spot the bookmaker's X-Factor Gambling Hell

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:52 pm

spot takes out his wax dolls and lights a black candle

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:55 pm

spot;1072297 wrote: spot takes out his wax dolls and lights a black candleSpot you have been invaded by 3 hot chicks so just sit back and think of England;):D

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:56 pm

Carolly;1072299 wrote: Spot you have been invaded by 3 hot chicks so just sit back and think of England;):D

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Who the hell are they then :yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:57 pm

That Owens Hair:-5:-5:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:59 pm

SuzyB;1072304 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Who the hell are they then :yh_rotflAint us thats for bleedin sure:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflwas just trying to make him forget about his dolls:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:59 pm

Diane is just ruining a brilliant song:-5:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:00 pm

:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5Diana HAS to go :-5:-5:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:01 pm

Those judges must be pissed fgs.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:05 pm

I like Diana, she's daring to be different :p:p:p

But Alex and Ruth are the strongest for sure.

My pet hate is JLS, can't stand them.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:13 pm

Betty Boop;1072319 wrote: I like Diana, she's daring to be different :p:p:p

But Alex and Ruth are the strongest for sure.

My pet hate is JLS, can't stand them.Suzy did you hear this.....what we gonna do:sneaky:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:15 pm

Carolly;1072328 wrote: Suzy did you hear this.....what we gonna do:sneaky:

Lets tie her up so she cant get to her phone mwuhahaha:sneaky::sneaky:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:17 pm

SuzyB;1072332 wrote: Lets tie her up so she cant get to her phone mwuhahaha:sneaky::sneaky:

:yh_rotfl No worries there, I'm too tight

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:17 pm

SuzyB;1072332 wrote: Lets tie her up so she cant get to her phone mwuhahaha:sneaky::sneaky:

Phone? What's this about a phone?

Do you mean I can influence the result by expressing a preference??

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:17 pm

SuzyB;1072332 wrote: Lets tie her up so she cant get to her phone mwuhahaha:sneaky::sneaky:Na she might like it

;)look I need to lay down for abit so will have a fink then....talk soon babe;):-4:driving:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:18 pm

Betty Boop;1072337 wrote: :yh_rotfl No worries there, I'm too tight

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Must admit since all those phone scandals I dont vote no more

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:18 pm

Carolly;1072340 wrote: Na she might like it

look I need to lay down for abit so will have a fink then....talk soon babe;):-4:driving:

Take care :-4

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:19 pm

spot;1072339 wrote: Phone? What's this about a phone?

Do you mean I can influence the result by expressing a preference??

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:29 pm

SuzyB;1072344 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I'm at a loss for words. Do you people have the unmitigated gall, the outrageous impudence, to tell me that you've been surreptitiously influencing the result each week having first placed casino dollars on the outcome here? Is all honour completely dead in England?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:34 pm

spot;1072356 wrote: I'm at a loss for words. Do you people have the unmitigated gall, the outrageous impudence, to tell me that you've been surreptitiously influencing the result each week having first placed casino dollars on the outcome here? Is all honour completely dead in England?

Actually I never phone I just hit the red button on my remote instead:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Only kidding I dont vote no more, I just moan at the idiots who make the wrong choices each week:D

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:42 pm

I have so deep a suspicion of Chez and Carol that the word temerity has hovered over my mind rather like a vulture ever since these phone calls were mentioned.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:48 pm

I dont vote online by phone or by the red button Spot, I only vote with you Baby:-4

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:49 pm

Chezzie;1072382 wrote: I dont vote online by phone or by the red button Spot, I only vote with you Baby:-4

Tart :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:51 pm

SuzyB;1072383 wrote: Tart :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oops thought id PM'd it:D:D:D;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:03 pm

Chezzie;1072386 wrote: oops thought id PM'd it:D:D:D;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oi you you need to be thinking of us vouyers no fun if it's done in secret :sneaky::sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:15 pm

SuzyB;1072404 wrote: Oi you you need to be thinking of us vouyers no fun if it's done in secret :sneaky::sneaky:

Erm I was joking, painkillers must be playing havoc with yer brain, can you imagine a cyber flirt with spot, would take three chapters for him to cop a feel of yer nips:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:16 pm

I say! Steady on there!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:19 pm

Chezzie;1072427 wrote: Erm I was joking, painkillers must be playing havoc with yer brain, can you imagine a cyber flirt with spot, would take three chapters for him to cop a feel of yer nips

So was I but PMSL at your reply :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:28 pm

Hmmmm get off Britney... :rolleyes:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:36 pm

Crap how do I pay you :-5:-5:-5:-5

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:38 pm

It's a bloody fiddle :-5:-5:-5:-5:-5

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:39 pm

Under "Casino" you'll find "Transfer cash to another player".

