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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:54 pm
by watermark
qsducks;883322 wrote: handed out free margarita's to all the deaf passengers.................
(they were frozen margaritas btw) who had stuffed their ears full of foam from their seat cushion in order to...
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:55 pm
by qsducks
watermark;883388 wrote: (they were frozen margaritas btw) who had stuffed their ears full of foam from their seat cushion in order to...
deal with the effects of all the alcohol that was in those concoctions............................
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:26 pm
by watermark
qsducks;883389 wrote: deal with the effects of all the alcohol that was in those concoctions............................
........which were evaluated to cause brain seepage out of the outer ear that made people feel they needed to sop it up with the polyester batting from their seats when all of a sudden this guy named Keith jumped up and ran down the aisle towards the...
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:42 pm
by qsducks
watermark;883418 wrote: ........which were evaluated to cause brain seepage out of the outer ear that made people feel they needed to sop it up with the polyester batting from their seats when all of a sudden this guy named Keith jumped up and ran down the aisle towards the...
the stewardess and made passionate mad love on the serving cart and didn't bat an eye on the cyber cam that recorded the entire episode........................
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:12 am
by Mister Smith
which was promptly put on the screens to replace the in-flight movie, which unfortunately this week was ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:05 am
by Trunk Monkey
Flight of the Phoenix. So the passengers all put on 3D glasses and......
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:45 am
by Mister Smith
were left disappointed that the show only lasted 2 minutes. One disgruntled passenger stood up and shouted, ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:21 am
by Trunk Monkey
open the door, I'm out of here but.....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:23 am
by Mister Smith
his seatbelt was jammed, and looking out the window he saw ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:27 am
by Trunk Monkey
a so he....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:33 am
by Mister Smith
thought, "if pigs can fly, so can I!" Finally removing his seatbelt, he ran for the exit and...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:42 am
by Trunk Monkey
a sign that said so he...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:53 am
by Mister Smith
being the rebel that he was, grabbed the last remaining parachute, grabbed his camera, and jumped ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:05 am
by Trunk Monkey
and landed on who was trying to......
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:12 am
by Mister Smith
do the gardening. "One is not amused" she uttered, then took out a ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:19 am
by Trunk Monkey
shovel and pick and told him you better...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:27 am
by Mister Smith
be out my garden in ten seconds or this shovel is going ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:41 am
by Trunk Monkey
to take a to fix and I'm not going to.....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:48 am
by Mister Smith
go into more details about that. Needless to say the guy was up in a flash, escaping the garden he ran into ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:07 pm
by Trunk Monkey
the closest but they were all occupied so he had to....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:18 pm
by Mister Smith
sneak back into the garden, and whilst in the rose bushes he ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:23 pm
by Trunk Monkey
pee'd but he got a rose thorn stuck on his.....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:36 pm
by Mister Smith
finger, which suddenly swelled to the size of a ...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:40 pm
by Trunk Monkey
baseball bat and when he plucked it out, he.....
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:45 pm
by Mister Smith
screamed. The queen heard him and said, "It's you again isn't it? You better run, this time I have a ...
*Seems we're the only ones telling this story Monkey:wah:*
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:45 pm
by qsducks
that giant rabbit coming after you.........................
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:13 pm
by watermark
with claws, the kind only seen...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:46 am
by qsducks
watermark;884082 wrote: with claws, the kind only seen...
when the moon is full and it's the month of June...........................
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:31 am
by along-for-the-ride
qsducks;884221 wrote: when the moon is full and it's the month of June...........................
...but the queen relaxed and whispered to the gentlemen, "Nevermind, that was just Charles. He must be..........."
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:36 am
by Trunk Monkey
"Just waking up and seeing Camilla coming at him nude." So the man then....
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:47 am
by Mister Smith
looked behind Charles and saw Camilla for himself, he ...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:59 am
by Trunk Monkey
put the parachute back on and jumped from the....
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:07 am
by Mister Smith
rose bushes in the hope it would work like a jet pack, unfortunately ...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:50 am
by Trunk Monkey
he landed in the fresh manure they put around rose bushes to......
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:57 am
by Mister Smith
keep the greenfly away. The Queen laughed, and Charles ...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:13 pm
by Trunk Monkey
passed gas so loudly that the greenflies went right up......
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:24 pm
by Mister Smith
into his hair, and refused to move, carrying little picket signs which said ...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:22 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Mister Smith;884480 wrote: into his hair, and refused to move, carrying little picket signs which said ...
..."alas, alas..even royals have gas," at which everyone present tittered in disdain and pinched their noses muttering, ......
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:52 pm
by watermark
along-for-the-ride;884611 wrote: ..."alas, alas..even royals have gas," at which everyone present tittered in disdain and pinched their noses muttering, ......
:D
"now I can't enjoy my scone!" what with all them...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:05 am
by Mister Smith
bad smells and bugs around, it could ruin their ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:59 am
by Cow Patty
new royal capes that they had just put on to wear to the grand opening of...........
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:20 am
by Trunk Monkey
the new rural Inn called The Friendship but they....
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:43 am
by Mister Smith
had arrived on the wrong day, and it was actually ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:46 am
by Trunk Monkey
closed due to the fact it was....
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:52 am
by Mister Smith
still being built. Not to spoil a good time, the Royals decided to ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:16 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;885157 wrote: still being built. Not to spoil a good time, the Royals decided to ...
go to the Mall of America to check out the great sale they are having on..................
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:20 am
by Trunk Monkey
go down to Picadilly Circus and stop at.....
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:25 am
by Mister Smith
qsducks;885198 wrote: go to the Mall of America to check out the great sale they are having on..................
cabbages, so that they could make a giant ...
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:25 am
by qsducks
Mister Smith;885215 wrote: cabbages, so that they could make a giant ...
pot of ham & cabbage for that party later on the deck.................
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:29 am
by Mister Smith
where they plaaned on boogie-ing on down to Led Zeppelin, then getting ...