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Imladris;552046 wrote: Jimbo, who is your favourite superhero? (apart from WW3)



If you needed to fantasise about another woman whilst making love, who would it be? (notice I said if, I know that you don't need to 'cos Suzy is completely gorgeous!)



Why is it that when you buy pears they are not ripe enough to eat but when you get them home, put them in the fruit bowl, turn your back for 10 seconds and then they are over ripe?


jordan would er fire up my one man bbq as long as she kept her mouth shut er no i mean didnt talk er no oh ............ tomberaider babe lara croft i mean if i never had the sexy suzy



what pears are we on about oh sorry just dont turn your back then and they will still be hard no i dont mean that .... i dont know immy i miss my torturer i cant think

jimbo;552060 wrote: jordan would er fire up my one man bbq as long as she kept her mouth shut er no i mean didnt talk er no oh ............ tomberaider babe lara croft i mean if i never had the sexy suzy



what pears are we on about oh sorry just dont turn your back then and they will still be hard no i dont mean that .... i dont know immy i miss my torturer i cant think




:-4 :-4 me too hun, me too.

jimbo;551340 wrote: look trouble maker men dont like to talk, they like to joke ,ok women like to natter non stop no sense no reason just total bollocks full stop i would rather drip hot chile in my open sand papered eye ball than do that , sue can cackle and gossip with you guys study all the posts,the profiles and know everyones life history ,me unless i think there really funny i dont even check what gender they are ,so in answer to your trouble making question no ,in the unlikely event of both pc's packing up i'll take a cold bath and plug in a hair drier thanks very much :wah:


Doh charming! I wouldn't have that, no way.

Are all men childish and like to play Playstations and similar for hours on end every day?

crazygal;552124 wrote: Doh charming! I wouldn't have that, no way.


Thats bravado talking CG, he's just trying to wind me up, our Jim thinks he really funny:-5 :p

SuzyB;552127 wrote: Thats bravado talking CG, he's just trying to wind me up, our Jim thinks he really funny:-5 :p


Never went online when my other half was here, no point him being here otherwise. I think forums are for when you're on your own with nothing better to do.

crazygal;552128 wrote: Never went online when my other half was here, no point him being here otherwise. I think forums are for when you're on your own with nothing better to do.


We are together 24/7, you don't think i could handle all them jokes alone do ya?:-3

crazygal;552125 wrote: Are all men childish and like to play Playstations and similar for hours on end every day?


no actually i dont ....well not since the 12 year old started caning my ass at every game once he got to 7 ...not that i'm a bad loser i just did not want too play any more :-5 :-5

SuzyB;552129 wrote: We are together 24/7, you don't think i could handle all them jokes alone do ya?:-3


Oh no, my dad is the same, so was his dad. They think you're laughing WITH them as well rather than AT THEM. :wah:

crazygal;552125 wrote: Are all men childish and like to play Playstations and similar for hours on end every day?
Yup, Ya got us all figured out.:-3

:-3 Ah you called Jimbo too then?

crazygal;552135 wrote: :-3 Ah you called Jimbo too then?




er me yes :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

jimbo;552143 wrote: er me yes :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


LOL I know you are but someone else answered and I was asking you the question being your thread.

crazygal;552146 wrote: LOL I know you are but someone else answered and I was asking you the question being your thread.
I thought it was a rhetorical question.

YZGI;552148 wrote: I thought it was a rhetorical question.




what was guy meant

How does a hot air balloon work?

Tater Tazz;552563 wrote: How does a hot air balloon work?




ok hot air rises cought in ballooon , ballooon and hot air rise .... only question i have is why the gas burner underneath why not loads of women yaking away ....:wah: :wah:



oh yeah missey what modelling do you do ... i'm not answering my questions if you dont answer yours ... suzy used to be a glamour model topless aswell

Magazines and tv. Not much. I hate doing it. It's degrating for women. heres you next question. How did they come up with the names of colors?

Tater Tazz;552570 wrote: Magazines and tv. Not much. I hate doing it. It's degrating for women. heres you next question. How did they come up with the names of colors?


they prefer to be called non whites in this pc correct world of ours

How can you go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds?

jimbo;552568 wrote: ok hot air rises cought in ballooon , ballooon and hot air rise .... only question i have is why the gas burner underneath why not loads of women yaking away ....:wah:



oh yeah missey what modelling do you do ... i'm not answering my questions if you dont answer yours ... suzy used to be a glamour model topless aswell


I didn't do glamour, I done topless, face and hair modelling. I didn't and still don't find it degrading in anyway, no different than when you go on holls and see people on the beach topless.

