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LMHO!! at all the fools who are running around the casino's wondering what to do with their lives.

WWYD if they closed down on your b-day??

I'd go to some other casino!



what would you do if you had to start life over?

Run with it and change a hole mess of stuff.

WWYD if you woke up tomorrow and you were 50 years old?

Id wonder where the time went.



What would you do if you woke up in a diiferent house but everything else was the same?

Freak Out!

(and yes... you will wonder where the time went my friend)

WWYD if your dog didn't recognize you and wanted to bite you?

Rain;545891 wrote: Freak Out!

(and yes... you will wonder where the time went my friend)

WWYD if your dog didn't recognize you and wanted to bite you?


Didnt recognise me? id be well peeved!

WWYD if there would be no more summers and it was announced that this year would be the last....

I have the summer of the Millenium



WWYD if Snow burned?

NOT ski in it!

WWYD if the oceans rised up 20 feet in the next 5 years?

Buy a boat.



WWYD if tennis was the only sport that could be played?

Sell rackets.

WWYD if a child was being slapped around in a parking lot?

Slap whoever was slapping them.



WWYD if 2008 didn't come?

Be VERY sad. As that is when my daughter and babies will hopefully be coming West.

WWYD if tomorrow was the same as today?

Be Very Very Tired. Today was a LOooooooong Day.:yh_sweat :yh_sweat :yh_sweat



What would you do if you had to switch lives with someone?

Pray that the person I was switching with was rich and interesting!

WWYD if your new neighbours were a total pain in the arse? :-5

(I want something better than just 'move' too please! :rolleyes: )

I'd put up flashing, bright Christmas lights and talking Santas and leave them up all year long so they couldn't sleep.

I'd play Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight" and Barry Manilow's "Mandy" on permanent repeat, through my industrial stereo system.

Every timemy neighbor came out to get the paper, I'd yell "What up G-Dog??"

Even though his name wouldn't be G-Dog.

I'd call the (certain religious organization) and tell them my neighbor wanted to be saved and to find Jesus.

Pretty soon, they'd be moving.



:)

What would you do if your co-worker had a long strip of dirty toilet paper hanging out of his or her pants an dthey went to sit in YOUR chair??

Idgie;548798 wrote: I'd be very frank about it and tell them!

What would you do if your friend brought you a new puppy?


tell her it was a lovely thought but id rather have something you could open with a corkscrew

WWYD if you had no water for 2 weeks..

Idgie;548817 wrote: die of thirst and yearn for a bath!



WWYD if the power went out for 2 weeks during the winter?


use it as an excuse to snuggle upto my bloke...god knows what id do without my hair straighteners mind

WWYD if all you had to eat were potatoes?

Idgie;548823 wrote: Enjoy them in every way they could be cooked and be thankful for the food.



WWYD if one day you woke up and found someone had painted your room red?


Put in a red lightbulb and call business. :wah:

What would you do if you fell asleep in the bath, woke up and there was a window cleaner taking photos of you?

get him fired from his job then post them online myself and say it was someone else.

WWYD if your dog 'boofered' and you couldn't move?

What's boofered?

passed gas

Rain;550321 wrote: get him fired from his job then post them online myself and say it was someone else.

WWYD if your dog 'boofered' and you couldn't move?


I would laugh, because finally she paid me back for all those times in bed with me....:wah:

(never heard boofered before, very cute)

What would you do if you were shopping and they announced that you won 200.00 for being the 200th customer that day?

WonderWendy3 wrote: What would you do if you were shopping and they announced that you won 200.00 for being the 200th customer that day?


I'd go and get my money and spend it there immediately.



WWYD if a possum got into your kitchen and crawled up onto the table while you were having a dinner party?

shoot it throw it in the pot and eat it! (NOT)

WWYD if someone did that? :wah:

Rain wrote: WWYD if someone did that?


I'd threaten them with the animal control.



WWYD if 10 monkeys came walking down the street and jumped into your car just as you were getting into it?

