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Imladris wrote: Swap it for a bar of chocolate......go on you know you can't resist!!!!


Well, it would have to be a VERY BIG bar but, no, on 2nd thoughts I'll keep TLW:sneaky:

chocoholic wrote: Well, it would have to be a VERY BIG bar but, no, on 2nd thoughts I'll keep TLW:sneaky:


It is a very, very, very big bar.........go on, really it's soooo good.



I'm peeling the wrapper off now, can't you just smell the wonderful chocolatiness of it, the amazing colour and texture, oooh the taste!!





Oh my god .......this is turning into food porn. Just give me tlw and I'll leave you alone.

FIRE DRILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone out !!!! NOW... !!! Assembly Point is the thread about Galbally's essay on genetics. Fire wardens will do the head count there.

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Ah that's better!! Now you can come to mamma, TLW.

It's OK, no need to panic, I've got it (and I've got TLW as well!):wah:

OOOh Chockie - what a nice looking bat !!!!!

tlw

Which bat is that, the avatar bat or the siggie bat?









(p.s. I've got TLW again!):wah:

You inspired me Chocko and I dug out a bunch of bats and witch's hats and punkins etc and decorated me humble abode.

Australia isn't really that big on Halloween actually - it's a harvest festival after all, and here, we get it right. This is spring, not freaking Fall. I mean lambs are frolicking, flowers are upping the pollen count, magpies are swooping, the blokes are randier than normal and the girls are kinda smiling invitingly ... Spring. OK... TLW

I'm just jumpin' in with the very latest in the last word.....mine, mine, mine, mine

I don't think so, Girlfriend. TLW

Well howdy all I'm back, & got TLW! :wah: :rolleyes:

Wanna boogie, Carsy??? Come on Sweetie, lemme lead you up the garden path.... ...yeahhhhh and shut the door on you now.. Bye bye. :sneaky:

Now we're alone again TLW :-4

AussiePam wrote: Wanna boogie, Carsy??? Come on Sweetie, lemme lead you up the garden path.... ...yeahhhhh and shut the door on you now.. Bye bye. :sneaky:



Now we're alone again TLW :-4


I do a pretty mean boogie APam, are you sure your'e up to it?:p

cars wrote: Well howdy all I'm back, & got TLW! :wah: :rolleyes:


Nope Dear cars. You've got a flat and I'm off with TLW:driving: Off there Aussie:sneaky:

Wendybird wrote: You picked up the FAKE one weber!



I now have TLW and I am not giving it back!



mwahahahahahahahaha mwahahahaha:sneaky:


But which one's the "real fake", only the one with the "real one" knows! :wah:

Well dear cars, all ladies know real from fake (and how to fake the real!), so I'm sure that I have the genuine article and I guess that means that once again I have TLW!:D

That's what you think Choccie!!



The tlw that you have is a special one I made earlier from doggie chocs - so be very careful that you're not tempted to take a bite, it won't do you any good at all.



I have cunningly hidden tlw and swallowed the key - so when nature takes it's course I can't imagine anyone wanting to look for it!!!!



Ha!:wah:

Imladris wrote: That's what you think Choccie!!



The tlw that you have is a special one I made earlier from doggie chocs - so be very careful that you're not tempted to take a bite, it won't do you any good at all.



I have cunningly hidden tlw and swallowed the key - so when nature takes it's course I can't imagine anyone wanting to look for it!!!!



Ha!:wah:




I'll watch, while others look for it! :p :rolleyes:

Stone the bloody crows!!! Imladris is turning yellow, convulsing, hallucinating, growing a beard and her smaller intestine is trying to jump out the window!! I've brought in Dr House and his team.... SHEESH. Do your stuff, Guys!!

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House: Anthrax? Scan the patient's left nostril

Cameron: Ear wax shows traces of shiitake mushroom infestation

House: So do we biopsy her toenails or innoculate her for chickenpox

Foreman: Heavy metal poisoning?

House: Go to her house and check out her underwear drawer for pigeon droppings

Wilson: Have you eliminated key swallowing?

House: Let's cut her open and poke around a bit.

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Meanwhile... in Imladris's underwear drawer, tlw ........................

Imladris wrote: That's what you think Choccie!!



The tlw that you have is a special one I made earlier from doggie chocs - so be very careful that you're not tempted to take a bite, it won't do you any good at all.



I have cunningly hidden tlw and swallowed the key - so when nature takes it's course I can't imagine anyone wanting to look for it!!!!



Ha!:wah:


Okay Doc, lez cut 'im open and extract the key. Here goes Im......it's a sharp scalpel so it won't hurt.mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooow Got it !!!!

weber wrote: Okay Doc, lez cut 'im open and extract the key. Here goes Im......it's a sharp scalpel so it won't hurt.mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooow Got it !!!!








Come on you lot, what about an anasthetic - that bloody hurt!!