Jimborooni, is there any way to gauge the size or color of a woman's nipples by looking at another body part? I can't just ask every woman I meet what hers look like. Or can I ?

Nomad;552605 wrote: Jimborooni, is there any way to gauge the size or color of a woman's nipples by looking at another body part? I can't just ask every woman I meet what hers look like. Or can I ?




i had a mate who used to ask every good looking woman he met straight out if they fancied a quickie



i said boy i bet you get a lot of slaps he said yep sure do but i get a hell of a lot of quickie's too :wah: :wah:





so if you take up this approach where a gum sheild first buddy



who is bh 672 have you got a clue for me :sneaky: :sneaky:

In countries that don't have baseball, how do they refer to how far they've gotten with a woman?

How does one say Goodbye to a one-night stand?

Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany?

How come so many Irish are drunks?

Nomad;552629 wrote: How does one say Goodbye to a one-night stand?


er how about ,i wont be seeing you around sometime

Nomad;552630 wrote: Why is David Hasselhoff so popular in Germany?




coz they dont have a sense of humour i guess





any way dont hassel the hoff

jimbo;552624 wrote: who is bh 672 have you got a clue for me


hey jimbo,

how do you make the past disappear?

Nomad;552631 wrote: How come so many Irish are drunks?




its the luck of the irish i spoze

Are humans the only creatures prone to spontaneous combustion? You'd think hummingbirds would be going off like popcorn.

jimbo;552635 wrote: its the luck of the irish i spoze








oh crap bh672 is online at the same time as you :wah: :wah:



back to square one :-3 :-3

If a guy has a pretty long penis. Does this mean it's easier for him to get a girl pregnant, since he's shooting so close to the target?

jimbo;552637 wrote: oh crap bh672 is online at the same time as you


hey jimbo,

how can one person be online with multiple usernames simultaneously?

Nomad;552636 wrote: Are humans the only creatures prone to spontaneous combustion? You'd think hummingbirds would be going off like popcorn.


sounds like a flaming post to be buddy:wah:

BH672;552641 wrote: hey jimbo,



how can one person be online with multiple usernames simultaneously?








ok buddy you have your own ask anything thread .... i'll see you there

Nomad;552638 wrote: If a guy has a pretty long penis. Does this mean it's easier for him to get a girl pregnant, since he's shooting so close to the target?


depend on the size of the target buddy .... banjo barn door

jimbo;552644 wrote: ok buddy you have your own ask anything thread .... i'll see you there


jimbo,

I'm seeing you here! :wah:

BH672;552646 wrote: jimbo,



I'm seeing you here! :wah:




is that the eye off of 2001 a space odyssey ,that computer called hal ????



is this relervent or another torture

BH672;552634 wrote: hey jimbo,



how do you make the past disappear?












ahh smells like a vulture around here :rolleyes:

jimbo;552648 wrote: is this relervent or another torture


:wah: brouhahahahahahahahaha :wah:

BH672;552634 wrote: hey jimbo,

how do you make the past disappear?


hey jimbo,

do you remember Mr. B.H.?

BH672;552664 wrote: hey jimbo,



do you remember Mr. B.H.?


er funny enough i dont , strange that :wah: :wah:

Jimbo- will Mocks come in various colours? i prefer pink pls :rolleyes:

jimbo;552682 wrote: er funny enough i dont , strange that


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he remembers you. Very well.

BH672;552697 wrote: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he remembers you. Very well.








eeeek you sound like i have wronged the poor guy .... :-3 :-3 :-3

Red;552695 wrote: Jimbo- will Mocks come in various colours? i prefer pink pls :rolleyes:


i'm sorry mock will come only in red .... bright red and red glitter

Jimbo, did you have a good outing with your children?

WonderWendy3;552762 wrote: Jimbo, did you have a good outing with your children?




there were 15 , 12 year old boys having a very vert unfriendly friendly game of soccer , football to us euro peeings , i have had two hours of this i have a headache , nowto the important thing i have become obsessed with tracking down bh 672