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Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:37 am**

Rain;498597 wrote: If you but knew....

the truth of the matter you'd know I was lying

I need a pair of...

bootleg jeans in the m and s sale

Spendng money is...

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:03 am**

onsekiz;498688 wrote: ...making me happy.

Eating chocolate...

solves all my problems.

Why does everyone..............

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:04 am**

onsekiz;498694 wrote: ........try to kill me.

Today is....

another day, make the most of it!

Let your cell phone......

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:35 am**

Let your cell phone......out of your pocket once in a while so it can breathe.

Cats rule the world. Dogs..................................

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:37 am**

Grumpaz;498807 wrote: Let your cell phone......out of your pocket once in a while so it can breathe.

Cats rule the world. Dogs..................................

are their faithful servants!! (that is true in my house!)

Once upon a time in a land far away lived..............

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:15 am**

WonderWendy3;498810 wrote: are their faithful servants!! (that is true in my house!)

Once upon a time in a land far away lived..............

Elvis!

I keep forgetting to.....

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:04 am**

sunny104;498825 wrote:

I keep forgetting to.....

Charge my cell phone, and then it dies.

Don't you wish.....

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:19 am**

Marie5656;498849 wrote: Charge my cell phone, and then it dies.

Don't you wish.....

we could be retired first, then work later in life?

How many times do I have to tell you...............

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:40 am**

Mustang;498863 wrote: we could be retired first, then work later in life?

How many times do I have to tell you...............

that your mind creates the world you see

Why does my cat always.......

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:26 am**

................ seem to know a secret?

One question I'd like to ask my cat is........

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:25 pm**

Lulu2;498892 wrote: ................ seem to know a secret?

One question I'd like to ask my cat is........

why do you always lick your butt when I have company here?

Now Christmas is over...................

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:41 pm**

Rapunzel;498999 wrote: why do you always lick your butt when I have company here?

Now Christmas is over...................

...and back to bein' grumpy!! (hopefully not though)

You know when you've said to much when..........

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:43 pm**

your wife says "Do whatever you want".

Cats have a way of...........

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:43 pm**

thinking your only here on earth to serve them.

When I said No, I meant....

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:53 pm**

Rain;499411 wrote: thinking your only here on earth to serve them.

When I said No, I meant....

ask me 589 more times, then I'll say yes!! (ha--remembering married days!!)

Did you hear the one about...............

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:10 pm**

Did you hear the one about.......

The guy who said I do, and then didn't?

How come I have a spot on my...

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:17 pm**

How come i have a spot on the front of my shirt?

Where did it .....

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:13 am**

.................full of hurdles, some higher than others.

If you had six apples and gave three to me......

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:03 am**

Lulu2;499622 wrote: .................full of hurdles, some higher than others.

If you had six apples and gave three to me......

I'd have 3 left!

My favorite thing to....

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:15 am**

sunny104;499784 wrote:

My favorite thing to....

..do with my time is to finish other people's sentences.

When the going gets tough.....

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:23 pm**

Marie5656;499799 wrote: ..do with my time is to finish other people's sentences.

When the going gets tough.....

When the going gets tough swim upstream....:wah:

Thank Gawd today is Friday because.......

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:51 pm**

Thank Gawd today is Friday because.......I don't think I could stand another Thursday.

My New Year's resolution is to.........................

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:57 pm**

Grumpaz;499979 wrote: Thank Gawd today is Friday because.......I don't think I could stand another Thursday.

My New Year's resolution is to.........................not burn my house down....:wah:

A police officer has just stopped you and you.................

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:22 pm**

guppy;499987 wrote:

A police officer has just stopped you and you.................

Jump out of my car, hug the cop and exclaim..LC, it is great to finally meet you!!!!

Look....up in the sky..its a bird...its a plane...ITs......

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:08 pm**

Marie5656;500240 wrote: Jump out of my car, hug the cop and exclaim..LC, it is great to finally meet you!!!!

Look....up in the sky..its a bird...its a plane...ITs......

Look...up in the sky ...its a bird..its a plane..its zinky zooming back into fg.

Bats have a tendency to......

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:11 pm**

Marie5656;500240 wrote: Jump out of my car, hug the cop and exclaim..LC, it is great to finally meet you!!!!

Look....up in the sky..its a bird...its a plane...ITs......sorry to interrupt, but that's hilarious! i'd probably faint! :wah:

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:39 pm**

To be hit with Baseballs!

There are a million reasons that you should never.....

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:45 pm**

take your children for granted.

So I told him, "you need to...."

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:49 pm**

.....Plug it in before it'll turn on, you dork!

He responded "Who do you think........"

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:49 pm**

Rain;500316 wrote:

So I told him, "you need to...."

"...shut up and deal."

Then he took the mayonnaise and lighter fluid and........

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:50 pm**

... and spread it all over his....

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:56 pm**

Rain;500325 wrote: ... and spread it all over his....

moonrock collection.

Then the pink elephant in the green beret..........

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:57 pm**

beat the snot out of him.

When I looked into those red rimmed eyes, I.....

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:17 pm**

Rain;500336 wrote:

When I looked into those red rimmed eyes, I.....

..said to 911, it is definatly time to stop celebrating your birthday.

Oh say can you see, by the dawn s early light.......

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:36 pm**

My head pounded so much on that National Hangover day I couldn't lift it to see that light.

I yelled at my hubby to get me a....

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:07 am**

I yelled at my hubby to get me a....beer and the remote and then keep on ironing.

This award is presented to Nomad in honor of...............

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:02 pm**

Grumpaz;500524 wrote: This award is presented to Nomad in honor of...............

His endearing and enduring fabulousness

If I could *only* try one more thing, it would be . . .

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:07 pm**

......space travel.

The problems with geraniums are....

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:21 pm**

Lulu2;500765 wrote: ......space travel.

The problems with geraniums are....

they come in so many beautiful colors now...hard to choose just one.

Orchids are becoming very popular in decorating schemes but.......

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:23 pm**

.......they're a pain in the petunia to keep blooming.

Nickels are useful when you need to......

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:25 pm**

[QUOTE=Lulu2;500791Nickels are useful when you need to......

...pair them with a couple of dimes to make a quarter.

Oh my god, I forgot to........

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:13 pm**

........turn off the heater when I left the house!

I like to take a handful of feathers and.........

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:46 pm**

Lulu2;500839 wrote: ........I like to take a handful of feathers and.........

Make a lovely hat for my friend, Cher.

When someone says cheese, I always think of.......

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:56 pm**

jesse b;500884 wrote:

whats that funny..........

Smell? Oh, its the cheese.

Wouldn't it be funny if....

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