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Barman;1210916 wrote: Cant, computer crashed and now i cant find it for the life of me.:wah:


you mean your bar is unattended :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

farmer giles;1211028 wrote: you mean your bar is unattended :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


Darn! If I didn't have to go to work, we could go drink for free, paint his bar pink, and have all kinds of fun. :yh_rotfl

Peg;1211033 wrote: Darn! If I didn't have to go to work, we could go drink for free, paint his bar pink, and have all kinds of fun. :yh_rotfl


well that would be a .... thriller :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i have just seen his kids on the news without being horrible they are whiter than me ,all these black artist are saying he was an isperation for young black kids everywhere .... he has white kids something dont add up



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farmer giles;1211039 wrote: i have just seen his kids on the news without being horrible they are whiter than me ,all these black artist are saying he was an isperation for young black kids everywhere .... he has white kids something dont add up



StumbleUpon WebToolbar The mothers of his children are white. The mother of his first two children Debbie Rowe is blonde with blue eyes.

oscar;1211042 wrote: The mothers of his children are white. The mother of his first two children Debbie Rowe is blonde with blue eyes.


good grief

i had taken you off ignore as i thought you had left but if you are staying can we at least either ignore each other or not ruin the forum for every one else



sue just told me the children are by sperm donar which makes more sense to me as they would at least be half cast



oscar la vista baby

farmer giles;1211048 wrote: good grief

i had taken you off ignore as i thought you had left but if you are staying can we at least either ignore each other or not ruin the forum for every one else



sue just told me the children are by sperm donar which makes more sense to me as they would at least be half cast



oscar la vista baby What leave because of you???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Merely giving you imfo.

The children are biologically his.

oscar;1211049 wrote: What leave because of you???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Merely giving you imfo.

The children are biologically his.


have i ever said i wanted you to leave ,why would you leave because of me i never insulted you yesterday

you just said out of the blue you were leaving and stopped posting imagine my shock when i saw you here today :sneaky:

farmer giles;1211055 wrote: have i ever said i wanted you to leave ,why would you leave because of me i never insulted you yesterday

you just said out of the blue you were leaving and stopped posting imagine my shock when i saw you here today :sneaky:
No you didn't say you wanted me to leave.

I was actually joking when i said i was going to but there seems to be a lack of humour here lately with some.

You will have a brief respite next week as i'm off visiting family. :-6:-6

abbey;1210876 wrote: I can understand peoples affinity with a singer they grew up with.

I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger




PMSL :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Best line in this thread!!!!!



oscar;1211049 wrote: The children are biologically his.


Sorry? How does that work then?



A black man (he was once so his genes still are) has three children with two white women and all three are completely white!



I know that there are cases that twins turn out to be one white and one black, but all three with not a hint of black??!!



Sorry but I don't believe he put a 'sample' in a turkey baster - I think they are from donor sperm, doesn't make their loss any less though - they've still lost their dad.

well done immy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i missed that

how is it going with the stones :sneaky::sneaky:

The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!

tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!


snigger :sneaky::sneaky:

They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.

tracy829;1211745 wrote: They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.


i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed

farmer giles;1211750 wrote: i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed


He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on TV doing it.

tracy829;1211753 wrote: He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on TV doing it.


thanks tracey or may i call you 829

i saw a few youtube clips but i did not really know who he was



which is fair as i dont think he knew who i was either

micheal jackson to lie



in court



in bed with kids



in state



nothing changes

wrong but :wah::wah::wah:

Laid to rest at last:D

tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!


:eek:

tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Michael Jackson was so full of drugs, he was still dancing two days after his death.

hoppy;1212725 wrote: Michael Jackson was so full of drugs, he was still dancing two days after his death.
Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?

oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?


All the ones that voted for Obama probably are.

hoppy;1212732 wrote: All the ones that voted for Obama probably are.
That's the majority then

er mods this a mj joke thread there is some blatent flaming and insulting our american friends going on here :sneaky::sneaky:



by some one who is not on here to tell mj jokes :sneaky::sneaky:

Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.


tut shame :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.


Good one.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.


maybe he was having a minor stroke :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah:

tracy829;1211745 wrote: They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.:wah:

I like that

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.
Disgusting !!!

oscar;1212840 wrote: Disgusting !!!


And I cleaned it up, person who told me was near illiterate, with a really foul mouth.

Bruv;1212869 wrote: And I cleaned it up, person who told me was near illiterate, with a really foul mouth.
:sneaky: :yh_rotfl

the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:

farmer giles;1213180 wrote: the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:





O M G!:eek:

farmer giles;1213180 wrote: the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:





:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy;1213197 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?


Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be??????

farmer giles;1212420 wrote: wrong but :wah::wah::wah:







:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1210511 wrote: You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.

Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.

Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.

Nicholas Cage is sexy in a phsycotic nutjob type way.

Fabio Capella is sexy in an Italian pasta type way.

Your sexy in a face caught fire, put out with a shovel type way.


Mick Jagger is hideous, Nicholas Cage isnt the least bit good looking, Fabio looks like a giant homo.

NICHOLAS CAGE........OH BABY!:guitarist:guitarist

Barman;1212529 wrote: Laid to rest at last:D




i missed this brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

tracy829;1213554 wrote: Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be?????? Could you add a link with your evidence from the trial and proof?

farmer giles;1213582 wrote: i missed this brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


your brilliant?

I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1213993 wrote: your brilliant?

I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


i'll have you know i came top of the class at maths:p:p

farmer giles;1213998 wrote: i'll have you know i came top of the class at maths:p:p


I came in tops in dissection!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1214038 wrote: I came in tops in dissection!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


i was very good at penalty taking but that was not my goal in life :)

farmer giles;1214043 wrote: i was very good at penalty taking but that was not my goal in life :)


I was joking about bisecting frogs.....dropped out of that class fast:(