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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:06 am
by farmer giles
Barman;1210916 wrote: Cant, computer crashed and now i cant find it for the life of me.:wah:


you mean your bar is unattended :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:20 am
by Peg
farmer giles;1211028 wrote: you mean your bar is unattended :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


Darn! If I didn't have to go to work, we could go drink for free, paint his bar pink, and have all kinds of fun. :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:37 am
by farmer giles
Peg;1211033 wrote: Darn! If I didn't have to go to work, we could go drink for free, paint his bar pink, and have all kinds of fun. :yh_rotfl


well that would be a .... thriller :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:47 am
by farmer giles
i have just seen his kids on the news without being horrible they are whiter than me ,all these black artist are saying he was an isperation for young black kids everywhere .... he has white kids something dont add up :thinking:



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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:01 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1211039 wrote: i have just seen his kids on the news without being horrible they are whiter than me ,all these black artist are saying he was an isperation for young black kids everywhere .... he has white kids something dont add up :thinking:



StumbleUpon WebToolbar The mothers of his children are white. The mother of his first two children Debbie Rowe is blonde with blue eyes.

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:15 am
by farmer giles
oscar;1211042 wrote: The mothers of his children are white. The mother of his first two children Debbie Rowe is blonde with blue eyes.


good grief :thinking::thinking:

i had taken you off ignore as i thought you had left but if you are staying can we at least either ignore each other or not ruin the forum for every one else



sue just told me the children are by sperm donar which makes more sense to me as they would at least be half cast :thinking:



oscar la vista baby :D

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:18 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1211048 wrote: good grief :thinking::thinking:

i had taken you off ignore as i thought you had left but if you are staying can we at least either ignore each other or not ruin the forum for every one else



sue just told me the children are by sperm donar which makes more sense to me as they would at least be half cast :thinking:



oscar la vista baby :D What leave because of you???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Merely giving you imfo.

The children are biologically his.

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:21 am
by farmer giles
oscar;1211049 wrote: What leave because of you???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Merely giving you imfo.

The children are biologically his.


have i ever said i wanted you to leave ,why would you leave because of me i never insulted you yesterday :thinking:

you just said out of the blue you were leaving and stopped posting imagine my shock when i saw you here today :sneaky:

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:42 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1211055 wrote: have i ever said i wanted you to leave ,why would you leave because of me i never insulted you yesterday :thinking:

you just said out of the blue you were leaving and stopped posting imagine my shock when i saw you here today :sneaky:
No you didn't say you wanted me to leave.

I was actually joking when i said i was going to but there seems to be a lack of humour here lately with some.

You will have a brief respite next week as i'm off visiting family. :-6:-6

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:41 am
by Imladris
abbey;1210876 wrote: I can understand peoples affinity with a singer they grew up with.

I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger :D




PMSL :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Best line in this thread!!!!!



oscar;1211049 wrote: The children are biologically his.


Sorry? How does that work then?



A black man (he was once so his genes still are) has three children with two white women and all three are completely white!



I know that there are cases that twins turn out to be one white and one black, but all three with not a hint of black??!!



Sorry but I don't believe he put a 'sample' in a turkey baster - I think they are from donor sperm, doesn't make their loss any less though - they've still lost their dad.

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:27 pm
by farmer giles
well done immy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i missed that :D

how is it going with the stones :sneaky::sneaky:

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:47 pm
by tracy829
The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:49 pm
by farmer giles
tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!


snigger :sneaky::sneaky:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:06 pm
by tracy829
They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:11 pm
by farmer giles
tracy829;1211745 wrote: They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.


i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed :thinking::thinking:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:17 pm
by tracy829
farmer giles;1211750 wrote: i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed :thinking::thinking:


He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on TV doing it.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:22 pm
by farmer giles
tracy829;1211753 wrote: He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on TV doing it.


thanks tracey or may i call you 829 :)

i saw a few youtube clips but i did not really know who he was :thinking:



which is fair as i dont think he knew who i was either :)

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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:00 am
by farmer giles
micheal jackson to lie



in court



in bed with kids



in state



nothing changes :thinking:

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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:52 am
by farmer giles
wrong but :wah::wah::wah:





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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:46 am
by Barman
Laid to rest at last:lips::D


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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:01 am
by Odie
tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!


:eek:

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:57 am
by hoppy
tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:58 am
by hoppy
Michael Jackson was so full of drugs, he was still dancing two days after his death.

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:03 am
by Oscar Namechange
hoppy;1212725 wrote: Michael Jackson was so full of drugs, he was still dancing two days after his death.
Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:05 am
by hoppy
oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?


All the ones that voted for Obama probably are.:D

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:09 am
by Oscar Namechange
hoppy;1212732 wrote: All the ones that voted for Obama probably are.:D
That's the majority then :D

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:21 am
by farmer giles
er mods this a mj joke thread there is some blatent flaming and insulting our american friends going on here :sneaky::sneaky:



by some one who is not on here to tell mj jokes :sneaky::sneaky:

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:27 am
by Bruv
Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:35 am
by farmer giles
Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.


tut shame :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:35 am
by hoppy
Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.


Good one.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:48 am
by farmer giles
Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.


maybe he was having a minor stroke :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah:

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:48 am
by abbey
tracy829;1211745 wrote: They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.:wah:

I like that

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:34 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.
Disgusting !!!

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:09 pm
by Bruv
oscar;1212840 wrote: Disgusting !!!


And I cleaned it up, person who told me was near illiterate, with a really foul mouth.

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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:22 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Bruv;1212869 wrote: And I cleaned it up, person who told me was near illiterate, with a really foul mouth.
:sneaky: :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:06 pm
by farmer giles
the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:



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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:33 pm
by Odie
farmer giles;1213180 wrote: the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:





O M G!:eek::lips:

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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:01 pm
by hoppy
farmer giles;1213180 wrote: the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:





:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:32 pm
by Odie
hoppy;1213197 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:lips:

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:32 pm
by tracy829
oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?


Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be??????:confused::confused::confused:

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:34 pm
by tracy829
farmer giles;1212420 wrote: wrong but :wah::wah::wah:







:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:38 pm
by tracy829
oscar;1210511 wrote: You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.

Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.

Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.

Nicholas Cage is sexy in a phsycotic nutjob type way.

Fabio Capella is sexy in an Italian pasta type way.

Your sexy in a face caught fire, put out with a shovel type way.


Mick Jagger is hideous, Nicholas Cage isnt the least bit good looking, Fabio looks like a giant homo.

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:51 pm
by Odie
NICHOLAS CAGE........OH BABY!:guitarist:guitarist

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:45 am
by farmer giles
Barman;1212529 wrote: Laid to rest at last:lips::D




i missed this brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:19 am
by Oscar Namechange
tracy829;1213554 wrote: Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be??????:confused::confused::confused: Could you add a link with your evidence from the trial and proof?

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:03 pm
by Odie
farmer giles;1213582 wrote: i missed this brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


your brilliant?

I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:08 am
by farmer giles
Odie;1213993 wrote: your brilliant?

I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


i'll have you know i came top of the class at maths:p:p

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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:23 am
by Odie
farmer giles;1213998 wrote: i'll have you know i came top of the class at maths:p:p


I came in tops in dissection!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:31 am
by farmer giles
Odie;1214038 wrote: I came in tops in dissection!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


i was very good at penalty taking but that was not my goal in life :thinking::thinking::)

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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:53 am
by Odie
farmer giles;1214043 wrote: i was very good at penalty taking but that was not my goal in life :thinking::thinking::)


I was joking about bisecting frogs.....dropped out of that class fast:(