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Carolly;909536 wrote: Your contract is going to be be reviewed please note..........the Producer will not tolerate this type of insult................in other words............pack it on or I will bleedin give you a right hander:sneaky::mad::-5


corrrr you aint arf sexy with a cob on:wah:

Carolly;909402 wrote: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE......


Im not coming in then:mad: im sick of smokers being persecuted:mad:and im not sitting in a big bloody ash tray either:-5:-5:-5

*Kaz stomps off in a big huff and then later smashes the head off one of Carols dolls*:sneaky:

Chezzie;909529 wrote: Hello Miss producer lady...oh may I jus say your looking bloody ravishing today...Made your fav scan while you were out, pie mash n liquor, followed by ice cream :p...Just warm it up for you sweetie....Need your feet rubbing or maybe a bikini waxSee a woman who knows how to treat a REAL lady....when I do my first task for you certain people wont need to do it:rolleyes:

kazalala;909563 wrote: Im not coming in then:mad: im sick of smokers being persecuted:mad:and im not sitting in a big bloody ash tray either:-5

*Kaz stomps off in a big huff and then later smashes the head off one of Carols dolls*:sneaky:Now look....if you dont come in you will be replaced by somebody who makes me look like Minny Mouse....and Chez NO NOT Minny Moo:rolleyes::p

Carolly;909581 wrote: Now look....if you dont come in you will be replaced by somebody who makes me look like Minny Mouse....and Chez NO NOT Minny Moo:rolleyes::p


ok but i want a huge covered in area in the garden with comfy seats and heaters for the smokers area:p:D;)

Chezzie;909548 wrote: corrrr you aint arf sexy with a cob on:wah:Im sexy any time woman of such wise words:D

kazalala;909583 wrote: ok but i want a huge covered in area in the garden with comfy seats and heaters for the smokers area:p:D;)Get stuffed:sneaky:need to go and see how much poxy heaters cost:driving:

Carolly;909588 wrote: Get stuffed:sneaky:need to go and see how much poxy heaters cost:driving:


:eek: cheapo:-5:rolleyes:

omg I am laughing that much everyone in the house thinks I have gone bonkers.........shut ya mouth Pommie bird :sneaky:

jimbo;909592 wrote: are you calling her a cheap ho :wah::wah::wah::wah:


shhhhhhhh i didnt think she would pick up on that:sneaky:;)

kazalala;909563 wrote: Im not coming in then:mad: im sick of smokers being persecuted:mad:and im not sitting in a big bloody ash tray either:-5:-5

*Kaz stomps off in a big huff and then later smashes the head off one of Carols dolls*:sneaky:


Goooooooooooooo Kaz...why not smash all the heads of those UGLY DOLLS:sneaky:

kayleneaussie;909596 wrote: Goooooooooooooo Kaz...why not smash all the heads of those UGLY DOLLS:sneaky:


:wah::wah: baby steps Kay, baby steps:sneaky::wah:

kazalala;909599 wrote: :wah::wah: baby steps Kay, baby steps:sneaky::wah:


ok:sneaky:;)

kayleneaussie;909483 wrote:

Carol when she comes back and reads this :yh_rotfl:sneaky:......................oh boy are you pushing it Mad Oz Bird:sneaky::-5

Hope6;909503 wrote: I pity all of y'all when Carol gets back here and reads all of this! :wah::wah::wah::wah:Dont worry Sis.....I will remember your conduct;)

Chezzie;909487 wrote: heres Carol practicing for her first eviction interview:D

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

kayleneaussie;909590 wrote: omg I am laughing that much everyone in the house thinks I have gone bonkers.........shut ya mouth Pommie bird :sneaky:GONE???????:wah::wah::p

jimbo;909592 wrote: are you calling her a cheap ho :wah::wah:
Where did you spring fromwho rattled your cage fgs:sneaky:and behave Winkle...........Im In Charge:p

THE FIRST TASK HAS BEEN SET.........YOU ARE TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND PLEASE NOTE NOOOOOOOOOO RUDE ONES ABOUT THE PRODUCER......ANYBODY ELSE IS OK:D:p

Carolly;909653 wrote: THE FIRST TASK HAS BEEN SET.........YOU ARE TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND PLEASE NOTE NOOOOOOOOOO RUDE ONES ABOUT THE PRODUCER......ANYBODY ELSE IS OK:D:p


ummmmmmmmmmmmmm this should be good :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;909676 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm this should be good :sneaky:YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED WOMAN:sneaky:

Carolly;909632 wrote: Dont worry Sis.....I will remember your conduct;)


thank you Sis! :-4

at least i am trying to behave in here! :wah::wah::wah:

Hope6;909687 wrote: thank you Sis! :-4

at least i am trying to behave in here! :wah::wah::wah:As long as you dont listen to the much older Mad Oz Sis you will be fine;)

My names Kaz and I really love my food

I look good for my age so dont be so rude

Im in the bb house and the kitchens my domain

so when your voting for the winner, remember my name.

