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Marie5656 wrote: .....Marie play with his microscope..:-4 ...but we digress....Maybe he will let his team help solve the mystery of the garden.

And they can answer all of the burning questions we have like..."Why does...."


a red cow give white milk when it always eats green grass?

"Oh, I know the answer to that one", said Grumpaz, "It's because.............

chocoholic wrote: a red cow give white milk when it always eats green grass?

"Oh, I know the answer to that one", said Grumpaz, "It's because.............


....... it just does. Just as he said this a abnormally large bird landed in front of him. Gil looked it straight in the eye and suddenly heard a voice in his head. It said...........

... kill kill kill



... but

....being the softy that Gil really is, he commanded Marie to kill the cow for not giving the proper colored milk. Marie pulled out her personally monogrammed Uzi and..........................

... shot down three seagulls, two witches and one bald eagle. The witches were not all that thrilled. With Halloween close, they had decided their brooms needed airing and see where it had got them.. they'd landed on some stupid multicolored cow, and worse, it was snowing feathers and broomstick splinters.... Double double toil and trouble, said Hedwig to Wendy...

They angrily cast a spell an Marie, turning her into a chinchilla. they then repaired their broomsticks and flew off in search of candy. Gil Was dumbfounded by the event that had just unfolded. "how did....

The last sound she heard before passing out was............................................


...........a strange hissing sound. When she came to she asked Gil, "Ok, who farted?'

Gill blushed and said....................

Grumpaz;469346 wrote: ...........a strange hissing sound. When she came to she asked Gil, "Ok, who farted?'

Gill blushed and said....................


Shhhhhhhhh, I'm tracking that down and ............

It seems that the smell is coming from the cow. Marie missed it!!!

Oh well, Back to figuring out how to seperate Grumpaz and Marie.

Any ideas??? "I have one..." said.........

Fibonacci;470704 wrote: It seems that the smell is coming from the cow. Marie missed it!!!

Oh well, Back to figuring out how to seperate Grumpaz and Marie.

Any ideas??? "I have one..." said.........


the apprentice. We need to soothe the .................

"Sooth nothing!!!", said Marie. "Grumpaz and I have been joined since birth by our pinky fingers and have no intention of being separated."

Grumpaz looks at her hands and it looks like she has 3 hands on the left.

" Marie," she asked, "when did this happen!!!???" "I don't remember being attached to you since birth cause we're not even related."

Marie smiled a sly smile and said............................

Grumpaz;471312 wrote: "Sooth nothing!!!", said Marie. "Grumpaz and I have been joined since birth by our pinky fingers and have no intention of being separated."

Grumpaz looks at her hands and it looks like she has 3 hands on the left.

" Marie," she asked, "when did this happen!!!???" "I don't remember being attached to you since birth cause we're not even related."

Marie smiled a sly smile and said............................


What dreams there be, may not be real, but sometimes life is distorted a bit by the ..........

....little things that dont seem to matter! But they really do!!



"Anyway," Marie said, "I been meaning to tell you something.

The reason that you don't remember being joined with me for

all those years is............."

The reason that you don't remember being joined with me for all those years is............."

...you have amnesia and I've been trying to....

do up my shoelaces for way too long to care at all about what ....

AussiePam;500414 wrote: do up my shoelaces for way too long to care at all about what ....


everyone thinks.

maybe we should...........................

maybe we should...........................

just go home and forget all this. Can you walk outta here? Let's go now and...

.. make beautiful music together in the sea.. for I saw in a pm that....

AussiePam;501163 wrote: .. make beautiful music together in the sea.. for I saw in a pm that....


if you swim in the sea now the dolphins will........

Tater Tazz;501194 wrote: if you swim in the sea now the dolphins will........


Give us a ride, to that......

Belladonna;501224 wrote: Give us a ride, to that......


Island over there where we can...

Rain;503617 wrote: Island over there where we can...


....learn to do the hula dance and..................

Grumpaz;503642 wrote: ....learn to do the hula dance and..................


soak up the sun all day with tall drinks. Then we can...

Rain;504988 wrote: soak up the sun all day with tall drinks. Then we can...


lie in our hammocks under a glowing moon and

slip away into sandman land by the sound of the waves hitting the....