Rain;552409 wrote: shoot it throw it in the pot and eat it! (NOT)

WWYD if someone did that? :wah:


I would barf right there in their presence....therefore I wouldn't be able to eat it, unfortunately it would probably be a McDonald's night!

What would you do if you were in a resturant and a complete stranger started eating your food?

wonderWendy3 wrote: What would you do if you were in a resturant and a complete stranger started eating your food?


I'd smack him upside his head.



WWYD if you smelled something really funny, like a fart smell, while you were in an important meeting at work?

cinamin;552413 wrote: I'd threaten them with the animal control.



WWYD if 10 monkeys came walking down the street and jumped into your car just as you were getting into it?


Have as much fun as a barrel of monkeys could give me



What would you do if you were in a resturant and a complete stranger started eating your food?

Shove him outta the way and order a new meal

WWYD if a homeless person asked for food

Rain wrote: WWYD if a homeless person asked for food?
Give them the number of a place where I know they can get a hot meal.



WWYD if your man did not come home at night?

Be there waiting for him when he did WITH his bags packed!

WWYD if he had a good excuse but hadn't phoned you?

Rain wrote: WWYD if he had a good excuse but hadn't phoned you?


Find out who he was with, wait till he did it agan and go investigate when he wasn't expecting it. (Did that)And then leave him.



WWYD if you met the other woman and she was not what you were expecting?

(Been There!)

Leave!

WWYD if he wanted you back??

Be strong enough to stay gone.



WWYD if a friend who you both have in common has told you that he is devastated that you left?

I'd tell him he should have thought about that B4 he screwed up!

WWYD with a gift of a fur coat?

See about returning it to the store for something else.

WWYD if you found $500 left on a counter at the grocery store cash register?

Take it to the manager With a witness and make sure the person was found who'd lost it.

WWYD if someone owed you 50 bucks and you needed it back?

Rain;552490 wrote: Take it to the manager With a witness and make sure the person was found who'd lost it.

WWYD if someone owed you 50 bucks and you needed it back?


Prob try and do without

WWYD if you saw somebody shoplifting?

Red;552711 wrote: Prob try and do without



WWYD if you saw somebody shoplifting?




Id run after them and tackle them to the ground. Then Id toss them up in the air and twirl them around with my feet sending them flying off into the womens underwear dept. Then Id run over to sporting goods and grab a fishing pole and cast it out hooking them just like a fish. Im not sure what Id do after that. Maybe get a hamburger and fries.

Nomad;552715 wrote: Id run after them and tackle them to the ground. Then Id toss them up in the air and twirl them around with my feet sending them flying off into the womens underwear dept. Then Id run over to sporting goods and grab a fishing pole and cast it out hooking them just like a fish. Im not sure what Id do after that. Maybe get a hamburger and fries.


lmto :wah: id love to be around when you catch a lifter nomad!

WWYD if the poster above you didn't leave a question to be answered? :wah:

Mustang;553554 wrote: WWYD if the poster above you didn't leave a question to be answered? :wah:


give her a good spanking! :wah:

WWYD if a complete stranger came up and kissed you passionately?

Improvise!



What would you do if walls could talk?

Fibonacci;554596 wrote: Improvise!



What would you do if walls could talk?


have a good old natter

WWYD if your dog said something to you?

Sell it! (all in the name of science of course :sneaky: )

WWYD if saw a lady walk out of the ladies with her skirt stuck in her knickers and toilet roll trailing from her heel?

Rosette;554742 wrote: Sell it! (all in the name of science of course :sneaky: )

WWYD if saw a lady walk out of the ladies with her skirt stuck in her knickers and toilet roll trailing from her heel?


oh tell her definately id die if that happened to me!

WWYD if FG closed down for repair for 4 weeks..?

Suffer :wah:



No I'd go to one of my othger forums until it was back up. Then Id be right back here!



What would you do if FG shut down permanently?