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SOJOURNER wrote: IGNORED AT A GATHERING

which is worse?

being treated like the red headed stepchild

or

being the sister of the favorite child


being the sister (I am :-1 )



Which is worse?

accepting that you're not the favourite child or trying to do everything to be the favourite child?

theia wrote: being the sister (I am :-1 )



Which is worse?

accepting that you're not the favourite child or trying to do everything to be the favourite child?


Trying to do everything to be the favorite child. (Why waste the energry it would take?)

Which is worse?

Being too cold

or

overheated?

CountryDweller wrote: Trying to do everything to be the favorite child. (Why waste the energry it would take?)

Which is worse?

Being too cold

or

overheated?
over heated!!!

as all FatKids know it is far easier to grab another blanket, turn up the thermostat if you're cold.

but once your naked, you can't take anything else off to cool down.

which is worse.....

telling an employee they have an "odor" problem

OR

telling a female employee that she has to shave her lip because of company guidelines regarding facial hair??

BTW, i had to do both last month

Wolverine wrote: over heated!!!

as all FatKids know it is far easier to grab another blanket, turn up the thermostat if you're cold.

but once your naked, you can't take anything else off to cool down.

which is worse.....

telling an employee they have an "odor" problem

OR

telling a female employee that she has to shave her lip because of company guidelines regarding facial hair??

BTW, i had to do both last month


shave a lip

Which is worse?

Loving too much

or

Loving too little

SOJOURNER wrote: shave a lip

Which is worse?

Loving too much

or

Loving too little


Loving too little! (Morning Sojo! :-6 )

Which is worse?

Again playing at the forum and getting nothing done

or

shutting the computer off and getting something done? :rolleyes:

CountryDweller wrote: Loving too little! (Morning Sojo! :-6 )

Which is worse?

Again playing at the forum and getting nothing done

or

shutting the computer off and getting something done? :rolleyes:
ARE YOU NUTS???????

shutting it down and walking away.

throwing a practical joke and it backfires

OR

the wrong person walks into the practical joke

CountryDweller wrote: Loving too little! (Morning Sojo! :-6 )

Which is worse?

Again playing at the forum and getting nothing done

or

shutting the computer off and getting something done? :rolleyes:


Morning CD. What! Are you my mother now............... Playing is bad before working -- good after working. OKAY!

Which is worse?

Thinly disguised jabs

or

Straight talk

SOJOURNER wrote: Morning CD. What! Are you my mother now............... Playing is bad before working -- good after working. OKAY!

Which is worse?

Thinly disguised jabs

or

Straight talk


(My mothering days are over sweetie! :p )

Jabs...must be the answer you're looking for! Jabs, it is! LOL

Which is worse:

No cream for your coffee

or

no eggs for breakfast?

CountryDweller wrote: (My mothering days are over sweetie! :p )

Jabs...must be the answer you're looking for! Jabs, it is! LOL

Which is worse:

No cream for your coffee

or

no eggs for breakfast?
i dispise coffee. Foul drink.

no eggs?? bite your tongue!!

Giving up Thanksgiving with your family

or

Giving up Christmas with your family

Wolverine wrote: i dispise coffee. Foul drink.

no eggs?? bite your tongue!!

Giving up Thanksgiving with your family

or

Giving up Christmas with your family


Giving up Christmas especially without coffee for breakfast..........



Which is worse?

Knowing there is a snake in your house?

or

Knowing there is a large spider in your bedroom.

SOJOURNER wrote: Giving up Christmas especially without coffee for breakfast..........



Which is worse?

Knowing there is a snake in your house?

or

Knowing there is a large spider in your bedroom.
SPIDER!!

I hate furry spiders.

Wolverine wrote: SPIDER!!

I hate furry spiders.


Calm down now and give us your question....

SOJOURNER wrote: Calm down now and give us your question....
can't..... spiders.... crawling..... *squeal* Eeeeeek!

Wolverine wrote: can't..... spiders.... crawling..... *squeal* Eeeeeek!


Quick. Behind you! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

SOJOURNER wrote: Giving up Christmas especially without coffee for breakfast..........



Which is worse?

Knowing there is a snake in your house?

or

Knowing there is a large spider in your bedroom.


I really like them both...but would have to say the snake!

Which is worse?

A bat flying in your house at night

or

a raccoon crawling in bed with you?

SOJOURNER wrote: Quick. Behind you! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaarrrgghh

not funny

CountryDweller wrote: I really like them both...but would have to say the snake!

Which is worse?

A bat flying in your house at night

or

a raccoon crawling in bed with you?


Would I know the Raccoon?

SOJOURNER wrote: Would I know the Raccoon?


Yes...I guess you'd know the raccoon...

and you'd also know the bat!

so...what's your answer?

Bat or raccoon?

CountryDweller wrote: Yes...I guess you'd know the raccoon...

and you'd also know the bat!

so...what's your answer?

Bat or raccoon?


LOL

Oh, CD, you tempt me so.....................

Can I stifle myself re the bat comment? No. Yes. No. Yes. I must, I guess.

Okay. Raccoon.

Which is worse?

Trying to pretend you are someone you are not

or

Being with someone who is acting like someone they are not

Being with someone who is acting like someone they are not!

Which is worse?

Cleaning up dog poo out of your yard

or

cleaning the fish that you caught while fishing?

CountryDweller wrote: Being with someone who is acting like someone they are not!

Which is worse?

Cleaning up dog poo out of your yard

or

cleaning the fish that you caught while fishing?


FISH



Which is worse?

Running out of printer ink and not having a spare

or

Being unable to insert the new ink cartridge in your printer

SOJOURNER wrote: FISH



Which is worse?

Running out of printer ink and not having a spare

or

Being unable to insert the new ink cartridge in your printer


Not being able to insert the new cartridge. (But not having ink is just as worse!)

Which is worse?

Sitting and doing something playful while your better half cleans house

or

jump in and help the better half clean and put playful something aside?

CountryDweller wrote: Not being able to insert the new cartridge. (But not having ink is just as worse!)

Which is worse?

Sitting and doing something playful while your better half cleans house

or

jump in and help the better half clean and put playful something aside?


Sitting and doing something playful (guilt steps in)



Which is worse?

Upsetting your children or upsetting your partner?

theia wrote: Sitting and doing something playful (guilt steps in)



Which is worse?

Upsetting your children or upsetting your partner?


Partner

Which is worse?

Sand storm

or

Blizzard

SOJOURNER wrote: Partner

Which is worse?

Sand storm

or

Blizzard
Sand storm.

Which is worse?

Raking all the leaves out of your yard then a storm hits and the ground is covered again

or

Not raking at all?

CountryDweller wrote: Sand storm.

Which is worse?

Raking all the leaves out of your yard then a storm hits and the ground is covered again

or

Not raking at all?


the waste of time raking..............

Which is worse?

Marrying for money

or

Being married for your money

SOJOURNER wrote: the waste of time raking..............

Which is worse?

Marrying for money

or

Being married for your money


Being married for your money.

Which is worse?

Having an infected foot

or

a sinus infection?

CountryDweller wrote: Being married for your money.

Which is worse?

Having an infected foot

or

a sinus infection?


Sinus infection



Which is worse?

Having Diabeties

or

Having Heart Disease

Both are bad (yuck) but I'll go with heart disease.



Splinter in your finger



or



a wasp sting to the foot?

devist8me wrote:



Splinter in your finger



or



a wasp sting to the foot?


Wasp sting to the foot.

Which is worse?

Kissing someone with chewing snuff in their mouth

or

someone who is too drunk to drive?

Lil~Basco wrote: Wasp sting to the foot.

Which is worse?

Kissing someone with chewing snuff in their mouth

or

someone who is too drunk to drive?


SNUFF KISSER

Which is worse?

Finding a worm in your salad

or

Seeing mouse droppings on the tablecloth

SOJOURNER wrote: SNUFF KISSER

Which is worse?

Finding a worm in your salad

or

Seeing mouse droppings on the tablecloth


Worm in salad



Which is worse?



Fear of something or doing something you fear?

theia wrote: Worm in salad





Which is worse?





Fear of something or doing something you fear?


Fear of something





Which is worse?



Not having anything to do at work or too much work?

sleeper wrote: Fear of something





Which is worse?



Not having anything to do at work or too much work?


Not having anything to do



Which is worse?

Being over or under your optimum weight?

theia wrote:



Which is worse?

Being over or under your optimum weight?
Being over!

Which is worse?

Masticating gum or nuts?

CountryDweller wrote: Being over!

Which is worse?

Masticating gum or nuts?


Nuts.

Which is worse?

Calling your date and lying to him/her why you are cancelling it

or going on the date and being bored to tears?

Lil~Basco wrote: Nuts.

Which is worse?

Calling your date and lying to him/her why you are cancelling it

or going on the date and being bored to tears?




Calling your date and lying to him/her why you are cancelling it

Which is worse



Having no tissue available after a nasty sneeze

or

Having a runny nose and not being aware it is dripping

SOJOURNER wrote: Calling your date and lying to him/her why you are cancelling it

Which is worse



Having no tissue available after a nasty sneeze

or

Having a runny nose and not being aware it is dripping


Having the runny nose!

Which is worse?

spending time away from your loved ones

or

spending time alone?

Lil~Basco wrote: Having the runny nose!

Which is worse?

spending time away from your loved ones

or

spending time alone?


Away from loved ones



Which is worse?

Having your sentences finished by someone

or

Being constantly interupted when speaking

Being constantly interrupted.



Living next to a registered underaged sex offender and not knowing it

or chatting online with a registered underaged sex offender?

Living next to one (because I would know about it!)



A fractured leg

or

a fractured arm?

devist8me wrote: Living next to one (because I would know about it!)



A fractured leg

or

a fractured arm?


A fractured leg



Which is worse?



Thinking your partner doesn't love you or knowing it?

theia wrote:

Which is worse?



Thinking your partner doesn't love you or knowing it?


Thinking it (cuz you tear yourself up wondering about it). Knowing it allows you to know you've got decisions to make.



Which is worse?

bad art

or

bad music?

devist8me wrote: Thinking it (cuz you tear yourself up wondering about it). Knowing it allows you to know you've got decisions to make.



Which is worse?

bad art

or

bad music?


Bad music

Which is worse?

Having your toddler biten at daycare by another toddler

or

Hving your toddler biting other kids

SOJOURNER wrote: Bad music

Which is worse?

Having your toddler biten at daycare by another toddler

or

Hving your toddler biting other kids


Having your toddler bite other kids (although either is difficult)

Which is worse?

Hoarding or never hanging on to anything?

theia wrote: Having your toddler bite other kids (although either is difficult)

Which is worse?

Hoarding or never hanging on to anything?


Hoarding



Which is worse?

A corn on your foot

or

A wart on the middle finger of your writing hand

SOJOURNER wrote: Hoarding



Which is worse?

A corn on your foot

or

A wart on the middle finger of your writing hand


A corn (perhaps the wart can be charmed? )

Which is worse?

Being mean with money or being wasteful with it?

theia wrote:

Which is worse?

Being mean with money or being wasteful with it?


Being mean with money.

Which is worse?

Loosing one of your precious earrings

or

loaning a pair to someone and they won't return them?

Loaning earrings and not having them returned - cos you end up losing a friend as well. I used to have a friend who always wore odd earrings & it looked really cool.

Which is worse.....

a workmate who always belches...or one who always farts? :sneaky: :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: Loaning earrings and not having them returned - cos you end up losing a friend as well. I used to have a friend who always wore odd earrings & it looked really cool.

Which is worse.....

a workmate who always belches...or one who always farts? :sneaky: :wah:


The one who always farts! Pooey! :wah:

Which is worse:

one that eats all the time at their desk

or

one who has too many photo's on their desk?