We wish you greater success in your future predictions with spot the bookmaker.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:40 pm

SuzyB;1072472 wrote: It's a bloody fiddle :-5:-5:-5:-5:-5

Course it is! I bet she's considered too old for a start!

:mad::mad:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:40 pm

spot;1072473 wrote: Under "Casino" you'll find "Transfer cash to another player".

We wish you greater success in your future predictions with spot the bookmaker.

oh I know where to send it laddie:-5:-5:-5

Post by **spot** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:46 pm

Thank you Chezzie and Suzy.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:49 pm

spot;1072481 wrote: Thank you Chezzie and Suzy.

YOUR NOT WELCOME :-5:-5:-5:-5 It was a fix I say, I want a recount on votes humph!!!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:46 am

spot;1072370 wrote: I have so deep a suspicion of Chez and Carol that the word temerity has hovered over my mind rather like a vulture ever since these phone calls were mentioned.Spot dear it takes 100000000s of calls and im to bleedin tight so you have no worries:DKaz text me last night again in total depression as she reckons she owes you lots....you may have to get the "boys" out ye know

;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:53 am

SuzyB;1072472 wrote: It's a bloody fiddle :-5:-5:-5:-5:-5
TOTALLY AGREE!!!:-5:-5How the hell can that crap singer beat Ruth fgs:-5......ang on

I want Diana to win or Alex dont I as they are involved with my bet with Spot:-3well I wont let dosh take over my good self but come to fink about it maybe Diana aint that bad:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:36 am

dammit:mad: i didnt realise the judges didnt have a say this week,, mind i honestly dont know why ruth didnt get as many votes,, she was way better than eoghan,, no way is he gonna win by the way spot:D now i know i owe $1000 for jls not getting booted but cant remember if i had money on Ruth to win

im gonna have a look back and check then yer money will be in the post spot,, mader a bit of a killing with this one didnt ya:sneaky:

oh and also......Oi!!! Mike get yer hands in yer pockets mate, spot needs payng or he wont be bale to pay me my winnings when Alex wins:p:p:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:38 am

SuzyB;1072485 wrote: YOUR NOT WELCOME :-5:-5:-5:-5 It was a fix I say, I want a recount on votes humph!!!
oops

you can also have a bet on who you think is gonna win it ye know Suzy:D

Carolly;1072682 wrote: Spot dear it takes 100000000s of calls and im to bleedin tight so you have no worries:DKaz text me last night again in total depression as she reckons she owes you lots....you may have to get the "boys" out ye know

;)

Same here,,, i dont vote,, just moan about the people who do:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:36 am

Here are the revised odds for bets made this week leading into December 6th's contest in which 5 contestants remain.

Diana Vickers, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 1,200 casino dollars

Alexandra Burke, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 2,500 casino dollars

Then there's that pretty boy and the odd remaining band

Eoghan Quigg, Mentored by Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars

JLS, Mentored by Louis, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars

Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 1,000 casino dollars

Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars

Louis, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars

I'll pay out 2,000 casino dollars if you name the contestant who gets kicked off on December 6th, for every 1,000 casino dollars staked.

The current running bets are

Chezzie on Cheryl betting 2,000 to win 2,000

Chezzie on Diana betting 1,000 to win 2,000

Chezzie on JLS betting 1,000 to win 20,000

Milly on Diana betting 3,000 to win 6,000

Immy on Diana betting 1,000 to win 2,000

Carolly on Cheryl betting 20,000 to win 20,000

Kaz on Eoghan betting 1,000 to win 8,000

Kaz on Alexandra betting 2,000 to win 9,500

Mike on Alexandra betting 20,000 casino dollars to win 90,000 casino dollars

As things stand, spot the bookmaker will (depending on the final winner) be up or down from now by roughly

Alexandra down 86.5

Diana up 21

JLS up 35

Eoghan up 47

The Debt Servicing Department

I'm still offering to transfer Mike's outstanding debt of 24,900 casino dollars for 30% less than its paper value in exchange for 17,430 casino dollars on standard credit terms. When you get him to pay you the full debt amount you'll have made a profit of 7,470 casino dollars. The first person to transfer 17,430 casino dollars to spot the bookmaker buys the debt, I'll PM the transfer order to Mike and you the buyer can take over chasing it. This offer is open to Mike too if he wants to take advantage of it.

