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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:29 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;885228 wrote: where they plaaned on boogie-ing on down to Led Zeppelin, then getting ...
really rockin with the Stones......................
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:34 am
by Mister Smith
before getting out their air guitars to play along to ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:38 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;885234 wrote: before getting out their air guitars to play along to ...
Guitar Hero III and really rockin up the joint.........................
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:42 am
by Mister Smith
then getting very royally drunk and shouting ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:43 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;885245 wrote: then getting very royally drunk and shouting ...
"Free water ice in a snow storm ............................
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:50 am
by Mister Smith
then the Queen said, "Wouldn't it be funny if one sang Bohemian Rhapsody?" And Prince Charles replied ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:26 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Mister Smith;885253 wrote: then the Queen said, "Wouldn't it be funny if one sang Bohemian Rhapsody?" And Prince Charles replied ...
............."As long as it is done with dignity and decorum." The Queen pouted, then put her hands on her hips and called Camilla to her side, and order her to.............
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:03 pm
by Mister Smith
do the Time Warp, which Camilla, being ever so slightly tipsy ...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:15 am
by Tater Tazz
Before Sunset;885816 wrote: thought was a great idea and, much to Charles' dismay, proceeded to . . .
start belly dancing, while the queen.........................
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:43 am
by Mister Smith
couldn't stop laughing, in fact it got so bad that she ...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:53 am
by Trunk Monkey
wet herself and had to then....
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:57 am
by Mister Smith
sneak gracefully off to the ladies, where she bumped into ...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:02 am
by Trunk Monkey
Boy George who was just leaving when...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:42 am
by Mister Smith
the Queen said, "Hey there George, sing me one of your songs!", to which he replied ...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:55 am
by Trunk Monkey
You know I'm not someone
Who likes to wait around in line
You know I'm not someone
Who likes to waste a lot of time
Love will find the answer
In every little thing you do
Love will find the answer
And it's always gonna come to you
If you just keep me in mind.......
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:11 pm
by Mister Smith
The Queen suddenly interrupted, "Hey, you're not George Michael, I thought you were George Michael!", so Boy George ...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:59 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Mister Smith;886315 wrote: The Queen suddenly interrupted, "Hey, you're not George Michael, I thought you were George Michael!", so Boy George ...
...starting crooning, "Do you really want to hurt me?" to which the Queen replied,...........
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:27 am
by Mister Smith
complete lack of fly hurting abilities. I wouldn't even hurt a fly's dinner, or any fly product whatsoever, in fact ...
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:01 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Before Sunset;887082 wrote: I've been thinking about criminalizing the sale and use of flyswatters . . .
...and banish them from my kingdom, oh, I mean Great Britain, but, before I do, I shall.......................
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:57 pm
by watermark
along-for-the-ride;887091 wrote: ...and banish them from my kingdom, oh, I mean Great Britain, but, before I do, I shall.......................
roll a newspaper to swat with just in case a fly happens to land near my clotted cream and
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:28 am
by Mister Smith
She made it outside, and was just about to dive into her limo when ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:35 am
by SlipStream
Mister Smith;887301 wrote: She made it outside, and was just about to dive into her limo when ...
she tripped over fell....
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:27 am
by Mister Smith
and went flying into the local lake, where she ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:32 am
by SlipStream
Mister Smith;887313 wrote: and went flying into the local lake, where she ...
splutterd and struggled b4 she...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:17 am
by Trunk Monkey
managed to pull herself out but her crown.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:49 am
by Mister Smith
got caught in some weeds. She tried to get her crown back, when suddenly the weeds rose from the water and there emerged ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:52 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887474 wrote: got caught in some weeds. She tried to get her crown back, when suddenly the weeds rose from the water and there emerged ...
the Creature from the Black Lagoon who declared "what........................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:56 am
by Mister Smith
are you doing in my lake, earth creature, how dare you wake me!" The queen looked at the creature and ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:58 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887492 wrote: are you doing in my lake, earth creature, how dare you wake me!" The queen looked at the creature and ...
said "would you like to come to my place for some tea and .....................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:24 am
by Mister Smith
biscuits? We do a lovely cheesecake if that interests you" The creature ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:31 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887534 wrote: biscuits? We do a lovely cheesecake if that interests you" The creature ...
thought about it and decided to take her up on this invite and said "let me change into something more.....................................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:10 am
by Mister Smith
suitable. I don't get out of the water much." Within a flash, the creature ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:00 am
by Cow Patty
slipped into his Tuxedo for a fun evening out on the town at........
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:24 am
by qsducks
Cow Patty;887789 wrote: slipped into his Tuxedo for a fun evening out on the town at........
the Queen's place over in Yorkshire where the fun always begins with a swift game of ...............................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:30 am
by Cow Patty
Pin The Tale On The Donkey and a game of.......
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:33 am
by qsducks
Cow Patty;887824 wrote: Pin The Tale On The Donkey and a game of.......
Name That Tune and if your lucky you can join the .......................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:57 am
by Mister Smith
game of bingo, with great weekly prizes, such as ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:00 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887856 wrote: game of bingo, with great weekly prizes, such as ...
small maps of your home towns and boxes of jiffy popcorn and other assorted items such as.........................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:09 am
by Mister Smith
key rings and air fresheners, and if you're really lucky ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:13 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887865 wrote: key rings and air fresheners, and if you're really lucky ...
you can win a trip to the local horticultural garden filled with exotic snakes that.............
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:25 am
by Mister Smith
if you are unlucky will eat you alive, and also huge spiders that ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:30 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887878 wrote: if you are unlucky will eat you alive, and also huge spiders that ...
can do magical things like tie your shoes in different ways...................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:36 am
by Mister Smith
and perform difficult mathematical equations. The creature was very impressed by this and ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:37 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887895 wrote: and perform difficult mathematical equations. The creature was very impressed by this and ...
said in it's own language "I don't need no stinkin calculator".........................
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:51 am
by Mister Smith
Unfortunately, in the language of the super intelligent spiders, this actually meant ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:14 pm
by qsducks
Mister Smith;887928 wrote: Unfortunately, in the language of the super intelligent spiders, this actually meant ...
see if you can figure out how many times I tied your laces into which meant of course, the calculator would have to figure into this.........................................