ask el guapo anything

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:48 am

farmer giles;1163699 wrote: what weighs the most a ton of feathers or a ton of lead:-3:-3

both the same dumbie

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:22 am

el guapo;1163736 wrote: a staff bull terrier

muscular tough doggie!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:14 am

Odie;1163748 wrote: muscular tough doggie!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

He could always be a poodle:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:23 am

if there were ten birds sitting on a gate and a farmer shot one how many would be left :sneaky::sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:25 am

farmer giles;1163795 wrote: if there were ten birds sitting on a gate and a farmer shot one how many would be left :sneaky::sneaky:

None...the rest fell off the fence in shock:wah:

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:31 am

qsducks;1163798 wrote: None...the rest fell off the fence in shock:wah:

are you saying it was an electric fence :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

no the farmer used a silencer so there were 9 birds left of course if you had said 9 i would of said none as they flew away coz of the gunshot :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:36 am

farmer giles;1163807 wrote: are you saying it was an electric fence :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

no the farmer used a silencer so there were 9 birds left of course if you had said 9 i would of said none as they flew away coz of the gunshot :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

But how could they hear the gunshot if the farmer used a silencer:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:59 am

Do you still love me Hamster guapo? :-4:-4

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:25 am

oscar;1163840 wrote: Do you still love me Hamster guapo? :-4:-4

Is this becoming some kind of dirty thread?:sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:10 pm

farmer giles;1163795 wrote: if there were ten birds sitting on a gate and a farmer shot one how many would be left :sneaky::sneaky:

none the rest would fly away

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:11 pm

oscar;1163840 wrote: Do you still love me Hamster guapo? :-4:-4

after last night how could i not

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:56 pm

el guapo;1164100 wrote: after last night how could i not

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:18 pm

Odie;1164107 wrote: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i hope not

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:28 pm

el guapo;1164123 wrote: i hope not

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:45 pm

oscar;1163840 wrote: Do you still love me Hamster guapo? :-4:-4

He loves me. I met him first:-4.:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:28 pm

qsducks;1164176 wrote: He loves me. I met him first:-4.:yh_rotfl

ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo he wants me!:sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:34 pm

Odie;1164207 wrote: ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo he wants me!:sneaky:

Oh my, I'll have to send James a card soon for his first Easter:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:06 pm

qsducks;1164211 wrote: Oh my, I'll have to send James a card soon for his first Easter:wah:

thanx

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:22 pm

el guapo;1164573 wrote: thanx

I have to send quite a few cards out. I bought stamps the other day and also have to get a package out to Chez soon. Hah, she got my card for her in a week's time.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:37 pm

qsducks;1164627 wrote: I have to send quite a few cards out. I bought stamps the other day and also have to get a package out to Chez soon. Hah, she got my card for her in a week's time.

how many ya send

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:47 pm

el guapo;1164636 wrote: how many ya send

I sent her a singing card for her birthday and that took 4 stamps! Oh, just one for James, or do you want one too?:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:58 pm

qsducks;1164644 wrote: I sent her a singing card for her birthday and that took 4 stamps! Oh, just one for James, or do you want one too?:wah:

ya missed Valentine's day

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:05 pm

el guapo;1164652 wrote: ya missed Valentine's day

Well, when's Fathers Day over there...or do you have one. I could always send a birthday card:)

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:04 am

qsducks;1164756 wrote: Well, when's Fathers Day over there...or do you have one. I could always send a birthday card:)

not sure will let ya know

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:11 am

Father's Day here is the second Sunday in June.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:09 am

Odie;1165044 wrote: Father's Day here is the second Sunday in June.

They messed up our calendar here as it says C's birthday is on Fathers Day:wah:. She's one day short of it.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:10 pm

qsducks;1165085 wrote: They messed up our calendar here as it says C's birthday is on Fathers Day:wah:. She's one day short of it.

so what ya all going to ask ,me then

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:06 am

is it spring yet:sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:14 am

el guapo;1165319 wrote: so what ya all going to ask ,me then

I missed getting the cards:-5

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:53 am

Odie;1171177 wrote: is it spring yet:sneaky:

yes a bright sunny one

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:53 am

qsducks;1171185 wrote: I missed getting the cards:-5

so sorry

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:08 am

el guapo;1171251 wrote: yes a bright sunny one

enjoy......its cold and we had snow last night.:sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:46 am

Odie;1171255 wrote: enjoy......its cold and we had snow last night.:sneaky:

snow is good 2

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:04 am

el guapo;1171269 wrote: snow is good 2

Nah, snows a pain in the arse:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:05 am

qsducks;1171273 wrote: Nah, snows a pain in the arse:wah:

only if ya sit in it too long

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:06 am

el guapo;1171274 wrote: only if ya sit in it too long

With or without pants?:sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:13 am

qsducks;1171275 wrote: With or without pants?:sneaky:

without

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:18 am

el guapo;1171279 wrote: without

Yeah thats called being out in the woods and falling over on your arse while taking a pee:yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:27 am

qsducks;1171285 wrote: Yeah thats called being out in the woods and falling over on your arse while taking a pee:yh_rotfl

psssst we dont pee like that

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:32 am

el guapo;1171292 wrote: psssst we dont pee like that

girls do:wah:. We used to go to kegs in the woods & when ya had to go and being a little tipsy..........well you can guess the rest.:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:39 am

qsducks;1171296 wrote: girls do:wah:. We used to go to kegs in the woods & when ya had to go and being a little tipsy..........well you can guess the rest.:wah:

silly thing to do

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:41 am

el guapo;1171301 wrote: silly thing to do

Weren't you once a teenager?

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:45 am

qsducks;1171302 wrote: Weren't you once a teenager?

no imean peeing n falling in it

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:14 pm

el guapo;1171304 wrote: no imean peeing n falling in it

:rolleyes::rolleyes: Been there but didn't fall in it.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:24 pm

qsducks;1171329 wrote: :rolleyes::rolleyes: Been there but didn't fall in it.

yea i bet

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:07 am

el guapo;1171378 wrote: yea i bet

I could see if you pooped:yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:44 am

qsducks;1171754 wrote: I could see if you pooped:yh_rotfl

its nature ................

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:52 am

el guapo;1171770 wrote: its nature ................ el guapo...... what do you think of Obama's plans to go ahead with the Iranian missile shield?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:08 am

oscar;1171798 wrote: el guapo...... what do you think of Obama's plans to go ahead with the Iranian missile shield?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Wait a min. He has to get off his arse cuz he just sat in poop:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:08 am

oscar;1171798 wrote: el guapo...... what do you think of Obama's plans to go ahead with the Iranian missile shield

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

well it he can make a shield big enough out of iranians to block missiles

the go for it