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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:59 pm
by Mustang
the redheaded woodpecker named................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:03 pm
by qsducks
Fakeorama and her sidekick named Wackorama......................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:05 pm
by Mustang
dressed in potato sacks with little...................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:07 pm
by qsducks
pics of people on the sacks and everyone was laughing.......................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:08 pm
by Mustang
because the one picture was of................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:09 pm
by qsducks
a redheaded woodpecker not named Woody....................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:10 pm
by watermark
eating stale pretzels and wondering how they could hit the bullseye using gunnysacked woodpecker beaks attached to....

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:11 pm
by qsducks
to her rearend that .................................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:13 pm
by Mustang
back fired like a plugged up exhaust on a.............

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:14 pm
by qsducks
old Chevy Caprice that sit's in the driveway on cinderblocks..................

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:20 pm
by Mustang
rusting away with age and going..............

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:44 pm
by watermark
"just throw me! I swear I can hit the....."

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:13 am
by qsducks
the side of a barn if I rally try..........................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:39 am
by Mustang
using the sling shot with the rubber..............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:40 am
by qsducks
band that is only 1/4" wide....................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 am
by Mustang
and has perfect sights on it. So, slowly Duck pulled the band back with the dart in it and...................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:55 am
by qsducks
hit something else altogether and was laughing so hard she......................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:58 am
by Mustang
:yh_rotfl until she saw Hope coming after her with that BIG stick because............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:00 am
by qsducks
Hope doesn't like when people use rusty cars as darts to hit her barn.................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:02 am
by Mustang
and decided that stick wasn't going to do the job stopping this behavior, so she...........

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:04 am
by qsducks
decided we should all be punished and have to watch Barney the Dinosaur.............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:09 am
by Mustang
until Duck got up and danced just like Barney or..............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:11 am
by qsducks
Mustang made a pointy hat out of a used toilet paper roll...............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:24 am
by Mustang
covered with tin foil to sell at the..................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:25 am
by qsducks
Hope's auction house where it should fetch millions.....................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:28 am
by Mustang
which she's hoping for so she can buy.................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:29 am
by qsducks
a boomerang that should come in handy at.........................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:31 am
by Mustang
qsducks;854265 wrote: a boomerang that should come in handy at.........................


chasing those pesky deer away from her...............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:31 am
by Cow Patty
her company picnic where she is trying to win the top prize which is a...........

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:17 am
by Trunk Monkey
with extra onions and....

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:24 pm
by cubbybear1
And Garlic Dressing ,and a tall glass of....

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:50 pm
by Mustang
prune juice over ice to wash it all down...............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:10 pm
by qsducks
so she will have enough protein to trow the boomerang....................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:11 pm
by cubbybear1
Across the playing fields of the Forum Garden where....

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:14 pm
by qsducks
some obnoxious critters have been seen cavorting......................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:47 pm
by Mustang
to find the missing wheel of baby swiss................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 pm
by qsducks
Mustang;855100 wrote: to find the missing wheel of baby swiss................


cheese last seen being eaten by the very hungry catapillar...................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:51 pm
by Mustang
qsducks;855101 wrote: cheese last seen being eaten by the very hungry catapillar...................


before it turned into a.................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:53 pm
by qsducks
beautiful butterfly that unfortunately is the kind that flys in your garden and eats your tomatoes.........................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:57 pm
by Mustang
but when Duck lets her chickens run loose, they gobble them up to help control..............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:05 pm
by qsducks
the aphids that are known to be the biggest garden pest...............

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:17 pm
by Mustang
but Mustang sent a huge box of lady bugs to Duck's house to help with the..........

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:37 pm
by qsducks
problem and she was so grateful that she promied Mustang that she would send him some salsa in the fall.....................

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:19 pm
by watermark
when she could harvest the tomatoes and cilantro that were sunning themselves at this very....

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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:03 am
by Mustang
moment. Duck worried that..............

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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:33 am
by Trunk Monkey
They weren't getting enough water so she..........

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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:39 pm
by along-for-the-ride
...pulled and dragged the water hose to....

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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:37 pm
by watermark
the farthest end of the...

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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:43 am
by Trunk Monkey
neighbors back yard where she then....

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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:16 am
by Cow Patty
turned the sprinkler on and ran and hid behind the...........