Spot the bnookmaker is pleased to note that there are no outstanding or other overdue debts.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:56 am

spot;1072801 wrote: Here are the revised odds for bets made this week leading into December 6th's contest in which 5 contestants remain.

Diana Vickers, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 1,200 casino dollars

Alexandra Burke, Mentored by Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 2,500 casino dollars

Then there's that pretty boy and the odd remaining band

Eoghan Quigg, Mentored by Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars

JLS, Mentored by Louis, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars

Cheryl, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 1,000 casino dollars

Simon, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars

Louis, you stake 1,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars

I'll pay out 2,000 casino dollars if you name the contestant who gets kicked off on December 6th, for every 1,000 casino dollars staked.

The current running bets are

Chezzie on Cheryl betting 2,000 to win 2,000

Chezzie on Diana betting 1,000 to win 2,000

Chezzie on JLS betting 1,000 to win 20,000

Milly on Diana betting 3,000 to win 6,000

Immy on Diana betting 1,000 to win 2,000

Carolly on Cheryl betting 20,000 to win 20,000

Kaz on Eoghan betting 1,000 to win 8,000

Kaz on Alexandra betting 2,000 to win 9,500

Mike on Alexandra betting 20,000 casino dollars to win 90,000 casino dollars

As things stand, spot the bookmaker will (depending on the final winner) be up or down from now by roughly

Alexandra down 86.5

Diana up 21

JLS up 35

Eoghan up 47

The Debt Servicing Department

I'm still offering to transfer Mike's outstanding debt of 24,900 casino dollars for 30% less than its paper value in exchange for 17,430 casino dollars on standard credit terms. When you get him to pay you the full debt amount you'll have made a profit of 7,470 casino dollars. The first person to transfer 17,430 casino dollars to spot the bookmaker buys the debt, I'll PM the transfer order to Mike and you the buyer can take over chasing it. This offer is open to Mike too if he wants to take advantage of it.

Spot the bnookmaker is pleased to note that there are no outstanding or other overdue debts.Funny how the females pay their debts:rolleyes:

Post by **spot** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:08 am

Carolly;1072806 wrote: Funny how the females pay their debts:rolleyes:

Hey, the bookmaker does too!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:10 am

spot;1072815 wrote: Hey, the bookmaker does too!Yes Spot your a first class payer upper....... if thats a word:-3

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:53 am

Hey I didn't see my bet

Maybe I haven't made it

Can I please do £2000 for Alexander to win, what do I get if she wins?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:55 am

SuzyB;1072959 wrote: Hey I didn't see my bet

Maybe I haven't made it

Can I please do £2000 for Alexander to win, what do I get if she wins?A night of passion with Spot on the meet......better tell Winkle you cant take him;):D

Post by **spot** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:02 am

SuzyB;1072959 wrote: Hey I didn't see my bet

Maybe I haven't made it

Can I please do £2000 for Alexander to win, what do I get if she wins?

They're casino dollars not pounds sterling, suzy.

You did say you wanted the bet last night before the contest so you can have last weeks odds.

I've added:

Kaz on Alexandra betting 2,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:04 am

spot;1072971 wrote: They're casino dollars not pounds sterling, suzy.

You did say you wanted the bet last night before the contest so you can have last weeks odds.

I've added:

Kaz on Alexandra betting 2,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars.

why you done that?:-3

Post by **spot** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:09 am

kazalala;1072972 wrote: why you done that?:-3

Oh swizz. Because I copied it and didn't change the name, that's why.

CORRECTION

delete

Kaz on Alexandra betting 2,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars

and add

SuzyB on Alexandra betting 2,000 casino dollars to win 6,000 casino dollars.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:11 am

:yh_rotflyou also fixed my quoting mistake:yh_rotfl you are such a fuss pot:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:17 am

Yeay, Kaz thank you so much for your pressi last night:-4 and Spot thanks for those odds

I have discovered the casino, its awesome, I love it :guitarist:guitarist