I have noodles in my nostrils.

I have noodles on my nose.

There are noodles on my cheeks and chin

and dripping down my clothes.

I’ve got more upon my forehead.

Some are sticking to my neck.

It’s completely disconcerting.

I’m a noodle-covered wreck.

I can see them on my kneecaps,

and I know they’re in my shoes.

(When I stand, they’re somewhat squishy,

and I feel them start to ooze.)

There are several in my pockets.

There’s a handful in my hair.

And I’m pretty sure that some are even

in my underwear.

So try not to do what I did:

I’m a total nincompoop,

and I fell asleep at lunch

while eating chicken noodle soup.

Chezzie;909706 wrote: My names Kaz and I really love my food

I look good for my age so dont be so rude

Im in the bb house and the kitchens my domain

so when your voting for the winner, remember my name.

I have noodles in my nostrils.

I have noodles on my nose.

There are noodles on my cheeks and chin

and dripping down my clothes.

I’ve got more upon my forehead.

Some are sticking to my neck.

It’s completely disconcerting.

I’m a noodle-covered wreck.

I can see them on my kneecaps,

and I know they’re in my shoes.

(When I stand, they’re somewhat squishy,

and I feel them start to ooze.)

There are several in my pockets.

There’s a handful in my hair.

And I’m pretty sure that some are even

in my underwear.

So try not to do what I did:

I’m a total nincompoop,

and I fell asleep at lunch

while eating chicken noodle soup.
:sneaky:Ok sunshine.....apart from the first bit................where'd yer nick it from:-5:rolleyes:

Friends from the start on the FOC thread together,

Saying we'd be friends forever and ever,

Some of the time we would be nasty and fight,

Other times we would laugh together all night

Did we ever stop playing with dolls and toys,

I remember talking about when we first dated boys

When we did we told the truth and never lied,

Always be open and nothing to hide.

Friends we are and will always be,

No friends will replace you, hope the same goes about me;)

Friends we will be forever still there to share,

All our troubles and all of our cares. :p

Carolly;909717 wrote: :sneaky:Ok sunshine.....apart from the first bit................where'd yer nick it from:-5:rolleyes:


ok ok so I improvised :sneaky:



Heres my attempt

Hope just had some chocolate milk

but spilled it on her shirt.

Jimbo got his jacket ripped

while rollingaround with Suzy in the dirt.

Gillywilly and Kaylene just had a fight.

jj looks as if he stayed awake all night.

Carol snores like a hippo on heat

If she does it again tonight Kay says shes dead meat.



Wenders is being a hussy,

as are fuzzy, Kathy, and Carol.

Giggs is in her pajamas,

and kinks is grooming her pu*** .

k has broke his glasses.

Mrsk’s sweater doesn’t fit.

Jimbo has a bloody nose,

and Pam has found a zit.

We should all be tetchy,

but we’re smiling anyway.

Today we get a new housemate

wonder who will be first bait.

Chezzie;909727 wrote: ok ok so I improvised :sneaky:



Heres my attempt

Hope just had some chocolate milk

but spilled it on her shirt.

Jimbo got his jacket ripped

while rollingaround with Suzy in the dirt.

Gillywilly and Kaylene just had a fight.

jj looks as if he stayed awake all night.

Carol snores like a hippo on heat

If she does it again tonight Kay says shes dead meat.



Wenders is being a hussy,

as are fuzzy, Kathy, and Carol.

Giggs is in her pajamas,

and kinks is grooming her pu*** .

k has broke his glasses.

Mrsk’s sweater doesn’t fit.

Jimbo has a bloody nose,

and Pam has found a zit.

We should all be tetchy,

but we’re smiling anyway.