Rain;506051 wrote: slip away into sandman land by the sound of the waves hitting the....


pirate ship that has just sailed into the harbour. "What's that flying from the yardarm?" asked Marie. "Don't you know anything" said Grumpaz, "it's....

chocoholic;506152 wrote: pirate ship that has just sailed into the harbour. "What's that flying from the yardarm?" asked Marie. "Don't you know anything" said Grumpaz, "it's....


a pair of lady's bloomers. Do you think.....

a pair of lady's bloomers. Do you think.....

...if we stormed the ship and grabbed them they would fit me? So off we went to....

Rain;506674 wrote: a pair of lady's bloomers. Do you think.....

...if we stormed the ship and grabbed them they would fit me? So off we went to....


attempt an undercover operation to lift the bloomers from the

...Yardarm. We got 1/2 way up to the yardarm and .......

Rain;507742 wrote: ...Yardarm. We got 1/2 way up to the yardarm and .......one of the pirates saw us! So, we decided to run to the .......

Tater Tazz;507973 wrote: one of the pirates saw us! So, we decided to run to the .......


poopdeck...a good place cos we were so scared! :wah: but .....

The pirates found us and tied us up. They lined us up to walk the ......

plank but Fibonacci started tap dancing to the pirates singing the ............

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum" song. The pirates thought that was pretty funny, so...

They let me go. They provided a boat so i could get back home. I asked if they would do the same if the others could entertain them as well as I had.



"Sure.." said The Captain. "who's Next?"



Rain stepped foward and.......

Fibonacci;508824 wrote: They let me go. They provided a boat so i could get back home. I asked if they would do the same if the others could entertain them as well as I had.



"Sure.." said The Captain. "who's Next?"



Rain stepped foward and.......


started telling pirate jokes instead. The pirates were not happy when they heard the others laughing.........

Mustang;509022 wrote: started telling pirate jokes instead. The pirates were not happy when they heard the others laughing.........


because they felt that it was not politically correct to mock their profession and so.......

theia;509026 wrote: because they felt that it was not politically correct to mock their profession and so.......
they would only give them a floaty instead of a boat to swim to the shore. The water was filled...........................

Tater Tazz;509075 wrote: they would only give them a floaty instead of a boat to swim to the shore. The water was filled...........................


with more than one Guppy to direct them all to the shore.......

Mustang;509092 wrote: with more than one Guppy to direct them all to the shore.......But, when guppy turned around, a huge whale was coming toward them. so,

Tater Tazz;509813 wrote: But, when guppy turned around, a huge whale was coming toward them. so,


she blew some bubbles, signaling the others to hurry and follow her to..........

Mustang;509930 wrote: she blew some bubbles, signaling the others to hurry and follow her to..........


the island of the never ending story.

so when they reached the island they..................................

...were welcomed by Falkor the Luck Dragon.



"Follow me," he said. "Quickly!"



He led them to......

Fibonacci;512100 wrote: ...were welcomed by Falkor the Luck Dragon.



"Follow me," he said. "Quickly!"



He led them to......


The highest point on the island where they could over look the pirate ship, and there they found...

Rain;512160 wrote: The highest point on the island where they could over look the pirate ship, and there they found...
the body of the dead princess.

apperently, she was.........................

waiting for the group to arrive. But something found her before they did.



"What do we do now?" asked TT.



Falkor thought for a moment. "Would you like to know why you were led here?"



TT consulted the group. when they came to an agreement she turned to Falkor.



"Spill It!"



"Well," Falkor began, "It all started when......."

Fibonacci;512339 wrote: waiting for the group to arrive. But something found her before they did.



"What do we do now?" asked TT.



Falkor thought for a moment. "Would you like to know why you were led here?"



TT consulted the group. when they came to an agreement she turned to Falkor.



"Spill It!"



"Well," Falkor began, "It all started when......."


Gygz walked into the bar and saw blood stains on his shirt..........

Mustang;512375 wrote: Gygz walked into the bar and saw blood stains on his shirt..........
He relized that he had become extremly drunk and broke his glass.

He thought to himself, could I..............................