Imladris wrote: Come on you lot, what about an anasthetic - that bloody hurt!!


TLW is really tough, and can take it without anesthesia! :wah:

cars wrote: TLW is really tough, and can take it without anesthesia! :wah:

I been too nice to you load of clueless bloody losers!!!! You just don't get the message. Okay - ya wannit spelt out.



B U G G E R O F F

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tlw needs gentle nurture. He needs ME !!!! Come here to mamma, tlw!!!

So Pam, you want to take the gloves off eh?, well sorry but TLW is mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takes more than a twitchy pommy shiela to skeer me, Chox ! Specially when yerve left the safety catch on... geesch Girlfriend, call that a bloody gun!!!



Now where were we, tlw

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Move aside Pam, easy now. Only better than this will take my TLW

Weber !! that's not bad. I assume you were at least 300 metres away. Yeah.. not bad !!! How are you with moving targets? Moving live human targets? That's of course where the real skill comes in... :sneaky:

tlw

AussiePam wrote: Weber !! that's not bad. I assume you were at least 300 metres away. Yeah.. not bad !!! How are you with moving targets? Moving live human targets? That's of course where the real skill comes in... :sneaky:

tlw


Ah wee lassie, but I could part your hair at 300 meters away. Just come to me lil one and I will show you and the prize is

TLW

and I got it. Look in the mirror:guitarist

Interesting!!! Who knows, Weber, one day, someone might pay me to go after you, then we'll see. :sneaky: I don't often take out anyone for um personal reasons. Rules of the trade, you know. Anyway, it's a beautiful afternoon here and I'm feeling at peace with me fellow man, and woman, and am heading out into the hills to take the air... so I shall leave tlw in your obviously very capable hands.

AussiePam wrote: Interesting!!! Who knows, Weber, one day, someone might pay me to go after you, then we'll see. I don't often take out anyone for um personal reasons. Rules of the trade, you know. Anyway, it's a beautiful afternoon here and I'm feeling at peace with me fellow man, and woman, and am heading out into the hills to take the air... so I shall leave tlw in your obviously very capable hands.


Lordy be gor lovely Aussie

You are leaving the last word with me:) what shall I do. I was looking forward to parting your hair:sneaky: but I must go to bed so I will have to find a willing subject to leave TLW with. Hey you aren't going to bed.....it's bedtime here so it's wake up time there. Such a lovely lady you are:-4 but I wil keep the last word....I'll take good care.:-6

tlw makes a very fine hot water bottle, Weber.. enjoy and sweet dreams.. :sneaky:

AussiePam wrote: tlw makes a very fine hot water bottle, Weber.. enjoy and sweet dreams.. :sneaky:


Nah Pam, she doesn't want TLW to cuddle up to, she's rather have "The Hunk Hot Water Bottle" I'll take TLW back home with me for safekeeping!

Gee choco, we call hot water bottles "hotties" in Australia. Really! That hotty of yours doesn't seem to have any of the intersting um bits. All sixpack and no um trousers, so to speak. tlw

AussiePam wrote: Gee choco, we call hot water bottles "hotties" in Australia. Really! That hotty of yours doesn't seem to have any of the intersting um bits. All sixpack and no um trousers, so to speak. tlw






These will be more what you had in mind then Pam?, as "hotties" go these seem to have all the bits needed!



(I'll just have TLW again as you'll be occupied with these!)

I am aghast, outraged and appalled !!! Tombie !!!!!

yea but.........

Gosh that little penguin keeps falling through the ice...

Golly gosh.. Pinky.. you slipped on that thin ice... Hang on Girl... and don't freeze yer bazookas off.. I'm have you outta there in no time!!



There ya go!!

In the meantime... tlw is mine.. mine. :sneaky:

I think a birdie just tried to poop on me... where did I put me bow n arrers? ... Oooo, is Pinky still in the water. I'll hafta defrost her now, I guess.. ah heck, waste not want not.. Which exotic cocktail requires pink ice cubes??? Oh yes, a pink lady!!

tlw

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I've not posted anywhere for 8 days, no one noticed. So no poop, no bazookas, just taking TLW!:(

I noticed, cars!!!!! And have been carefully nurturing tlw so he'll be all rested up and ready for you. Have a great day out together bonding, and bring him home safe to mummy at suppertime!!!

Soooooooo- what's for supper??? Baked TLW? :wah:

cars;445047 wrote: Soooooooo- what's for supper??? Baked TLW? :wah:
Here you go cars, you don't want boring old bakedTLW, have some choccie and I just take that old TLW away for you!!:)

chocoholic;445169 wrote: Here you go cars, you don't want boring old bakedTLW, have some choccie and I just take that old TLW away for you!!:)






Thanks for the choccie, choco! But looks like someone beat me to it! :wah:

Hehehe here's a surprise Cars had TLW, well I hope you all have been taking good care of him!! :p

There's a suprise, Chris just gets back here, & he's after TLW! :rolleyes: