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jimbo;552761 wrote: i'm sorry mock will come only in red .... bright red and red glitter


Ok i can handle red.....does that mean we all get free samples then?

Red;552766 wrote: Ok i can handle red.....does that mean we all get free samples then?


er ........ ........... ............ ................ no

boooooo! im sending a letter of complaint to the management then

Red;552774 wrote: boooooo! im sending a letter of complaint to the management then


That'll be me then :wah: :wah:

SuzyB;552777 wrote: That'll be me then :wah: :wah:


oh suzy of course....its always a good woman in charge isnt it

Red;552781 wrote: oh suzy of course....its always a good woman in charge isnt it




oi i'm in charge around here and i have sue's permision to say so

jimbo;552784 wrote: oi i'm in charge around here and i have sue's permision to say so


:wah: careful she'll take you in her office and give you a warning mr!

BH672;552664 wrote: do you remember Mr. B.H.?
jimbo;552682 wrote: er funny enough i dont , strange that
BH672;552697 wrote: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he remembers you. Very well.


He use to call you 'Cherry Boy,' remember now?

Wonderwoman, now do you see why jimbo needs the lasso of truth?

BH672;552789 wrote: He use to call you 'Cherry Boy,' remember now?

Wonderwoman, now do you see why jimbo needs the lasso of truth?






Yes, I do....in my trusty dusty trunk digging it up to give it to him....:-5

BH672;552789 wrote: He use to call you 'Cherry Boy,' remember now?



Wonderwoman, now do you see why jimbo needs the lasso of truth?










.......................:wah:



hysterical madman laughter

Jimbo who is bh672?

BH672 who is Tater Tazz?

Tater Tazz;553205 wrote: Jimbo who is bh672?




is your other halves name rick by any chance :sneaky: :sneaky:





no idea , some one trying to wind up the jimbo with weird poems calling me cherry boy , and making fun of my bald head, sending me weird pm's





i say we lynch him on his outing and believe me bh672 we will find you

BH672;553254 wrote: BH672 who is Tater Tazz?


i'm on to you , as we speak , the finest minds on the forum are searching every nook and cranny of the garden for you

What did you do for valentines day?

Tater Tazz;553371 wrote: What did you do for valentines day?




i took bh672 out for lunch , he has taken the break up very badly





i also had a nice meal with sue :-4 :-4





ruined by some ones bad manners and idiotic behavior on the next table , but next year it wont happen she is insisting we sit at the same table so she can keep an eye on me

Sweet! Do you know a good joke? What is it? Will it make me laugh?

jimbo;553351 wrote: i'm on to you , as we speak , the finest minds on the forum are searching every nook and cranny of the garden for you
Tater Tazz;553382 wrote: Sweet! Do you know a good joke? What is it? Will it make me laugh?


The Finest Minds On The Forum Year in Review:



January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.



:wah: bouahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! :wah:

Dearest Jimborooni, why is the Prince Albert piercing named after Prince Albert? And did anyone ever let him out of that can ?

BH672;553409 wrote: The Finest Minds On The Forum Year in Review:



January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.



:wah: bouahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! :wah:


i seriously snorted reading this... :wah: BH672...too funny :wah:

Why do you refuse to answer your Jimbo questions ?

Nomad;553436 wrote: Dearest Jimborooni, why is the Prince Albert piercing named after Prince Albert? And did anyone ever let him out of that can ?




dearest nomadski .. i have no idea what you are talking about so i will take a shot in the dark and say no

Nomad;553555 wrote: Why do you refuse to answer your Jimbo questions ?


sorry to keep you waiting bh672 is stalking me :-3 :-3

Oh cmon....you call a store and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can (tobacco) and if they say yes you say well you better let him out before he suffocates.

Oh never mind...........

If the dog is in the room while you are having sex do you think he knows whats going on ?

What about if someones grandmother is deceased, do you think she watches from heaven and judges us ?

Nomad;553567 wrote: If the dog is in the room while you are having sex do you think he knows whats going on ?

What about if someones grandmother is deceased, do you think she watches from heaven and judges us ?




yup and yup



well thats bound to put me off now , can they see in the dark if their in heavon , i'm not bothered about the dog though having some one lick my feet helps me imagine i'm in a three some

jimbo;553559 wrote: bh672 is stalking me


jimbo,

can you feel his eyes on you?

jimbo;553568 wrote: yup and yup



well thats bound to put me off now , can they see in the dark if their in heavon , i'm not bothered about the dog though having some one lick my feet helps me imagine i'm in a three some






Grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, uncles....theyre all watching your white ass bouncing around.

Nomad;553580 wrote: Grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, uncles....theyre all watching your white ass bouncing around.


Who, me?

Frotteurism as we all know began as a controversial branch of Christianity founded by an American, Joseph Smithfrotter, who claimed he was instructed by Jesus to go into the woods and pleasure himself against unsuspecting bears. But now it refers to a sexual practice whereby the frotteur receives sexual gratification by rubbing his dirty parts against a nonconsenting person in a public place. Are you now or have you ever been guilty of frotteuring ?

Tell the truth Jimbo.

Nomad;553583 wrote: Frotteurism as we all know began as a controversial branch of Christianity founded by an American, Joseph Smithfrotter, who claimed he was instructed by Jesus to go into the woods and pleasure himself against unsuspecting bears. But now it refers to a sexual practice whereby the frotteur receives sexual gratification by rubbing his dirty parts against a nonconsenting person in a public place. Are you now or have you ever been guilty of frotteuring ?

Tell the truth Jimbo.


where do you get this stuff nomad :wah:

Nomad;553583 wrote: Frotteurism as we all know began as a controversial branch of Christianity founded by an American, Joseph Smithfrotter, who claimed he was instructed by Jesus to go into the woods and pleasure himself against unsuspecting bears. But now it refers to a sexual practice whereby the frotteur receives sexual gratification by rubbing his dirty parts against a nonconsenting person in a public place. Are you now or have you ever been guilty of frotteuring ?

Tell the truth Jimbo.


nomad thats a bit tame for me i only like the bad stuff

Soberano;553569 wrote: Why aren't you watching Spurs-v-Fulham?




you mean the 4---0



spurs victory buddy of course i watched it but after recent results i thought best keep it quite :wah: :wah:

BH672;553574 wrote: jimbo,



can you feel his eyes on you?








aha its a he then :wah: :wah:





nah thats a red herring its a she then

BH672;553582 wrote: Who, me?










specially you :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

jesse b;553634 wrote: jimbo did ya send pic


no mate cant do it sorry , i'm a puter retard





are you bh672 , i want the truth

Soberano;553694 wrote: Are you worried that Spurs just might draw Plymouth in the quarter final Jimbo?



Nomad, is that true? My brother and his wife were in Tunisia when some arab type took out his todger and wiped it on my sister in law. They were at a market in broad daylight.


no way plymouth are history :wah:



crap i bet your sister in law was alarmed

jesse b;553740 wrote: who what where when


i have been stalked by persons unknown

All the vip's have stalkers jimbo

Red;553750 wrote: All the vip's have stalkers jimbo




i think its an irishstalker ........ he or she or they wait around all day then ignore me





its precisely that i am a vip that i'm being stalked i'm a Very irritating Prat



:D

Pinky;553759 wrote: Jimbo, why did BH want me to go back into that thread?

D'ya think he was just missing me or summat?:D




coz of your fine brain pinky , and the fact that some of the cluese mean something only to you the army thing ... to me points to spot mmmm

Pinky;553766 wrote: That's what I reckon too.

The only guys I know in the army are Zolly and Brad...haven't seen the latter for years and Zol is in the middle of a field in...YIKES!!! In America!!!

I'll bloody kill him when he gets back if it is him!:-5



Nah, can't be. He doesn't know you, does he?


and who is brad mmmmmm