(((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:06 am

Barman;1210916 wrote: Cant, computer crashed and now i cant find it for the life of me.:wah:

you mean your bar is unattended :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:20 am

farmer giles;1211028 wrote: you mean your bar is unattended :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Darn! If I didn't have to go to work, we could go drink for free, paint his bar pink, and have all kinds of fun. :yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:37 am

Peg;1211033 wrote: Darn! If I didn't have to go to work, we could go drink for free, paint his bar pink, and have all kinds of fun. :yh_rotfl

well that would be a .... thriller :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:47 am

i have just seen his kids on the news without being horrible they are whiter than me ,all these black artist are saying he was an isperation for young black kids everywhere .... he has white kids something dont add up

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:01 am

farmer giles;1211039 wrote: i have just seen his kids on the news without being horrible they are whiter than me ,all these black artist are saying he was an isperation for young black kids everywhere .... he has white kids something dont add up

StumbleUpon WebToolbar The mothers of his children are white. The mother of his first two children Debbie Rowe is blonde with blue eyes.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:15 am

oscar;1211042 wrote: The mothers of his children are white. The mother of his first two children Debbie Rowe is blonde with blue eyes.

good grief

i had taken you off ignore as i thought you had left but if you are staying can we at least either ignore each other or not ruin the forum for every one else

sue just told me the children are by sperm donar which makes more sense to me as they would at least be half cast

oscar la vista baby

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:18 am

farmer giles;1211048 wrote: good grief

i had taken you off ignore as i thought you had left but if you are staying can we at least either ignore each other or not ruin the forum for every one else

sue just told me the children are by sperm donar which makes more sense to me as they would at least be half cast

oscar la vista baby

What leave because of you???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Merely giving you imfo.

The children are biologically his.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:21 am

oscar;1211049 wrote: What leave because of you???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Merely giving you imfo.

The children are biologically his.

have i ever said i wanted you to leave ,why would you leave because of me i never insulted you yesterday

you just said out of the blue you were leaving and stopped posting imagine my shock when i saw you here today :sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:42 am

farmer giles;1211055 wrote: have i ever said i wanted you to leave ,why would you leave because of me i never insulted you yesterday

you just said out of the blue you were leaving and stopped posting imagine my shock when i saw you here today :sneaky:
No you didn't say you wanted me to leave.

I was actually joking when i said i was going to but there seems to be a lack of humour here lately with some.

You will have a brief respite next week as i'm off visiting family. :-6:-6

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:41 am

abbey;1210876 wrote: I can understand peoples affinity with a singer they grew up with.

I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger

PMSL :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Best line in this thread!!!!!

oscar;1211049 wrote: The children are biologically his.

Sorry? How does that work then?

A black man (he was once so his genes still are) has three children with two white women and all three are completely white!

I know that there are cases that twins turn out to be one white and one black, but all three with not a hint of black??!!

Sorry but I don't believe he put a 'sample' in a turkey baster - I think they are from donor sperm, doesn't make their loss any less though - they've still lost their dad.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:27 pm

well done immy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i missed that

how is it going with the stones :sneaky::sneaky:

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:47 pm

The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:49 pm

tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!

snigger :sneaky::sneaky:

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:06 pm

They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:11 pm

tracy829;1211745 wrote: They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.

i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:17 pm

farmer giles;1211750 wrote: i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed

He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on TV doing it.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:22 pm

tracy829;1211753 wrote: He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on TV doing it.

thanks tracey or may i call you 829

i saw a few youtube clips but i did not really know who he was

which is fair as i dont think he knew who i was either

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:00 am

micheal jackson to lie

in court

in bed with kids

in state

nothing changes

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:52 am

wrong but :wah::wah::wah:

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:46 am

Laid to rest at last

:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:01 am

tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!

:eek:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:57 am

tracy829;1211182 wrote: The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:58 am

Michael Jackson was so full of drugs, he was still dancing two days after his death.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:03 am

hoppy;1212725 wrote: Michael Jackson was so full of drugs, he was still dancing two days after his death.
Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:05 am

oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?

All the ones that voted for Obama probably are.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:09 am

hoppy;1212732 wrote: All the ones that voted for Obama probably are.

That's the majority then

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:21 am

er mods this a mj joke thread there is some blatent flaming and insulting our american friends going on here :sneaky::sneaky:

by some one who is not on here to tell mj jokes :sneaky::sneaky:

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:27 am

Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:35 am

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.

tut shame :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:35 am

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.

Good one.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:48 am

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.

maybe he was having a minor stroke :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:48 am

tracy829;1211745 wrote: They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.:wah:

I like that

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:34 pm

Bruv;1212742 wrote: Bloody interlopers.......

Reports are that rigamortis did not set in when Michael died. Although he did briefly become stiff as his body passed the children's playground.
Disgusting !!!

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:09 pm

oscar;1212840 wrote: Disgusting !!!

And I cleaned it up, person who told me was near illiterate, with a really foul mouth.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:22 pm

Bruv;1212869 wrote: And I cleaned it up, person who told me was near illiterate, with a really foul mouth.
:sneaky: :yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:06 pm

the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:33 pm

farmer giles;1213180 wrote: the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:

O M G!:eek:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:01 pm

farmer giles;1213180 wrote: the new mj statue :rolleyes::rolleyes:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:32 pm

hoppy;1213197 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:32 pm

oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?

Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be??????

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:34 pm

farmer giles;1212420 wrote: wrong but :wah::wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:38 pm

oscar;1210511 wrote: You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.

Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.

Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.

Nicholas Cage is sexy in a phsycotic nutjob type way.

Fabio Capella is sexy in an Italian pasta type way.

Your sexy in a face caught fire, put out with a shovel type way.

Mick Jagger is hideous, Nicholas Cage isnt the least bit good looking, Fabio looks like a giant homo.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:51 pm

NICHOLAS CAGE........OH BABY!:guitarist:guitarist

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:45 am

Barman;1212529 wrote: Laid to rest at last

:D

i missed this brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:19 am

tracy829;1213554 wrote: Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be??????

Could you add a link with your evidence from the trial and proof?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:03 pm

farmer giles;1213582 wrote: i missed this brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

your brilliant?

I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:08 am

Odie;1213993 wrote: your brilliant?

I don't think so!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i'll have you know i came top of the class at maths:p:p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:23 am

farmer giles;1213998 wrote: i'll have you know i came top of the class at maths:p:p

I came in tops in dissection!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:31 am

Odie;1214038 wrote: I came in tops in dissection!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i was very good at penalty taking but that was not my goal in life

:)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:53 am

farmer giles;1214043 wrote: i was very good at penalty taking but that was not my goal in life

:)

I was joking about bisecting frogs.....dropped out of that class fast:(