah:

Predator Prevention;897469 wrote: Laughter is good for the soul:-6Aint bad for the Haddock or Cod also:wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill;897527 wrote: She aint real !! Do you think it was a wind up ffs. I hope you told her it was curly, and after rain you can't do a bloody thing with it !! :wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I mean is the dumbest question or what? Yeah, I'm a perm but sometimes I wear a wig.

AussiePam;897470 wrote:

Let's drink to avoiding assassination !!!!!!

hic

Oh youd drink if the bleedin house was on fire ffs:wah::wah:;)

Any excuse for a drinky :wah::wah:

Ducky......she had heard about you I see:wah::wah::wah:;)

Carolly;897531 wrote: Aint bad for the Haddock or Cod also:wah::wah::wah:


Ere Carol, have you fallen into the knife drawer tonight Mrs? :rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;897539 wrote: Ducky......she had heard about you I see:wah::wah::wah:;)


Good. Now where was Gill when that blimey telemarker called?:wah:

G#Gill;897540 wrote: Ere Carol, have you fallen into the knife drawer tonight Mrs? :rolleyes:
Na just my natural humour:rolleyes::wah::wah::p

I've still got a flamin headache grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I never get headaches, cos there's nowt there to ache --------- that's before anybody chips in with a funny :p:p

Cant believe what Im watching on the tele fgs....all about porn..........what happened to Andy Pandy and Noddy ffs:-3:(:rolleyes: