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Posted: **Tue May 20, 2008 1:31 pm**

Trunk Monkey;870440 wrote: Mexican jumping beans that we used for.....

...entertainment during the band breaks until.........

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 7:26 am**

along-for-the-ride;870514 wrote: ...entertainment during the band breaks until.........

One got stuck in AFTR's ear and we had to......

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 6:27 am**

call in the special ear doctor, but he was not available because he only removes jumping beans out of ears on.....................

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 7:40 am**

a first come first serve basis.........

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 7:48 am**

cubbybear1;871731 wrote: a first come first serve basis.........

therefore ALFTR is #59 in line..................

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 7:49 am**

so we decided to take matters in our own hands and......

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 10:31 am**

grab the bean but it kept jumping so....

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 10:36 am**

but the hose was too big so we had to...

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 10:39 am**

Idgie;872080 wrote: plan C and taped a smaller hose to the vac which seemed to..........

suck the life out of the vacuum bag that holds winter clothes.....................

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 10:41 am**

and we didn't want to risk that so we..........

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 10:58 am**

called in someone who specializes in.............

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 11:32 am**

the CEO of the "Beanee Weenee" company but he said......

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 1:42 pm**

Trunk Monkey;872186 wrote: the CEO of the "Beanee Weenee" company but he said......

...the jumping bean already jumped out of AFTR's ear and is heading for.......

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 8:32 am**

the Jeans Famous Baked Beans factory to be considered as a........

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am**

secret ingredient that would make people....

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am**

have less gas, because we all know beans give you........

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 12:17 pm**

cheap gas to fill your car so we all.......

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 3:15 pm**

Trunk Monkey;872952 wrote: cheap gas to fill your car so we all.......

....dug into a big bowl of beans and, pointing to our truck parked nearby, vowed that we would........

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 9:29 am**

fill that tank up so we.....

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 1:34 pm**

Trunk Monkey;873593 wrote: fill that tank up so we.....

...cruise on Route 66 and honk at.................

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 7:45 pm**

along-for-the-ride;873743 wrote: ...cruise on Route 66 and honk at.................

turkey vultures sagging sage brush...

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:07 am**

watermark;873855 wrote: turkey vultures sagging sage brush...

and the cows that were in the middle of.....

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 4:09 pm**

the field which was dug over for the mining company to come in and

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:01 pm**

freetobeme;874281 wrote: the field which was dug over for the mining company to come in and

(since when are mines in fields :wah: well nevermind)

battle fierce prairie dogs that had set traps

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 7:10 am**

watermark;874429 wrote: (since when are mines in fields :wah: well nevermind)

battle fierce prairie dogs that had set traps

to catch ferrel pigs..................

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 7:12 am**

but the pigs started to....

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 1:34 pm**

Trunk Monkey;874659 wrote: but the pigs started to....

...sqweel in fright and scamper all over the...................

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 3:03 pm**

along-for-the-ride;874837 wrote: ...sqweel in fright and scamper all over the...................

Darned field, setting off some 3D field topology analysis equipment, but Jed

(they weren't mining for mines you know )

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Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 3:59 pm**

freetobeme;874888 wrote: Darned field, setting off some 3D field topology analysis equipment, but Jed

(they weren't mining for mines you know )

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......forgot to turn on the equipment so nothing happened until.........

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 5:52 am**

along-for-the-ride;874908 wrote: ......forgot to turn on the equipment so nothing happened until.........

AFTR figured out the glitch and then it started raining on the field.................

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 6:25 am**

qsducks;875139 wrote: AFTR figured out the glitch and then it started raining on the field.................

and every one started to run for AFTR car that was.........

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 6:26 am**

Mustang;875214 wrote: and every one started to run for AFTR car that was.........

driving around in circles....................

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 6:32 am**

qsducks;875216 wrote: driving around in circles....................

so every one was falling in the mud all................

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 7:08 am**

over the yard and could not get their balance because their feet kept......

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 9:23 am**

Cow Patty;875345 wrote: over the yard and could not get their balance because their feet kept......

Falling off the side of AFTR brand new T-Bird that...........

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 1:31 pm**

...was splashing mud all over everybody except.........

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2008 8:24 pm**

along-for-the-ride;875730 wrote: ...was splashing mud all over everybody except.........

the lucky driver who was btw instrumental in maintaining a plot for this sorry...

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 7:07 am**

which only makes sense to those who have............

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 7:48 am**

done mud wrestling while they were....

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 7:49 am**

still in their wedding dress and at their..........

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 8:30 am**

wedding reception which was held at....

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 9:31 am**

Unlce Joe and Unlce Jakes barn that was right next to .........

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 1:20 pm**

Cow Patty;876404 wrote: Unlce Joe and Unlce Jakes barn that was right next to .........

..the old dairy farm that was shut down in...................

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 4:11 pm**

along-for-the-ride;876607 wrote: ..the old dairy farm that was shut down in...................

light of the discovery that the sour old cow gave out sour old milk so...

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Posted: **Wed May 28, 2008 9:03 pm**

[QUOTE=freetobeme;876785]light of the discovery that the sour old cow gave out sour old milk so...

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the family decided it was time to put a red ribbon around her sagging neck and give her to the newlyweds because

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2008 9:20 am**

believe it or not the newlyweds liked sour milk, it went great with their.........

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