Today we get a new housemate

wonder who will be first bait.:wah::wah::wah:Keep taking the pills dear.....you will get better:rolleyes::p

Carolly;909729 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:Keep taking the pills dear.....you will get better:rolleyes::p


did i pass:-4

Chezzie;909732 wrote: did i pass:-4
:-3Have to see the others first but so far im winning:D:p

Carolly;909735 wrote: :-3Have to see the others first but so far im winning:D:p


well least i named names, yours didnt so there:p

Chezzie;909739 wrote: well least i named names, yours didnt so there:p
Ye BUT

1.Mine was posher

2.Sooooo much better wrote

3.Made more bleedin sense

4.IM THE PRODUCER GOT IT BIRD:-5:-5

Carolly;909743 wrote: Ye BUT

1.Mine was posher

2.Sooooo much better wrote

3.Made more bleedin sense

4.IM THE PRODUCER GOT IT BIRD:-5:-5


>>>chezzie runs off into the diary crying and is so distraught she wets her self and crys even more...JJ offers to root through her knicker drawer for a clean thong but K has beaten him to it and runs round the kitchen with her thong as a pirates eye patch wich gets Kaz tutting and she spanks his ass with a wooden spatula.

Chezzie;909748 wrote: >>>chezzie runs off into the diary crying and is so distraught she wets her self and crys even more...JJ offers to root through her knicker drawer for a clean thong but K has beaten him to it and runs round the kitchen with her thong as a pirates eye patch wich gets Kaz tutting and she spanks his ass with a wooden spatula.
Look..........I dont want to upset you.............yer mirror does enough of that:rolleyes:go and see what else you can conjure up....maybe telling me what a great Producer I am:rolleyes:....even the top people take back handers ye know:rolleyes:;)

Wonder what gem the Mad Oz Bird will come up with:rolleyes::sneaky:

Wish I knew who was in an who aint.....getting abit confused hereSOOOOOO a NEW LIST:D...Anybody putting a poem of theirs on will be on the NEW list....Producers decision is FINAL:p

So far..............

1.CHEZZIE

2. ME:D

I've got my suitcase packed and am moving in.:wah:

qsducks;909897 wrote: I've got my suitcase packed and am moving in.:wah:
Right ok....BUT you gotta write a poem about yer house mates as a task.....oh gawd this is hard work:-5:-5:rolleyes: why do I bother

Right to those who dont know YET......from now on the rules are here....if you dont want to do a task......yer out :sneaky:end of..........Ive aged doing this I tell yer:(:driving:

Ok a poem for the day

And it's ok

Here sits Ducky

Ain't she so lucky

To be invited to a BB

And there better be some good tea!

qsducks;910006 wrote: ok A Poem For The Day

And It's Ok

Here Sits Ducky

Ain't She So Lucky

To Be Invited To A Bb

And There Better Be Some Good Tea!
Ducky Dear:-5you Dont Read Back Do Yer:-5ohhhhh No Wonder Im A Wreck:-5And Got A Sore Bleedin Head:-5The Poem Has To Be About The Other House Mates-1

qsducks;910006 wrote: Ok a poem for the day

And it's ok

Here sits Ducky

Ain't she so lucky

To be invited to a BB

And there better be some good tea!
By the way.......Im lost for words regarding this masterpiece:rolleyes::-2

Carolly;910026 wrote: By the way.......Im lost for words regarding this masterpiece:rolleyes::-2


I'm better at making up children's stories than poetry:wah:

qsducks;910033 wrote: I'm better at making up children's stories than poetry:wah:Ducky dear.....dunno how to say this...........but.....YOU HAVE TO DO A POEM ABOUT THE HOUSEMATES NOT A POXY KIDS STORY:-5:-5.......LOOK TELL YER WHAT....THE NEXT TASK WILL BE A KIDS STORY OK...IM A REASONABLE PERSON....B UTFOR NOW.....A POEM OK:-5........Ohhhhhh my head:(

Chezzie;909748 wrote: >>>chezzie runs off into the diary crying and is so distraught she wets her self and crys even more...JJ offers to root through her knicker drawer for a clean thong but K has beaten him to it and runs round the kitchen with her thong as a pirates eye patch wich gets Kaz tutting and she spanks his ass with a wooden spatula.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Y'all have got me laughing so hard in here, i can hardly type! :wah::wah::wah:

Hope6;910078 wrote: Y'all have got me laughing so hard in here, i can hardly type! LAUGHBLEEDIN LAUGH:-5...I GOT A MAD DUCK HERE.....A MAD OZ.....A COMPOLSIVE GAMBLER......A RELATION OF FANNY BLEEDIN CRADOCK.....A NUTTER WHO FINKS SHES A HAMSTER TO NAME JUST A FEW AND YOU FINK ITS FUNNY:-5:-5:sneaky::rolleyes:

Who gets booted?...

K.Snyder;910094 wrote: Who gets booted?...
Waiting for the poems Kev;)