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Would you like a big glass of ice!

Look's like Cow Patty is not playing today.

One drink headed your way!

Cow Patty is on her way to GA with QDUCK picking up 5 more kegs of beer. :wah::wah:

I can't wait my self just see what kind of tattoo they got

Well it looks like that you did a good job of keeping the place ticking along Idgie, though I see a few dishes and bottles lying around which should of been tidied up now people! :wah:

My turn!!! I'll have you know that I was always the one doing the cleaning from the toilets to the plates back in the days, and since my promotion those duties are now left to the pub newbies not me! :wah:



So........*looks around* ........... fine I'll do them then *grumble, grumble*



Anyway I'm glad to hear that you have been having a good time. How has your day been so far?

well Chris pull up a chair and have a drink on the house.

The dancing is just about to start. :guitarist

Cow Patty is on her way in with more beer for the night :wah:

Mustang;800979 wrote: well Chris pull up a chair and have a drink on the house.

The dancing is just about to start. :guitarist



Cow Patty is on her way in with more beer for the night :wah:


Hi Mustang. Dancing and drinks huh sounds like a good night ahead that's for sure!

Hi to you back. WE need a night time bar keep here so no one gives away free beer you up for the job!

I don't know. hope we did not run them off.

Idgie;800996 wrote: hehehehehe....dontcha know Chris....the dirty work is never done! Someone's gotta do it, why not you?



Days going well, thanks for asking. How about for you? Got several errands to run this afternoon. Am enjoying the day posting with all the new folks here at FG. What a hoot....they are an asset to this forum! :-6



Hey Mustang, when do ya think Cow Patty will arrive? I mean, with her and Duck getting new tats and drinking, maybe they won't be back for several day??? :-3 :p


Hahaha that's true but we could all spread the work around you know not just pile it all on poor Chris! :p



Glad to hear you are having a good day, and yep the new FG members are great. It's nice that they pop in on a regular basis rather than some I remember who went out sooner than they came in. My day is ok, my dad is at this very moment having a hernia operation, so I'm waiting to hear from my mum in a couple of hours as to how it went, so my mind is a bit elsewhere, but other than I'm fine thank you.

Time will tell How about soom more dancing on the bar from TM and her crew! :D

Mustang;801000 wrote: Hi to you back. WE need a night time bar keep here so no one gives away free beer you up for the job!



I don't know. hope we did not run them off.


Well considering the bar has been around for a few years with me being a regular customer, I feel that I'm pretty qualified to help around the place. So if everyone is happy for me to take charge (at least at nights.) then I'm happy to accept. As long as everyone behaves in a orderly fashion then we should be ok! :wah:

Thanks Idgie.



Well if we get all the dishes and plates washed early then that's just means more fun come later on! :wah:

Idgie;801038 wrote: Trunk Monkey says she likes swinging from branches.....can ya install some for her?


I'm sure I can get that arranged, after all happy customers mean a happy pub right!! :wah:

Can I smoke inside the pub? I'm new to this bar.

Yes you can this is a smoking bar.:D

A shot of Maker's Mark and a Bass Ale, TYVM!

Thanks Idgie in that case if anyone is after something then let me know and I'll see what I can do!



Hi GirlFriday I hope you are having a good day! What can I get you? :-6

girlfriday;801099 wrote: A shot of Maker's Mark and a Bass Ale, TYVM!


Ok I'll just go get them for ya.



*Heads over to the bar and starts the drinks*



Here you go - enjoy!

Well Chris I'am out of here for the day keep your head up high.and your hand on the money.:wah: and all the ladies in line. :guitarist

Yum! Thanks for the beverages! Great way to start the afternoon! (P.S.--I'm a bar consultant, so if anyone needs a drink recipe, pm me!):D

Mustang;801118 wrote: Well Chris I'am out of here for the day keep your head up high.and your hand on the money.:wah: and all the ladies in line. :guitarist


Hahaha thanks Mustang, have a great day! :-6

girlfriday;801129 wrote: Yum! Thanks for the beverages! Great way to start the afternoon! (P.S.--I'm a bar consultant, so if anyone needs a drink recipe, pm me!):D


Glad you enjoyed them!



So have you got any plans for the day ahead?

That's true I'm sure your expertise will be very handy in here. How would you like a assistant job to me here for the FG pub? Great pay guaranteed! :wah:

LOL, do our uniforms say "Will Work for Booze"?

Today's Drink is:

Slow Comfortable Screw (I'm not being perverted, it's what it's called)

Pour 1 shot vodka, 1/2 shot sloe gin, 1/2 shot Southern comfort and 2oz oj into a rocks glass over ice. Stir and enjoy!!:D

Hehehe does that mean you accept the position then? If so you can can decide on what uniform you want to wear, just nothing too naughty or risque is all I ask, as we have to maintain a level of professionalism in here, (well at least try!) :p

No problem! LOL, I once worked at a bar where the employees wore t-shirts that said " &%# the customers"! It was hilarious! I'll keep our standards higher in here, we want happy guests!:D

girlfriday, It will be a whiskey sour for me if you don't mind.

**stuffing a $10 bill in the jar on the bar**



Free beers again today???????

Coming right up! Would you like a cherry or a lemon?

girlfriday;801196 wrote: No problem! LOL, I once worked at a bar where the employees wore t-shirts that said " &%# the customers"! It was hilarious! I'll keep our standards higher in here, we want happy guests!:D


Hahaha well welcome to the staff then! As a staff member this now entitles you too all the benefits that come with, (well as soon as I come up with some anyway!) :wah:



Oh but that does include free unlimited access to the jacuzzi!



Hiya Cow one whiskey sour coming up. How has your day been? :-6

Cherry please....thanks GF

How is the new fridge I installed working out for ya?



****Now that the girls are here are we ready to "Coyote Ugly" this place up***

Great, thanks! TYVM for the tip, too!

Heck yeah, let's dance! Except I can't sing, somebody else has to do that!

Wonder if the monkey can sing as well as she plays the guitar?:guitarist

Didn't know the:yh_monkey could play guitar, let's hire her!

Well with all the dancing and drinking this place certainly is going to be lively!



I'll have to make sure I'm keeping my eye out to make sure the rules are followed.



Perhaps we should try and sign up some musical acts. I mean as much as I love the jukebox it is a bit old hehe. :sneaky:

Yeah, we could have theme nights, like Margarita Mondays where we have Jimmy Buffett karaoke all night and an ugly Hawaiian shirt contest!

Sounds like a good idea to me, and we can even run competitions and award prizes for certain places. If anyone has any more suggestions let me know and we can come up with something more solid, and hopefully a lot of fun for all to be had! :-6

Heya! Anyone here?



Looks like Chris has taken charge! Beer me please if you will bartender!

Cow Patty;801218 wrote: Cherry please....thanks GF

How is the new fridge I installed working out for ya?



****Now that the girls are here are we ready to "Coyote Ugly" this place up***




Coyote Ugly it is! Is that you on the left Cow Patty?

*Chris may be upset when he has to mop the floor but......let the fun begin!* :wah:



*Mustang slides a beer over to PurpleChicken*

There you go PC, enjoy! :-6

Coming right up! What will you have?